Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We started with dead dad, now we have incarcerated partner.  I need to invest in the life-sized standup business. 

Two words—vending machines.

[Gobi]

This season definitely has potential.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, thanks for all the laughs! Great having the band back together. Have a fantastic weekend, I love you all, MWAH!

[kacesq]

Good night friends! Remember to answer your phones! Prison boo needs you!

[Ladystardust]

Thanks for the company, bunkies! See you all next week.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Goodnight all!  Enjoy the week and live your best free life!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This was well worth the wait. Friday night fights!! Have a restful weekend. Be back, as always, for 90 Day on Sunday. Adios.

[Floatingbison]

Until next week, fellow Prisoners of Bad TV

 

 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They are eternally ready for their closeups, Mr. Demille. With makeup to match that scene.

We started with dead dad, now we have incarcerated partner.  I need to invest in the life-sized standup business. 

Well, you just might put up on the eyelashe vending machine 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, 

It's so great to be back at it.  We had gold teeth, panty droppers, so many people that are too attractive to be incarcerated, life-size cutouts, cops eating donuts, seriously questionable fashion choices, tarantula eyelashes, talons, inmate phone calls, and oversharing in front of strangers.  Yes, Love During Lockup is back!   

We'll see you next week for more bad decisions and the people who make them.  Until then, check in with your PO and keep your ankle monitor charged.  I am am working on a tattoo design of all of your names to prove to you that you are the loves of my life. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E02: The Million Dollar Fantasy

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Chris spends $1 million on Jade from prison; Latisha confronts Keith about an ex; Kerok's family spies on Britney; Andy's daughters reveal a secret; Raneka's sisters fear she's risking it all for an inmate she's never met.

Original air date 2023.07.28

[OoogleEyes]

Were we told where Chris earned his millions?

Hi all! I think that we're all really locked up here every Friday night, soooo.... we are living our own actual Love During Lockup!

[coffee drinker]

13 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Were we told where Chris earned his millions?

Hi all! I think that we're all really locked up here every Friday night, soooo.... we are living our own actual Love During Lockup!

He apparently is a member of a Native American tribe that owns casinos.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Well, I do love you all. Can you out money on my books?  I need some new shower shoes. 
 

Chris is an enrolled member of a Dakota tribe that has casinos and shares the profit among tribal members.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Daddy, you a convict."  I knew it was coming, and I still laughed. 

[WaltersHair]

I gotta tell you. I've work on a number of reservations that had casinos and not one person I met had two nickles to rub together. I used to ask were all the money went and almost universally was told it went to the tribal elders and it was up to them to distribute the money. The implication was that it wasn't distributed far.

But, I'm an old white person so what do I know?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I have my new Party City wig and I'm ready to rumble! Anyone for a nice tall glass of iced snark?

[Gobi]

I skipped my meeting with my parole officer to be here tonight. Was that wrong?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi all. I’m here even though my parole officer thinks you may be a bad influence on me.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 ring a ding 2 ring a ding ... I'm calling in but no ones picking up 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I skipped my meeting with my parole officer to be here tonight. Was that wrong?

Hell no! Just steal a car and head across the state line. You good.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jade does have a good set-up. How long is Chris inside for?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jade does have a good set-up. How long is Chris inside for?

forever lol 

[Maybeitsme]

She hopes

[OoogleEyes]

"Jess-ah!" We got another "Christopher-ah!"

[Gobi]

Get ready for conversnarking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jade does have a good set-up. How long is Chris inside for?

She's LIVING THE DREAM! Surely every little girl dreams of landing a convict with lots of scratch. Who'll finance a luxe lifestyle and won't bother you with pesky demands for sex. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need a new accountant. Where is this firm located?

[Keywestclubkid]

you are sooooo romantic 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need a new accountant. Where is this firm located?

I'm guessing the wrong side of the tracks. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

She hopes

Did you infer this from her dead-eyed absolute lack of enthusiasm when she said she wants to have a family with him? 

[candall]

I'm here, I'm all caught up--let's conversate!

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[Maybeitsme]

 

Just now, Gobi said:

Get ready for conversnarking.

Ready Freddy ummI mean Gobi 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Whew!  My husband wanted to fool around with the smart tv connection.  Then, asked me to figure out how to fix it...as if.  Anyway, I'm here now. 😊

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

I'm here, I'm all caught up--let's conversate!

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Lets conversate about our dreams and aberrations, as we sip chocolate martinis through a straw. 

Edited July 29, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

So they were just fuck buddies? Okay, I’m cool with that.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why can't I have a tax accountant with a fuzzy teddy bear phone cover???

[Keywestclubkid]

Aunt Marsha bringing the mood down 

[WaltersHair]

And you want to trust him with tax money? Okay.

[Eldemarge]

Hi guys!  Boyfriend is here and we're watching!

[candall]

Let's conversate about martinis.  This woman is clueless about more than love.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Why can't I have a tax accountant with a fuzzy teddy bear phone cover???

And a husband in jail. Dream team, right there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Royal Rumble time! I’m old enough to remember the thrillah in the parking lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi guys!  Boyfriend is here and we're watching!

I love this more than my life.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi guys!  Boyfriend is here and we're watching!

Welcome, boyfriend of Eldemarge!  ❤️

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, get a load of those cookies. She must be a professional level baker, hmmm?

Edited July 29, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

When in Rome, do what the ex-cons and ex-cops do.

[Keywestclubkid]

these people talk so disrespectful to each other so openly 

[Empress1]

This man is stupid.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Cookies and tea sounds yummy.  I'm enjoying a gin and tonic and chicharrones.