Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

you haven't thought about your child .... I AM SHOCKED 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

This Jessica twat making her child leave at senior year for a chance at love with a convict. Bailey. RUN.

My former coworker’s sister was a senior when the family moved cross-country and my coworker said Sis still wasn’t over it ten years  later. If Bailey has the option to stay, she should stay.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is a real catch. Justine thinks that she’s overachieved.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

more land?? what the hell is she doing with land? 

Bury the bodies when his next armed robbery goes wrong? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you haven't thought about your child .... I AM SHOCKED 

RIGHT? Girl, what?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why they couldn't wait, Mom? Two words. Conjugal visits.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, she's a nurse. She should be able to get a job anywhere, shouldn't she? 

Yes, people are fleeing nursing in droves. I assume her former employer doesn’t know about her relationship with an inmate.

[Keywestclubkid]

how you gonna feel when he got hoes around?? Mama is smart 

[Pepper Mostly]

See, committing felonies is just his job! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t wait till Justine gets that smirk wiped off her face when she’s confronted by Michael’s prison boyfriend.

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you haven't thought about your child .... I AM SHOCKED 

Even though her child is the most important thing to her.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

how you gonna feel when he got hoes around?? Mama is smart 

I love when the parents are like “Child, you are so dumb.”

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Dustin's never been with a stable woman". Honey. If he stays with you his track record will be unblemished. 

GOALS, kids. Goals

[Empress1]

Wait it’s only an hour?! That went by fast!

[Pepper Mostly]

Justine's mother's expectations for her are "very high". She's got four kids from several previous relationships and is about to marry a felon. I shudder to think what low expectations are. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow, just 1 hour. It's been awhile since we've had just 1 hour of anything in this franchise.

[Gobi]

Lights out was just announced, so I'm off.

Till next time.

[lamujerdecente]

My child wants his computer time. I am off Bunkies. Remember I only love y'all on this forum. U are my only special ones. Nevermind what those haters calling collect say!

[Pepper Mostly]

Now if only 90 Day would go back to an hour. Our lives would be so much better. 

You are all hilarious and I laughed loudly and often. Have a fantastic weekend, my snarky darlings! 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Justine's mother's expectations for her are "very high". She's got four kids from several previous relationships and is about to marry a felon. I shudder to think what low expectations are. 

It reminds me of when Destiny’s mom was weeping with joy that Destiny actually had custody of her baby, who is her sixth child.

[goofygirl]

Fun, fun peeps!!  I laughed so much I just about blew lemonade all over my computer a couple of times!!

You guys are hilarious!!  Have a super fun weekend.  See you Sunday night!

[WaltersHair]

Big kisses and see you all next week!

[Ladystardust]

Dear WeTV, get your shit together and figure out a date, time, and length for this show. Sincerely, LadyStardust

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? It’s over? This is the second show this week that took me by surprise. In any event, if I’m not here next week, it’s because I’m dealing with my new dog who Hasn’t yet learned about my priorities. Have a great weekend, y’all.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait it’s only an hour?! That went by fast!

What happened??

ANYWAYS... I love my Bunkies. You are all so funny. But,  I'm sorry to say that you are all serving life sentences, because ya killed me. 

[candall]

I'm fixated on the length of royal blue cloth which has been tasked as a halter to hold up that bosom.  It's cutting into the sides of her neck.  Makes me nervous her head might pop off.

But that the pearl thing draped over her forehead is very pretty.

Those fingernails, oy, don't even.

Edited November 5, 2022 by candall

[OoogleEyes]

19 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is the Prom King on some kind of work release?

I always read this as Porn King.

Change my mind 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What? It’s over? This is the second show this week that took me by surprise. In any event, if I’m not here next week, it’s because I’m dealing with my new dog who Hasn’t yet learned about my priorities. Have a great weekend, y’all.

Welcome, pupper!

[Maybeitsme]

Another Friday nite full of grins and giggles 😃 

Have a great weekend friends 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's it for this week in "he loves me so much he's ghosting me for my protection" theatre. And speaking protection, use some if you're going to visit your prison boo on his work release job.  We all know what can happen in a closet.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E04: Where There's Smoke…

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Michael’s surprise wedding gift for Justine raises doubts. Louie’s mom drops a bombshell on Melissa. Sincer-A is shocked by Mark’s plan to get her out of prison. Emily clashes with Dauri’s ex-bunkie. Chelsea’s dad warns her about Mikey.

