90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

Congrats Guillermo...you’ll probably leave at some point but you’ll be tied to Kara forever because you decided to have a kid right away.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe, Emily treats YOU like a child, so take a seat, please.

[GrammyPammy]

Joining late and landing smack-dab into the middle of Patrick retelling his erectional dysfunction story of why technically he didn’t cheat. Ugh.

[Frozendiva]

Bilal, you do not treat Shaeeda like an equal.

[kacesq]

At 37 she never paid bills? She had no bills back home?

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

When Angela flashed the camera 

[kacesq]

I’ve always liked you @Trackdawg but why? Why? Why?

[Frozendiva]

So, Kara's problems are those of American women. Patrick, grow up.

[GrammyPammy]

I see Bilal brought along his best grammar…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Ari: I love you, but I don't know if you love me.

She nearly proves Jabroni's assertions that they won't work out and she's insecure.

She is the queen of passive aggressive. "I love you. I don't know if you love me" so he'll say "oh no, don't say that, you are a stainless angel of a human being and I worship the ground you walk on". 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

No barf button.

[Straycat80]

Oh, Jenny and Sumit finally, finally got married. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Even when Grangie isn’t there, she still haunts the studio.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I know grown ass men who act like children.” Excellent job on the camera man for panning to Jibri.

[magemaud]

What’s with the Doo Wop music on the HEA commercial? 

[Gobi]

🎶American woman! Don't be condescending to me!🎵

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is the queen of passive aggressive. "I love you. I don't know if you love me" so he'll say "oh no, don't say that, you are a stainless angel of a human being and I worship the ground you walk on". 

That's toxic. At least he can say 'well I am here'.

[Grifter Lives]

Deep question from Shawn: Who feels like an adult?

Bile and Yve are in their early 40s.  Shaeda is in her late 30s.  Patrick, Kobe, Jabroni and Emily are in their 30s, and so is Kara at the time of the tell-all.  Even Guillermo is aging out of young adult.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

I see Bilal brought along his best grammar…

Well, you know, he’s hood bougie, so......

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is it almost over?

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Everyone on Anal Fissures Pillow Talk has to sit on a pillow.

Do they still have those red rubber butt cushion pillows?   That would work. 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, you know, he’s hood bougie, so......

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Bilal, you do not treat Shaeeda like an equal.

He's going to try to gaslight us all. 

And seriously, Bilal? "She's lived in a box"? She was hardly in a nunnery with a 12 foot wall and no wifi. Shove it right up your sanctimonious mansplaining ass, douche. 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Deep question from Shawn: Who feels like an adult?

Bile and Yve are in their early 40s.  Shaeda is in her late 30s.  Patrick, Kobe, Jabroni and Emily are in their 30s, and so is Kara at the time of the tell-all.  Even Guillermo is aging out of young adult.

Yve is in her LATE 40s. Too old to be doing this bullshit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Do they still have those red rubber butt cushion pillows?   That would work. 

You mean like a Whoopie cushion? Hahaha

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!!! Yay yay yay.

And guess what??  I got it.  I have the interview for [insert dream giant global tech company here] THIS WEEK.   So stoked.

Let's gooooooo!

Edited to add...  crappy ex-husband got laid off 2 months ago and is still unemployed.  Oh well.

Congrats and good luck!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Even when Grangie isn’t there, she still haunts the studio.

Like a bad smell.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Deep question from Shawn: Who feels like an adult?

Bile and Yve are in their early 40s.  Shaeda is in her late 30s.  Patrick, Kobe, Jabroni and Emily are in their 30s, and so is Kara at the time of the tell-all.  Even Guillermo is aging out of young adult.

Yve is 49…

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is the queen of passive aggressive. "I love you. I don't know if you love me" so he'll say "oh no, don't say that, you are a stainless angel of a human being and I worship the ground you walk on". 

I agree, that's such a horrible thing to say. If she really doesn't think that he loves her, she should hash that out with him but constantly dropping little hints like that is weird and pointless. She's basically validating Jibri's comments by implying that their relationship really is on the rocks.

[Emmeline]

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jabroni gets the asshole award, and that’s HUGE (hahaha).

Lol, but why is he so invested in Bini and Ari?  Maybe he’s got the hots for Bini.  I was disappointed when Bini said he got his green card and wanted to be an MMA fighter. Bini is 29, I read this:

It is best to start training MMA when you're a teenager around the age of 15-16 years. This will allow you to get enough training and engage in some amateur fights before turning 18.

Sure he might train and perhaps win some fights but how will he make a living doing this?  He’s a little old to be starting out here, but who knows.  Of course there’s the TLC money.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think I’m going to have to watch House of Dragons. 

[GrammyPammy]

45 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

The red pantsuit is now a standard part of the tell-all.  First Angela, then Kalani's sister and now Emily.

Even Bini jumped on the red pantsuit train!
 

mioni’s plastic earrings look like they came from Dollar General or Walmart.

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone!   Had to work today but I had to join my fellow snarkers.  Hope I didn't miss much.

[Trackdawg]

14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The next TLC reality show will be, "Anal Fissures". Drop your drawers and let's see YOUR ANAL FISSURES! Followed by Anal Fissures Pillow Talk and After The Anal Fissures.

3 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Do they still have those red rubber butt cushion pillows?   That would work. 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think I’m going to have to watch House of Dragons. 

I might be following you out...it's got to be more interesting than this idiocy...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kara will need a cocktail during the break, you know, just to calm her nerves.

[kacesq]

God the American women on this show are not helping my argument that we’re not controlling condescending witches.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Lol, but why is he so invested in Bini and Ari?  Maybe he’s got the hots for Bini.  I was disappointed when Bini said he got his green card and wanted to be an MMA fighter. Bini is 29, I read this:

It is best to start training MMA when you're a teenager around the age of 15-16 years. This will allow you to get enough training and engage in some amateur fights before turning 18.

Sure he might train and perhaps win some fights but how will he make a living doing this?  He’s a little old to be starting out here, but who knows.  Of course there’s the TLC money.

He can fall back on playing the butt bongo’s. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Hope I didn't miss much.

Guess which two women are pregnant! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Good evening everyone!   Had to work today but I had to join my fellow snarkers.  Hope I didn't miss much.

That’s cute.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, we're fast approaching the halfway mark! Let's finish strong!

Kobe speaks the truth. I like him. 

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’ve always liked you @Trackdawg but why? Why? Why?

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d bet the farm that every day Kara has an “occasional” adult beverage (her rationale?) just because it helps her relax and that means it will relax the baby too.

And she's around too much balloon helium! 

[GrammyPammy]

Patrick should talk…he balked at letting Thais buy that stupid vase at the furniture store!

[kacesq]

I feel like we are losing snarkers due to how bad this show has gotten. I was just telling my mom I wouldn’t watch if not for the live chat.

[Gobi]

TLC's new show about genital warts - "I Fucked a Frog!" 

[Hotel Snarker]

Maybe Kara actually knows her partner? He used the laptop a whole five times??

[Zombness]

Just now, magemaud said:

Guess which two women are pregnant! 

Could it be Kara and Thais ??  Of course not counting Emily.

[For Cereals]

I seen it and bring it!

[Straycat80]

I’m still scratching my head wondering why Shae married Bilious. She does not seem happy at all.