S12.E05: In Hot Water

[jewel21]

Kyle and Garcelle attempt to get to the bottom of the alleged dark comments Sutton made a year ago, but Crystal refuses to divulge what was said; Lisa suffers a devastating loss.

Airdate: 06/08/2022

[Sweetpea4Utoo]

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Dorit. Your. Lips. Are. Too. Big. 

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[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle once again having balls of iron to ask Crystal if she’s gonna be DRAMATIC again lol girl you are Queen of dramatic you literally sat at a window and cried for this show. Stop it. 

Edited June 9, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

Is Crystal going to say what Sutton said that was so ‘dark’ or are they going to drag this out all season? 🙄

[RoseAllDay]

Okay… Kyle and I just had the same thought. 😱 Sutton’s being gas-lit by her new best bud. And I’m quickly losing patience with Crystal and her game-playing. 

[Emmeline]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Is Crystal going to say what Sutton said that was so ‘dark’ or are they going to drag this out all season? 🙄

They will drag it out all season.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

They will drag it out all season.

Thank god they forgot about that table at a charity fight 

[QQQQ]

Diana reminds me of older version of fake heiress Anna Sorokin.

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Thank god they forgot about that table at a charity fight 

Rinna’s not there to keep that fight going. 

[Keywestclubkid]

That was it? I’m confused 

[Straycat80]

So now we know what Sutton said. I don’t understand why Crystal found that ‘dark’. I hope Garcelle stays on Sutton’s side, the rest of the ho’s are out to get Sutton this season. 

[RoseAllDay]

Is it just me, or is this ep a big ball of nothing? 

The women stewing over Crystal’s “I’ve got a secret” bullshit is getting old. Either she spills it, or they move on from it. 

Oh, Lois.

EDIT — The pool story was IT? I missed it, had to rewind. God. Crystal will blow this up later on, trust me. 

Edited June 9, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[QQQQ]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

That was it? I’m confused 

Wait, I blinked and missed it. What did she actually say???

[Keywestclubkid]

9 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Wait, I blinked and missed it. What did she actually say???

My white child in a pool with a black child and a Asian child in the jucuzzi and a red headed Irish catholic child and I said this is how it’s supposed to be 

is it ill worded yes but I’m not seeing “dark” in that .. but maybe I’m missing something.. and I could be …

Edited June 9, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Emmeline]

Why does Rinna initially say her mother had a strong directive, DNR, etc.  Then she says it was so hard making the decision not to prolong her mom’s life?  The decision was already made by her mother.  My mom just passed on Monday so I know where I’m coming from.

Now that’s a nice plane.  Much better than the one Heather Dubrow used for her girls trips.

Edited June 9, 2022 by Emmeline

[Straycat80]

Aw, Bless Lois. 
Wow! Look at that plane! 

[Mr. Miner]

Did Diana send her security team ahead to make sure the accommodations are secure?

Edited June 9, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Why does Rinna initially say her mother had a strong directive, DNR, etc.  Then she says it was so hard making the decision not to prolong her mom’s life?  The decision was already made by her mother.  My mom just passed on Monday so I know where I’m coming from.

I’m so sorry for your loss 🙏🏻

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

My white child in a pool with a black child and a Asian child in the jucuzzi and a red headed Irish catholic child and I said this is how it’s supposed to be 

I think Crystal just looks for problems, and if there aren’t any, she’ll make some — and look all wide-eyed, innocent, and hurt while doing it.

Be careful, Sutton, be very careful.

5 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Why does Rinna initially say her mother had a strong directive, DNR, etc.  Then she says it was so hard making the decision not to prolong her mom’s life?  The decision was already made by her mother.  My mom just passed on Monday so I know where I’m coming from.

Now that’s a nice plane.  Much better than the one Heather Dubrow used for her girls trips.

Sorry for your loss. Wishing you peace.

[Straycat80]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Did Diana send her security team ahead to make sure the accommodations are secure?

Yes she did lol! 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I get it - even with a directive, it can be hard to make that final call. My significant other went through that with his mother.

[RoseAllDay]

Erika — “I like fun bags.”

Make your own jokes, gang.

[Keywestclubkid]

No over the top glam Erika? Mikey didn’t wanna fly coach? 

