Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

His sneaker brand, "Feint 'N All".

[kacesq]

I’m still stuck on who’s name is on the title and if there’s insurance lol. But that’s boring law abiding me…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Right did they fly her in? like where did this friend come from

Central Casting? The local community theater? The PA's step mom's friend who's dying to show off her boob job?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait is he a reseller I know he isn't manufacturing shoes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike must make a lot of money selling drugs sneakers in jail. 

[Floatingbison]

she wondered where Mercedes money came from?  land sakes, I don't know.

[Empress1]

What sneaker company? Where can I buy the sneakers? He’s marketing what?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

if she can't type how does she clean areas that umm should be cleaned?

Bidet? 

Justine is aware that he has several CHILDREN with other women, right? 

[Floatingbison]

I wonder if the car comes with a bumper to bumper warranty

[kacesq]

Another fabulous week my friends! This hour flies by!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Bidet? 

you know dang well this woman doesn't know what that is LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Mike got the car for Juju illegally? Go figure.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Central Casting? The local community theater? The PA's step mom's friend who's dying to show off her boob job?

A local barfly who would agree to pretend to be Jessica's friend for unlimited glasses of wine.

[Maybeitsme]

Ooohhh next week looks promising 

It's been fun, later gaters 

[Gobi]

Snarkalicious, as always.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, dear bunkies, thanks for all the laughs! Stay out of trouble and don't catch any more charges. See you Sunday for the interminable slog that is 90 Day. I love you all, have a great weekend!

[JenE4]

He’s a sneaker [of drugs into prison] kingpin.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What sneaker company? Where can I buy the sneakers? He’s marketing what?

are they the type of sneakers you grind up and snort?

Edited November 26, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

A local barfly who would agree to pretend to be Jessica's friend for unlimited glasses of wine.

"Another bottle of your finest Asti Spumante for my friend here!"

[OoogleEyes]

Always a treat, my Bunkies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The snark was more delicious than the turkey dinner I had last night. Have a lovely weekend, cellies, and I’ll bring the ramen next week. See some of you on Sunday. Adieu.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'd better be careful or I'll have a stroke.  If you could give my attorney $1500 he can help us get more $$$ since the guards didn't treat me right. You can give the cash to my mom.  She'll get it to Saul Goodman for you. 

I'm off to get three inch tips attached to my nails.  I like to look classy for my man.  It's either that or I'm going to pile on makeup and convince Mar-K that I'm in prison and ready to be impregnated as long as he sends major $$$ weekly.  Again, don't worry, my friend will get it to me. 

Until next week, bunkies! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E07: Ride or Die

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Michael loses it on Justine when she reveals a secret. Melissa visits Louie and is blindsided by the reality of dating an inmate. Jessica breaks down in tears when her daughter makes a difficult choice. Dauri’s ex-bunkie questions Emily’s loyalty.

Michael of the many children and truly unfortunate mugshot loses it on JustSmug.  How could this happen? We've already seen him be so calm, rational, and reassuring - "How dare someone question how I can afford to buy you a Mercedes SUV while I am in prison!  I will not be disrespected! Your family is dead to me.  Now get back to taking care of my boatload of children and fondling my toenail clippings!" 

Will it finally sink into perennial freshman Melissa that Louie from Lakeland is not the catch she thought he was?  Will she realize why the rest of the class did not decide to friend him on Facebook when he reached out from prison.  Drug habit - check!   Alcoholic - check!  User and loser - check!  If he's speaking, he's lying - check! She really showed those other women when she landed him.  OK, what she showed them is that she's a fool, but she still showed them. 

I'd set up a poll on whether the difficult choice Messica's daughter makes is to not move with her to partake in her prison pal fantasy of young lust; however, I know where we would land.  Another woman who figured out much too late that the "love of her life" is a drug addict who was scoring meth in prison, cannot stay clean, and has been a guest of the state more than once. She was too busy being mesmerized by his sloppy, fading face tattoos to take half a second to look into his record.  Yes, Messica is among the candidates for mother of the year. 

