90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

All that mommy wants is for you to "marry a fertile girl who is of tender age," Usman.

[OneGuy]

Usman:  "I have to tell my mom self that this is the woman and I really love her . . ."

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Started the show.  Got called away.  Now I'm back.  I'm sure the earth has moved on this show and I've missed a ton.

If only.....

[Suzywriter]

Mother Usman's garment gives her the ability to blend right into that couch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother Usman is thinking "where did I get this weird ass kid? Fatima next door has five sons and they all found local girls. Everyone laughs at me behind my back at the mosque, I just know it". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

How to get a wife in 7 days.

With your host, Mother Usman!! 

[Doublemint]

Mama has a point - marry local girl, get kids then marry old American lady.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

With your host, Mother Usman!! 

She can find a husband for Nats.

[firefly]

Usman’s mom “Fool me once shame on me; fool me twice, you’re out of the damn will”

[SunnyBeBe]

I’d say, well thanks mom for the heads up. I’ll just tell Kim what you said.  No need wasting everyone’s time….but noooooo…….drag it out, until mommy finally agrees.  So lame!  It’s been done already! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Mama has a point - marry local girl, get kids then marry old American lady.

A local girl isn’t going to be his ticket to the US, which is really what he’s after.

[LEILANI2]

Bilala and Shaeeda belong on 90 Day Diaries with their having a baby storyline. It's worth about a 15 minute storyline not a whole season.

[goofygirl]

Anybody else think Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrei's  green card problem is somehow related to CHARLIE????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrei drives over to Charlie’s house and punches his face in, just for yucks.

[OneGuy]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Anybody else think Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrei's  green card problem is somehow related to CHARLIE????

Is that what we're calling production now?

[Emmeline]

20 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jenny never done cowgirl?

I was surprised as well.  She clearly is not very experienced for being 63 if she’s never been on top.  It’s more work for the woman, but it’s good for many woman because they are more in control.

Edited October 10, 2022 by Emmeline

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mother Usman is thinking "where did I get this weird ass kid? Fatima next door has five sons and they all found local girls. Everyone laughs at me behind my back at the mosque, I just know it". 

Yeah, but whe he becomes the autotune star in USA it will all be forgiven. 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrei’s blocky head makes me wonder where sweet little blocky headed Ellie is.

[judylo]

Wow, Elizabeth has no vanity.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andrei drives over to Charlie’s house and punches his face in, just for yucks.

And this would be the most enjoyable moment of the whole season. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby, with that top knot, looks like a big toe with a wart on the tip.

[magemaud]

Does Libby really think that crooked bird’s nest on the top of her head looks attractive? 

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Libby, with that top knot, looks like a big toe with a wart on the tip.

That’s very strangely specific. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Yes….years……years of BS….that’s why viewers are sick of seeing it!  

[Hotel Snarker]

What happened to Libby's YouTube singing sensation storyline?

This is crap. I call F-R-A-U-D.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This storyline is so fucking contrived. I’m not even listening. It’s nonsense.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Welshman in Ca said:

That’s very strangely specific. 

And yet, very accurate.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Wow, Elizabeth has no vanity.

GMTA, I was just thinking the same thing. Oy, that hair!

Libby: My family is so lame and idiotic and drunk they couldn't even figure out how to report you to Immigration! 

[Gobi]

"It's all hear and say! It's all bull and shit!"

[Angry Moldovan]

Jeaolous? The river is called Nile

[Hotel Snarker]

Serious question: do we think Charlie is too stupid to know how to even call and report Andrei?

[Bees52]

Who'd have guessed Andrei would think of his in-laws when it comes to this immigration issue? Who?!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What happened to Libby's YouTube singing sensation storyline?

This is crap. I call F-R-A-U-D.

The crackerjack writing team at Sharp loves to jettison a potential new storyline in favor of some boring, trite retread. Never fails. 

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

I am 67 and my scalp has been getting more and more tender the past few years…I used to tease my hair for volume (I live in Dallas, home of Big Hair!) but it’s too painful to brush out the tangles now. I do use lots of root-lifting/volumizing products, though. Maybe Jenny and Kim are also getting tender scalps in their old age. Nah…

I'm sure your hair looks much better than theirs! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Libby can work this upset into a new nursery rhyme song. 🎶Ring Around the Poseurs 🎶

[Frozendiva]

I’d hock the ring.

[Suzywriter]

Libby is so supportive. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Serious question: do we think Charlie is too stupid to know how to even call and report Andrei?

He might not be too stupid, but he’s probably too drunk and/or high at any given time.

[tvrox]

13,000 ring?!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Serious question: do we think Charlie is too stupid to know how to even call and report Andrei?

He is, but the Poison Sisters aren't. 

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Libby, with that top knot, looks like a big toe with a wart on the tip.

Hilarious!!!  I was gonna say Libbie should NEVER wear her hair like that again, EVER!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Who'd have guessed Andrei would think of his in-laws when it comes to this immigration issue? Who?!!

I know that I was quite taken by surprise.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Anybody else think Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrei's  green card problem is somehow related to CHARLIE????

I suspect Mama

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe Libby can work this upset into a new nursery rhyme song. 🎶Ring Around the Poseurs 🎶

🎶Family full of hosers🎵

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

13,000 ring?!

If he's breaking up with her, he doesn't get to demand the ring back. It's hers. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed tells Liz to return the ring and pack her things and leave. Then he's surprised that she hangs up and doesn't stay on the line to listen to more of his abuse. Oh Ed. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

If he's breaking up with her, he doesn't get to demand the ring back. It's hers. 

Yes on this one.

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

If he's breaking up with her, he doesn't get to demand the ring back. It's hers. 

Not according to Judge Judy! 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed tells Liz to return the ring and pack her things and leave. Then he's surprised that she hangs up and doesn't stay on the line to listen to more of his abuse. Oh Ed. 

Dang,  break up number nine.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m trying to figure out which of these couples is the least offensive to watch……….it’s a hard decision.  I guess Jenny and Submit…..