Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Brand new couples finding love during lockup.  There will be catfishing! There will be money exchanged (for once, both to and from prisoners)! There will be prison makeup and "sexy" mugshots!  You may get tips on how to find your own incarcerated true love. 

Live chat will be open for the first network showing on Fridays.   Come for the snark; stay for the important dating tips. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Haley drops $25,000 on an inmate; Indie's psychic's shocking advice; Gabby's funded by felon fiancé.

Original air date 2022.01.07

And so it begins . . . 

[OoogleEyes]

Cocktail at the ready! Let's see what treats Matt Sharp has in store for us, shall we?

Edited January 8, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

Welcome to the show that puts the "mate" in "inmate"! Where the couples are into parole playing.

Edited January 8, 2022 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

Where cosplay involves handcuffs, a guard uniform, and parole papers.

[Ladystardust]

Hey everyone! Haven't joined live chat in a bit. SO excited for this new show!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s take a page out of Amber’s book and light this dumpster fire!🔥🔥

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooooo bunkies! Am I excited to see you all here in the parking lot before they let us in for visiting hours! Can someone pass the jailhouse hooch? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hola bunkies! I am sooo excited for new blood in this franchise after LAL. Hopefully these new trainwrecks are entertaining.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Both Daonte and Lindsay know how to stay on the Sharp gravy train.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Welcome to the show that puts the "mate" in "inmate"! Where the couples are into parole playing.

Puts the role into parole playing!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi all!  Time to meet the new inmates and their victims  sweethearts.

[candall]

Reporting for Snark 2022.

 

I'm sure the Bingo card for this show will be ker-A-zeeeee.

[Pepper Mostly]

"This is the first time I'm not being played". Oh my sweet summer child. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to figure out how this love during lockup works. This will be educational!

[Gobi]

"I was charged with being aggravating."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sorry but I’m absolutely mesmerized. Already!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

We have new eyelashes, people!

[Ladystardust]

Who intentionally goes to these prison pen pal websites??? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god they trace their junk and send it to their paramours. What. The. Fuck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cruella de Emily Dickinson. I bet that’s not on the bingo card.

[Maybeitsme]

Yay! Here we go...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I was charged with being aggravating."

I'm devoutly hoping this is not a real thing because I would be up the river for life.

[Gobi]

I missed Haley's age. Is she 12 or 13?

[Floatingbison]

Love of my life.. . soul mate!!!!  two bingo squares right off the bat

[Ladystardust]

Is there a female version of the dick tracing? Like boob tracing? I'm thinking of doing one for my husband for Valentine's Day just to see how he reacts.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Who intentionally goes to these prison pen pal websites??? 

Losers? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this two-toned hair girl a little bit special? She seems kind of slow. Or drugged. I can’t tell.

[Floatingbison]

Dalton is in the middle school to prison pipeline.

[candall]

There must be something wrong with me--I'm not seeing the hot inmate sex on the hoof that the other ladies are seeing.

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear god they trace their junk and send it to their paramours. What. The. Fuck.

Things an  8th grade dropout with GED does during incarceration.

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[Pepper Mostly]

Of course her son's name is Hendrix. If she has any other kids they'll be named Jagger, Van Halen and Bowie. And Jethro Tull.

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[Floatingbison]

Now she can afford to  complete that dye job.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm thinking that a head injury was involved. Who is taking care of this child?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I remember Buzz from the previews a few weeks ago. He really needs to get her to put the money in a trust.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course her son's name is Hendrix. If she has any other kids they'll be named Jagger, Van Halen and Bowie. 

I never had children, but I would have named my son Keith, after Keith Richards . . .  and a daughter, Chrissie, after Hynde.

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[Ladystardust]

"I have another attorney who doesn't want to be on tv. So can I ask you some questions instead?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Haley's going to burn through that 80 grand in about two more weeks.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Money doesn't matter to Haley, but it's all that matters to Dalton.  Listen to your attorney and use that money for your son.

[Ladystardust]

She's an idiot (I feel like I am going to be saying that a lot tonight)

[Gobi]

Geez, Buzz is a Buzz kill.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I never had children, but I would have named my son Keith, after Keith Richards . . .

Keith is an awesome name though! 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Yeah, something is off with Cruella, other than the haircut. She is clearly the Daonte of this season.

[candall]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Things an  8th grade dropout with GED does incarcerated.

Bzzzz.  You must phrase your answer in the form of a question.  "What are things an 8th grade dropout with GED does incarcerated?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm devoutly hoping this is not a real thing because I would be up the river for life.

I'll be your bunkie since we'll both be in jail for felony aggravating. 

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Is there a female version of the dick tracing? Like boob tracing? I'm thinking of doing one for my husband for Valentine's Day just to see how he reacts.

Cooch ink blots? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s wearing a chenille robe like my elderly mother used to wear. Hope he gets off on that.

[Ladystardust]

A CAT! (I love cats)

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, her cousin's boo is incarcerated, so they fixed up his friend. Cute. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Bzzzz.  You must phrase your answer in the form of a question.  "What are things an 8th grade dropout with GED does incarcerated?"

But..but....he's a genius!

[hookedontv]

I’m a few minutes late, but here I am! It’s Friday, I got a negative Covid test, and I shoveled 5 inches of snow. It’s been a day! (Still trying to make my way through Margaret’s epi on 600 lb life.)

I’d so happy to see new morons. Let the snarking begin!