Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[candall]

I have paused the action during the letter-writing segment of last week's show.  Here's the message Tai has written to . . . introduce herself to Hottie 2.0, I guess.

 

"Hey my name is Tai.  I hope your doing ok.  I found name on..DOC.  Write back."

 

<swoon>  So eloquent.  I'm in love.  Is Tai in the new Cyrano movie?

[Gobi]

Hi everyone! I'm having trouble with my paperwork here. If everyone could deposit $500.00 into my account, that would be great!

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! I'm having trouble with my paperwork here. If everyone could deposit $500.00 into my account, that would be great!

It should be on your books this Friday 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! I'm having trouble with my paperwork here. If everyone could deposit $500.00 into my account, that would be great!

Please verify that you are my soulmate. 

[Floatingbison]

Is there a manager of the halfway house I can talk to?

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Please verify that you are my soulmate. 

My psychic assures me that is the case.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been worried sick about how Dolton is going to find the money to give to his other “ex” girlfriend now that Haley is on to him.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

My psychic assures me that is the case.

The check is in the mail!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! I'm having trouble with my paperwork here. If everyone could deposit $500.00 into my account, that would be great!

LOL  I forgot what they called it.  Not a "paperwork snafu," but a paperwork something.   Translation for "I'm already out of prison and someone else picked me up.  Drop dead."

 

 

I am loving this LAL producer woman who goes LEAPING between Tai and Boston to hold them apart.  Her face is pixilated.  "I am not part of the story."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raise your hand if you ever fought over your prison boy/girlfriend and ruined your fake nails.

[OoogleEyes]

Both these bitches ratchet

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[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone! I'm having trouble with my paperwork here. If everyone could deposit $500.00 into my account, that would be great!

I must first decide that you are my spiritual spouse. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I totally forgot about Max. He’s like ugly white paint ion a white wall.

In any event, hello fellow snarkers! Happy Friday.

[candall]

Here it is, Haley!  TAKE THE EXIT RAMP.

 

 

eta:  Sigh.  She's off to the prison to "confront Dalton."

Edited February 19, 2022 by candall

[SemiCharmedLife]

I hope Haley stands her ground and dumps his ass.

Oreos + Goldfish = Fighting Food!

[Empress1]

Can you spontaneously go visit someone in jail? Don’t visits have to be arranged?

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I hope Haley stands her ground and dumps his ass.

Oreos + Goldfish = Fighting Food!

I think she should just ghost him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Suddenly Haley found her ability to think critically.

[Gobi]

Haley Quinn is going to forgive him, bet on it.

[OoogleEyes]

Does no make-up equal sad?😥

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Can you spontaneously go visit someone in jail? Don’t visits have to be arranged?

I think she should just ghost him.

I agree- she could be easily persuaded.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley, we ALL lost TWO years of our lives what with Covid and all.

[Floatingbison]

I want to talk the CO's manager.

[Empress1]

See? You DO have to schedule visits. The answers she needs, she could have gotten over the phone.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Can you spontaneously go visit someone in jail? Don’t visits have to be arranged?

I didn't think that you could during Covid times 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Gabby hasn’t gotten any smarter. Just a guess.

[JenE4]

Wow. A producer is interviewing Dalton. This must be one of those VIP Media passes that I learned about on Inventing Anna. 

Haley is going to give the prison puppy dog eyes and hope they let her in?!? I don’t think it works that way. Get yourself a VIP media pass, maybe?

[goofygirl]

Poor Haley.  Does she really think old Dalton ISN"T doing a number on his OTHER Paymates just like he has with her?

And I'm LOVING how Chris's sister is treating Gabby!  She thinks she's gonna runnoft his ENTIRE family?? Nope.  Did she buy that BMW with the 60K he gave her?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Can you spontaneously go visit someone in jail? Don’t visits have to be arranged?

I think she should just ghost him.

Defense lawyer here:  when I go to prisons to meet clients, it all has to be pre arranged.  I can't just drop by and knock on the front door!

Even for local jails, I usually call ahead to make arrangements, especially during covid lockdowns.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I didn't think that you could during Covid times 

I didn’t think you could, period.

Love Chris’s sister. “Yeah, you’re a gold digger. Not sorry.”

[SemiCharmedLife]

OOOH!  I hope Gabby doesn't procreate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby has baby-making plans, yet you need a license to go fishing. 🤷‍♀️

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Defense lawyer here:  when I go to prisons to meet clients, it all has to be pre arranged.  I can't just drop by and knock on the front door!

Even for local jails, I usually call ahead to make arrangements, especially during covid lockdowns.

Thanks for clarifying- that’s what I thought!

[Gobi]

"You're my world and on my world we'll always be together."

Could you run that by me again?

[candall]

GAH.  And here's Gabby--another one who thinks, well, maybe it doesn't matter if I don't follow all those picky little prison rules.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wow. A producer is interviewing Dalton. This must be one of those VIP Media passes that I learned about on Inventing Anna. 

I was just watching that today! Con people (and their victims) fascinate me.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Do none of these people confirm what they can and cannot do before driving across country to meet people?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

These idiots use their phones for every fucking thing in the universe except calling the prison ahead to check your information?

[kacesq]

Thank God my son’s winter lax season is over and I can focus on more important things...being here for the live chat!

[Empress1]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Did she buy that BMW with the 60K he gave her?

She did - but she also said she got other stuff & paid rent, so I’m guessing she’s making payments on the car.

[SemiCharmedLife]

It seemed like nothing was clear about Chris' release date- maybe this scene was set up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Thank God my son’s winter lax season is over and I can focus on more important things...being here for the live chat!

Tell your son that next lacrosse season, he needs to make his own arrangements. You’re a good mom. Hey, how is the new job?

Indie needed to consult her psychic before making the trip to Ohio.

[Empress1]

Indie’s mom’s indifference is SLAYING ME.

[candall]

I would enjoy seeing a montage of all these prison pickups interruptus.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda asks Harry for his fingerprints.

[Gobi]

Hey, her spiritual husband is ghosting her!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia needs to get some boxing lessons at the nearest gym. Her fistfight skills need honing.

[SemiCharmedLife]

There are so many things on this show that are completely unbelievable, but here's the topper:  Tia has never fought over a man before????

[Floatingbison]

Her "first fistfight over a man"??  Somehow I find that hard to believe.

[Empress1]

I just jumped in without saying hello. Hi everyone! I had a good week this week. I don’t like my job (planning a pivot this year) but I did well at it this week.

Also, if that was Tai’s first fight over a man, I’ll eat my remote.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Indie’s mom’s indifference is SLAYING ME.

She is my favorite. 

Tai's intuition never fails her.  Of course, she's "the wifey" of a man who has been with someone else for years.