Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

you got an infection from sex positions? HUH 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Whoever said moldy closet sex came pretty close- congrats!!!

[candall]

Tayler has Honeymoon Syndrome.

[bref]

Anal can give you gastric distress?

[goofygirl]

Lort. TayLER has an infection from too much weird sex !!!  TMI....

 

And Mama June??  NOBODY cares about your secrets and lies.  You need to go on and just get used to the NO TEEVEE money.  It'll be easier that way.  

 

Edited April 23, 2022 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

He probably gave her a raging STD.

Yeah, as soon as they said pelvic, I was thinking Pelvic Inflammatory disease via STD. STD treatment is a shot in the butt and a few pills.

[Doublemint]

It's embarrassing - and it's all over the TV.  Sex can kill you, watch out!

[Maybeitsme]

Geez this chick is really giggling and grinning like a fool because he's calling her out on her drunk sexy time antics and how he gave her the nasty ass so bad she ended up in the emergency room,  unbelievable 😒 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you got an infection from sex positions? HUH 

From anal sex positions.  The one word she didn't say, with the suggestion that they kept switching openings.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Arrrrrgh.  He has three women bending over backward trying to keep a smile on Harry's face and a home under his feet, not to mention that whole houseful of aunties cooking up a special meal for his first night out, and this space waste has the nerve to complain that nobody's doing anything for HIM?

 

Indie, call your mother.  

 

We need to get together and hire a plane to sky write  this message to Harry.  It's perfect!

[OoogleEyes]

Wow. I am breathless. So much shit going on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

@WaltersHair‘s diagnosis sounds right. I was wrong. But I ain’t apologizationing to no one.

[Pepper Mostly]

And its the Return of Aaron! 

He treated you bad, cheated on you, and was a prick in general. So of course she calls him as soon as she brooms out the new hubby.

Edited April 23, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brans still lusts after the bad boys. 

[Gobi]

Aaron is quite a catch.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Did Aaron just say they are super close since he was responsible for her 2 1/2 year incarceration???

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And its the Return of Aaron! 

That’s straight out of the Lacey-Chain-Chon plot.

[Keywestclubkid]

why does it matter what this dude thinks about the guy you married? 

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@WaltersHair‘s diagnosis sounds right. I was wrong. But I ain’t apologizationing to no one.

Hey, it could have been Middelschmerz. Look that one up, lol.

Edited April 23, 2022 by WaltersHair

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

We need to get together and hire a plane to sky write  this message to Harry.  It's perfect!

Sky write it over that prison he's headed back to in record time!

 

Branflake is totally a noodje.  But she and Aaron had "GREAT SEX"....  Look out Chazzzzzz.....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Did Aaron just say they are super close since he was responsible for her 2 1/2 year incarceration???

 

Nothing says love like helping someone get put in jail.

[Floatingbison]

Horribly toxic for each other.... right up there with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

[candall]

Nope, Honeymoon Syndrome is a real thing.  It just comes on with a lotta lotta sex.  Doesn't have to be anal or weird or nasty.

[Keywestclubkid]

NOW its overwhelming? AFTER you said yes and got married? WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with these people?? 

[OoogleEyes]

This poor ChazzSister. What the heck do you do with your grown assed brother who loves to drive down Bad Choice Road?

Edited April 23, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Aaron is quite a catch.

Well, he's no Kevin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean looks like she’s back on the meth. Yikes!

[Gobi]

"I don't want to put myself in a position to screw us. I mean, look what happened to Tayler."

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, he's no Kevin.

Where are the cavemen tonight? A herd of buffalo moving through nearby?

[Doublemint]

Raydean has a secret that "no one knows".   She's engaged to her girlfriend?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick, your dog is overweight. Just saying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is Rick still drinking that blueberry coffee??

Raydean spent a "solid day" proving her love.  Who can dispute that dedication?

[Floatingbison]

Never have I seen a face less suited for a handlebar moustache. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Where are the cavemen tonight? A herd of buffalo moving through nearby?

It's time for the hunt.  They need fresh meat and new skins to make clothes for winter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Roomie doesn’t understand Rick’s relationship with Raydean, or lack thereof.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This poor ChazzSister. What the heck do you do with your grown assed brother who loves to drive down Bad Choice Road?

Limit your time with him. Stop seeing him all the time.  Get a part time job.  Do some volunteer work.  Walk. Run a marathon.  ANYTHING!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh shut up, roommate 

[Keywestclubkid]

I would so be friends with her LOL

[Ladystardust]

Eating peanut butter and jelly and talking to your roommate about making out in a hot tub...how old are these people?

[Empress1]

OH MY GOD THIS ROOMMATE  HUMPED THE AIR

Edited April 23, 2022 by Empress1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If she could see them together she would see what Rick refuses to see - Raydean is not attracted to him at all.

[Empress1]

Vasectomy reversed?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick: If you could just see us together!

Pepper Mostly: Rick. She can barely hide her revulsion. She looks like she's actively trying not to throw up. You are NOT love's young dream. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cant believe Raydean has a secret. What a plot twist.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's time for the hunt.  They need fresh meat and new skins to make clothes for winter.

But.. but... but.... it's SPRING!

[candall]

Rick:

"Do NOT suck my toes." <=> "I love you so much."

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's time for the hunt.  They need fresh meat and new skins to make clothes for winter.

Busy Busy lots to do

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Never have I seen a face less suited for a handlebar moustache. 

What Rick is sporting is what used to be called a "Fu Manchu". Seventies girl here. LOTS of facial hair in those days.  

Edited April 23, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Floatingbison]

A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gobi]

Her wife!? Who called it?