Original air date 2022.11.11

Mar-K has a plan to get Sincer-A out of prison.  Please let it include a full body tattoo and tunneling. 

Emily clashed with Dauri's ex-bunkie.  Is anyone surprised?  If they said Emily clashed with a girl scout selling cookies or person who opens a door for her or anyone at all, would anyone be surprised?  Whatever the clash is, she will do it smugly. 

Chelsea's dad yet again attempts to explain that Mikey is not a great catch.  Learning a few signs does not make him a lifetime partner.  I guess we'll learn if he recovered from his "mini-stroke".  You know, the one for which he has had zero treatment and no one seems to have any real knowledge of.  Sounds real to me! 

[lamujerdecente]

I am here! Shimmying in with my face tats, David Bridal Colab with my local sex toy shop jumpsuit. White of course because I am a high value woman y’all. I learned that at Smoke’s Mlm seminar I attended at my dive bar. I see the looks you giving me. It was professional. It was at 12 pm. 
Also sipping Prosecco rose in a red sipping cup. I commit Loves.  Commit. 

Edited November 12, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[OoogleEyes]

It's been a dreary rainy day today. I keep falling asleep at 8:30 instead of my usual 9:30 (or, if I'm feeling frisky, 10:00), and my throat feels kinda scratchy. Cuddling my prison bourbon, secure in the knowledge that I'll see more action before any of our ladies here.

[Keywestclubkid]

Checking in ....I will try to  tear myself away from all my old high school yearbooks and all my doodles of I heart Louie from Lackland if I have to .... 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

I have had the longest day - I’m just sitting down. The chat is just what I need to unwind.

[lamujerdecente]

I expected Emily and Smoke to engage in a duel sword fight for the love of Dario (?)

That child isn’t in her boxer drawers and her bra outside crying? 

Edited November 12, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[kacesq]

Friends I cut off my tether this week! I had quit my job last week and gave two weeks notice but my evil manager kept dumping crap on me and being really rude about it so…I quit on Thursday morning,  I haven’t done anything like that since high school.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies, I'm back from Hawaii just in time to see the blessed nuptials.  Just the wedding they deserve!

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Friends I cut off my tether this week! I had quit my job last week and gave two weeks notice but my evil manager kept dumping crap on me and being really rude about it so…I quit on Thursday morning,  I haven’t done anything like that since high school.

Sounds like you made the right decision.  Your manager could have appreciated you staying the two weeks and training the new person, but, no...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi everyone! If any of you want me too take care of your money, I’m happy to offer my services. One problem, you might not get your money back. But oh well.

I just finished readjusting my new tongue piercing and I’m ready to snark.

[OoogleEyes]

She looks...unfortunate 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Justine's mother has high expectations for her little girl-- like marrying an inmate?

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies!

[kacesq]

I do hope by the end of this season something wipes the smug off Emily’s face.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

I do hope by the end of this season something wipes the smug off Emily’s face.

She makes me want to root for the prisoner to scam her!  

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

She makes me want to root for the prisoner to scam her!  

100%. I hate her.

Justine needs either shapewear or to go up a size. Her headpiece is pretty though.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Empress1

[Ladystardust]

I'm pumped to FINALLY watch this show without the political ads every commercial break. 

Did everyone get their commissary this week? I have a bunch of leftover Halloween candy (had a lot less kids come by this year) that I definitely don't need to be eating. But whatever.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? No wedding photographer capturing those quiet moments of meditation prior to the nuptials?

Edited November 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

I will never understand the appeal of those tight tight dresses that accentuate every roll…but hey it’s not my prison wedding. 

[candall]

Chelsea--and the men who 'love' her who have only learned 20 words in ASL--are the only names I recognize from Princess Purry's episode preview.  🥴

[SemiCharmedLife]

OH, NUTS!  We can't see the wedding!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola cellies! I'm really excited about this new business I'm starting up, I know you're all anxious to subsidize this thrilling new venture. I'll take checks or PayPal. 

Has everyone had a good week? Good on ya @kacesq! I wish you the very best in your new adventures!