Dauri's ex-bunkie has the unmitigated gall to question Smugarina #2, Emily.  We've seen her great loyalty as she 1) refuses to ever visit him in prison and 2) spent his money on an overpriced ring.  (Inside his head, the jeweler was saying, "yes, yesssss, come to me my overconfident rube.  Let me sell you a $500 ring for $2K.")  It's bad when you feel for the convict.  The only thing worse that could happen to Dauri would be if he paroles to her house and has to live with her until his parole is over. 

Original air date 2022.12.02

[Keywestclubkid]

just picked up my brand new urn dropped off the $1500 to the strip mall lawyer and booked an appointment for that crotch tattoo removal/ eyebrow tattoo combo cause who has time to draw them on every day? I am ready for whatever shit this show throws tonight .. lets go 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello inmates and those who are foolish enough to love them. What are the odds that this week, Melissa finally figures out why Louie in Lakeland was voted most likely to be locked up in prison in the Senior Superlative section of the yearbook.

[Gobi]

Wow, you have no idea how difficult it is to smuggle sperm into a prison! But that's a story for another day.

On to the show!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I forgot to save and mail my toenail clippings. In the meantime, I’ll wear some tight shoes and hope to form a blister.

[Ladystardust]

Everyone got your boob slings and 3 inch nails on tonight? 

I'm already tired of watching Justine pet her hair.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I've got new "jewels" on my talons, a cloth napkin as a top, and eyelashes I could use to paint a wall.  My weave has been stroked at least 50 times an hour.  And the toilet wine is high octane.  I am ready for the show!

[OoogleEyes]

I'm going to have to have a talk with my soul mate and demand to know where my car at

[PrincessPurrsALot]

JustSmug is wondering if he'll take the car back or if she should hunt down all of his exes and take back anything he gave them.  She is so terrible.   

[Ladystardust]

She's going to lose an eye between all the hair petting and flinging her hands around when she talks. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, bunkies! I've been super busy with my sneaker business but I'm prying myself loose to come be with you. So could you put some money on my books? I'm running low on ramen. 

Justine is seriously killing me. She's so mad he's given cars to his old girlfriends. Doesn't he have three or four kids with these past amours? Bet Justine pitches a fit when she finds out he pays child support. (Hahahaha, as if! I kill me).

[JenE4]

Got my prison boos on a conference call so we can brainstorm our Get Out of Jail Free sperm scheme.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Damn.  We are going to see Mar-K tonight.  What have we done to deserve this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica gets played by an inmate. I hope her daughter ends up living her own life as far away from Jessica as possible.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 and eyelashes I could use to paint a wall.  

Hold on, now. You may have something there. Do you mean that I can blink and my house will be painted?

Genius 

[Keywestclubkid]

she gave up a 13 year career for a jailbird Meth head ... I just ... ugh 

[Eldemarge]

Hi Bunkies! I'm outside your jobs RIGHT NOW! With binoculars.  Okay, I'm running across the street right now no you can't stop me I'm on my waaaaaaaaay

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Justine. There is no way you are this naive. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Don't snoop.... girl RED FLAG 

[Empress1]

Is this a dealership or a mechanic? What is this man supposed to be doing?

Has she never owned a car before?!

[Maybeitsme]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Everyone got your boob slings and 3 inch nails on tonight? 

I'm already tired of watching Justine pet her hair.

Boob sling LOL 😆 😂 🤣 perfect! I need one in every color,  sooo classy

[Ladystardust]

This reminds me that I need to get my car inspected this month. Don't worry, it's not from my prison beau so I should be good. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juju starts smelling a rat. Her one brain cell is working overtime.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I think there's paperwork in the glove compartment". Dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus. She is driving an uninsured, unregistered car. With her children in it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

can't he run the VIN #?? 

[Eldemarge]

Lol how do I car?

[goofygirl]

Fun times ahead!! This mechanic has some odd questions, doesn't he?  How could old whatshisface in prison not supply fingernails an insurance card or any old thing to PROVE the car is legit??

Smugemily is just a horrible person.  I want HER to go to prison!

[OoogleEyes]

An owner's manual! 😂😂

Yeah, Pennsylvania is kind of a sticker when it comes to car registrations.