Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

no hanky panky in his house .. omg her nasally voice I can't 

[Empress1]

That is a rough-looking dude, goddamn.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OOH, Mike, hubba, hubba!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Branwin couldn't get away from Chazz fast enough.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooof! Mike looks like the guy who was holding a sign at the end of the exit ramp, asking for some contributions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wowza Mike looks a little worse for wear. 

[WaltersHair]

She must have been eating a lot of carrots behind bars because she is ORANGE

Edited April 23, 2022 by WaltersHair

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Ick. Chazz, put that tongue away

I hate when people approach a kiss with their tongues already out.

[Gobi]

Branflake is all broken up that Sphazz can't stay with her. Not!

[Keywestclubkid]

I like your cat! 

[WaltersHair]

Actual, real life cock blocking

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I hate when people approach a kiss with their tongues already out.

I don’t mind if a dog does that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Branwin is wondering if its too early to take out a life insurance policy on Chazz.

[Keywestclubkid]

you know god damn well you won't be thinking about your marriage or future ...

[OoogleEyes]

I'm getting a Dana Carvey vibe here with Chazz. Is it just me?

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  The bed!!!

[goofygirl]

Poor old Chazzzz.  He had BIG PLANS for Branflake to spend the night with him at the hotel.  Those dang parole officers!!!!

Hell, the dude even has flower petals on the bed! Seriously, dude....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz is disappointed that Brans didn’t wear the chocolate panties for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear lord, now Chazz has to put all the lingerie and lube and porn away. 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

She must have been eating a lot of carrots behind bars because she is ORANGE

I was wondering about that! How is she so tan?

[Gobi]

Looks like Sphazz will be consummating the marriage by himself.

[Ladystardust]

He decorated the SHOWER.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rose petals of sadness now join the suitcase of all sadness and the shopping bags of anger and sadness.

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry: I know I fucked up a lot.

Pepper Mostly: And you have just begun to fuck up, son. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

All those people living in the house and no one can shovel the front walk?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait what happened to home girl he was fucking and lost her job for him? 

[Empress1]

Oh Lord, this damn psychic.

[candall]

No, Branson isn't crying any big tears, but I don't get the feeling she was determined to screw over Chazz the way Toothless Raydean got her parents on board to help kick Rick in the teeth.  

It makes sense this guy Mike would say, "Okay, you can stay, but just you.  No Get Out of Jail Free friends coming around."

[bref]

"I touched her butt." Okay, Beavis.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Looks like Sphazz will be consummating the marriage by himself.

Something tells me this will not be the first time.

[Doublemint]

Harry's smoking weed on TV - is that allowed on parole?  Asking for a friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Indie should get a spiritual divorce.

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you need to ask that women if the spirts ever see you finding common sense cause you NEED that ...

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

It makes sense this guy Mike would say, "Okay, you can stay, but just you.  No Get Out of Jail Free friends coming around."

Right! He’s never met Chaz. I wouldn’t let a stranger stay with me either.

[Floatingbison]

Well, Chazz would give her an inch...that's for sure!

Just now, Doublemint said:

Harry's smoking weed on TV - is that allowed on parole?  Asking for a friend.

Maybe it's cloves....remember that trend. . . . gag

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

All those people living in the house and no one can shovel the front walk?

Reminds me of the asshole across the street from me, who resolutely never shoveled his sidewalk. I had to drop to my hands and knees to get to my bus stop. Asshole. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

 

Hell, the dude even has flower petals on the bed! Seriously, dude....

Didn't he say "in the end, it was just a big mess"? My thoughts exactly. 

Chekhov's rose petals?

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Well, Chazz would give her an inch...that's for sure!

OH MY GOD

Where’s indie’s kid?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean looks particularly skanky this week. And she has a SECRET!!!

[Gobi]

Ooh, Raygun has a secret: "These aren't my real teeth."

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Harry's smoking weed on TV - is that allowed on parole?  Asking for a friend.

I was gonna say.... Is pot smoking for recreational purposes allowed in OHIO??  Asking for Doublemint's friend.

And dumbo Rick is just now catching a CLUE that Raydentyne MIGHT choose her GIRLFRIEND over him.  Jeebus.  MORE FLOWER PETALS!

Around the hot tub, no less....

And then there's Tayler and the pregnancy test.  THIS GIRL IS A FRICKIN' MORON!!

He's already runnoft her TWIN sister!  What's he gonna do with those little girls of hers???

Edited April 23, 2022 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. FB likes Mama June show, and I think she watches it unironically....   

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Harry's smoking weed on TV - is that allowed on parole?  Asking for a friend.

It’s startling, isn’t it? 

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

He decorated the SHOWER.

I'll bet he did.

[Floatingbison]

Harry should have stuck with edibles.... he can snack on one and no one would be the wiser.

 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean looks particularly skanky this week. And she has a SECRET!!!

She looks very Faces of Meth.

[Ladystardust]

I've decided that Raydean is pulling a Nicole. She's trying to tough it out to get new teeth from Rick before she leaves him in the dust for her prison girl. Poor Nicole didn't pull it off and never got her boobs from Daonte. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'll bet he did.

Y’ALL NASTY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB likes Mama June show, and I think she watches it unironically....   

We need to speak to her. And set her straight. And remind her that she’s losing more brain cells minute to minute compared to us.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB likes Mama June show, and I think she watches it unironically....   

She probably likes to see how much we all are winning in life compared to Mama June.  I know that's one reason I like this dumpster fire.  😉