Edited June 9, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Mr. Miner]

In other words, Dorit is late as usual.

[Keywestclubkid]

She loved being famous… No Rinna you loved pimping her out for likes … it was all for your ego no hers let’s be honest 

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No over the top glam Erika? Mikey didn’t wanna fly coach? 

I just noticed Erika walks like she just spent eight hours on a horse. 

[Emmeline]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I just noticed Erika walks like she just spent eight hours on a horse. 

I was just thinking the same thing.  That’s how Kyle always walks but I never noticed it with Erika.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She loved being famous… No Rinna you loved pimping her out for likes … it was all for your ego no hers let’s be honest 

I think it was probably both. And honestly, she wasn't hurt by any of it, so I cut Rinna slack on that one.

ETA: I won't cut Rinna any slack on ordering (presumably beef) tenderloin well-done.

Edited June 9, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No over the top glam Erika? Mikey didn’t wanna fly coach? 

No room for the rest of the squad and Erika’s 10,000 tacky outfits.

[Keywestclubkid]

How dare you put me on ground floor!! Goodbye from the lower level 

[Lady Lucy]

I really dislike Crystal. I wanted to like her. But I can't. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Zoning out of this fight seriously..then Erika has to bust in 

[Straycat80]

Here we go, Erika has to go and make everything all about HER. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh God, Erika, stop trying to be a victim. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Gaslighting is the fucking word of the season … Kyle learned a new word everyone 

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Oh God, Erika, stop trying to be a victim. 

OR WHAT?

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Lady Lucy said:

I really dislike Crystal. I wanted to like her. But I can't. 

There is just something really shady about her. I thought that last season, too. 

[bencr]

Drinking game ... every time something "triggers" Dorit, take a shot.

[Keywestclubkid]

You make up lies … and Crystal didn’t say no… wow 

[TexasGal]

How can they be arguing over this stupidity when Erika, the cartoon villain with a literal cannonball purse, is sitting right there just waiting to be cut down a few more notches.  C’mon.  FOCUS!!

[WaltersHair]

Erika clutching her drink with those clawed hands and cackling in that tacky dress. Rinna is completely incapable of dialing it down. Kyle basically just blunders her way through conversations.

Diana is doing a mental checklist of her handbags.

Edited June 9, 2022 by WaltersHair

[RoseAllDay]

Just keep digging that hole, Crystal. Please. 

Garcelle’s fuse is getting shorter….and shorter…

EDIT …. I’m going to side with Erika’s take on Sutton and Crystal. Crystal has said just enough for everyone to assume the worst. So Crystal’s mission of taking down Sutton is completed — without getting her hands dirty. That’s some cold HW behavior, there.

Edited June 9, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Lady Lucy]

This is absurd. Even by Housewives standards. 

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, bencr said:

Drinking game ... every time something "triggers" Dorit, take a shot.

My liver hurts just thinking about it.

[RealHousewife]

lmao @ Garcelle and Sutton predicting Dorit speaking Spanish and just getting English responses. 

[Keywestclubkid]

You are allowed to be offended Crystal… but don’t get mad when other people don’t take offense to the same thing or in the same way (you don’t see how that’s offensive to Garcelle) 

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

lmao @ Garcelle and Sutton predicting Dorit speaking Spanish and just getting English responses. 

More of this, please!! 😂

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I think that Crystal was probably trying to move forward but she probably should have just said, "here's what Sutton said, I found it problematic." Because much as I think Sutton's "I don't see color" stance is naive, that is all that it is, really, IMO - naive.

Crystal has a right to find it problematic (IMO, it is a problematic belief that comes from white people with privilege who don't understand that "not seeing color" is a privilege not afforded to BIPOC individuals) but by not putting it out there, it's become a bigger thing than it would have been if she had just said what it was.

Edited June 9, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[RoseAllDay]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You are allowed to be offended Crystal… but don’t get mad when other people don’t take offense to the same thing or in the same way (you don’t see how that’s offensive to Garcelle) 

Or when other people don’t understand what the hell you’re going on about. 

[bencr]

If Sutton had said "I try not to see color" rather than "I don't see color" the reaction would have been totally different. I would hate to be in a friend group where you have to parse your words so carefully.