Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[lamujerdecente]

Don't be snitching on Smoke's Boy Boss Babe vibes, you are the extortionist Lady. I put more trust in his legality than yours Miss CRIMMNAL RESEARCHER WHO USES OTHER PEOPLE"S FEDERAL FUNDS WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

Sigh. These people.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He's king of the yard!  All of the other cons high five him when he walks down the cell block!

When he's in the shower, everyone else drops their soap!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa, what happened at age 16 that keeps you fixated there? 

Louie looked at her 

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I have been in NJ most of my life, I don't have any more sorrys left.

I lived in Jersey for three years, Loved it. Best school system. Now i live in Florida. And there are no words. 

I never ran into Melissa tho. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Chelsea never thought she’d be lied to by an inmate. What has the world come to?

[kacesq]

I don’t have the capacity to read this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Louie looked at her 

I hear he said "Hi" to her once. No wonder she's carried a torch all these years.

[lamujerdecente]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Do we know if Melissa has children? 

Lets PRAY HARD for NO.

[OoogleEyes]

Is her friend actually signing?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

When he's in the shower, everyone else drops their soap!

DEAD. Deceased. Expired. 

[goofygirl]

Melissa can't have kids!  She's still in HIGH SCHOOL!!

This poor lady is really messed up, isn't she??  Does she have a job?  Who hired that nutjob???

Edited November 5, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chelsea doesn’t know that every inmate says that to every patsy that crosses their path.

[Ladystardust]

So the friend is informing her and his SISTER (first line of the email). I'm sure the jail would have informed his family if he was actually in the hospital. Not have a random inmate email his sister. Jesus. They aren't even good at this and these women believe them.

[lamujerdecente]

Tai is scary. Not just her hairline although thats a fright on its own. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You know I have trust issues. That's why I started up with a felon".

[Keywestclubkid]

chatty Kathy already told you he was fine ... 

[kacesq]

Is the Prom King on some kind of work release?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie from Lakeland swept Melissa off her feet. <sigh>

[LEILANI2]

Melissa is stuck at 16 years old.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is the Prom King on some kind of work release?

He's in some kind of halfway house.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa, what happened at age 16 that keeps you fixated there? 

Seriously. Issues. Lots and lots of issues

[lamujerdecente]

Melissa. I. am not often speechless. Congrats girl. U did it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I respect it .. as you walk away with your top around your neck... yea looks like you sooo respect it 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is the Prom King on some kind of work release?

He's working on the balloon arch for the entrance to the prom. He'll be hanging streamers later.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We made out". Sweet tapdancing Jesus. Wanna bet Melissa goes to the high school cafeteria and lords it over the sophomores? 

[JenE4]

Since we’re all confessing, I’ve lived in Jersey my whole life. For some reason the very specific accent/demeanor/look of a “Jersey Italian” is most often seen on TV, but this is a very specific subset of the population. 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Melissa can't have kids!  She's still in HIGH SCHOOL!!

This poor lady is really messed up, isn't she??  Does she have a job?  Who hired that nutjob???

She’s a mail carrier.

[OoogleEyes]

15 minutes ago, Gobi said:

When he's in the shower, everyone else drops their soap!

Gobi. You're definitely going to prison because yer killin me 

Edited November 5, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Since we’re all confessing, I’ve lived in Jersey my whole life. For some reason the very specific accent/demeanor/look of a “Jersey Italian” is most often seen on TV, but this is a very specific subset of the population. 

I feel that. I'm from Boston. You know the rest. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They're advertising "exhbitionist mascara" during this show.  The jokes write themselves. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Since we’re all confessing, I’ve lived in Jersey my whole life. For some reason the very specific accent/demeanor/look of a “Jersey Italian” is most often seen on TV, but this is a very specific subset of the population. 

Most of NJ is rural or suburban.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"We made out". Sweet tapdancing Jesus. Wanna bet Melissa goes to the high school cafeteria and lords it over the sophomores? 

As the LUNCH LADY

[goofygirl]

Boy howdy.  That tattoo on the forehead is really something Jessica!!

Bailey, girl; just stay in Florida.  This shit your Mom is planning is just a wad of bullshit.  Be comfortable at HOME Bailey!

Let your nutjob Mom do this ALONE.

Dang!! Here we are at the end of the show and STILL no jailhouse wedding!!  What the what??

Justine, girl!  Those fingernails are ridiculous!!!  

Edited November 5, 2022 by goofygirl

[Empress1]

This poor child, chaperoning her mom’s fuckery.

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"We made out". Sweet tapdancing Jesus. Wanna bet Melissa goes to the high school cafeteria and lords it over the sophomores? 

This chick is one of the saddest sacks of cringe and despair, I have ever seen on this show. The eyes have no light in them. I am hoping the inmate is a scammer and knows how to hide for his own safety. 

Sigh. Again. This show. No one believes me when I tell them about this show and the fact that the inmates are (almost) always better adjusted than those on the outside. Even the ones with the saddest backstory. 

This Jessica twat making her child leave at senior year for a chance at love with a convict. Bailey. RUN.

[Keywestclubkid]

ONG they are close to my home town in Tennessee LOL ew

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see they got a production assistant to dress up as a realtor today.

[Gobi]

"We would like to rent with an option to steal."

[WaltersHair]

This show ruined Inmate to Roomate. People on that show were way too normal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My advice to Jessica is to get as many credit cards as possible to get her credit score up over 700.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Dustin's never been with a stable woman". Honey. If he stays with you his track record will be unblemished. 

[LEILANI2]

She's going to relocate her daughter who has one year of high school left.

[Keywestclubkid]

Nashville is an AMAZING city tho ... 

[OoogleEyes]

Are we in a House Hunters episode?

"I'm looking at that 3's"

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

As the LUNCH LADY

DECEASED AGAIN. You are responsible for throwing me a Nicole Jr type send off. 

[Empress1]

This fool is raiding her retirement? Also does she have a job? Didn’t she give that up to be with him? 

[Keywestclubkid]

more land?? what the hell is she doing with land? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bailey should ask one of her friends if she can live at their house for her senior year.

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see they got a production assistant to dress up as a realtor today.

I thought that too! She was young, pretty and kept a straight face. She must be new.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This fool is raiding her retirement? Also does she have a job? Didn’t she give that up to be with him? 

Well, she's a nurse. She should be able to get a job anywhere, shouldn't she?