90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d LOVE to have a word with BileDuct. The word is “douchebag.”

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here’s a crazy idea: close your social media accounts and you won’t have any problems.

But the ATTENTION!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

Probably getting a TLC audition reel ready.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He had zero sperm? And it got fixed? Interesting.

[Mr. Miner]

Shut up Patrick! Bile isn’t an amazing anything.

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

Yeah, but WHOSE home is she staying at home at? 

She's a Stay At Mom's Home Mom.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d LOVE to have a word with BileDuct. The word is “douchebag.”

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I thought I would stay away from the tell all…but here I am after all. 

one of us. . . one of us. . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I blame Grangela 

She did set the cringetastic tone. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d LOVE to have a word with BileDuct. The word is “douchebag.”

Two words. Fucking douchebag.

Just now, Floatingbison said:

one of us. . . one of us. . . 

Resistance is futile. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm sad that Kara didn't make a balloon arch for the tell all.

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He outshines Ari in that rag she's wearing. 

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hey, Debris. The black light store called, they want their suit back.

Do they still have Spencer Gifts at the mall? 

[Gobi]

Is it almost over?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is BileDuct now justifying the word art and clothing?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Do they still have Spencer Gifts at the mall? 

The old San Francisco store in Canada would probably sell that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Go away, Whitney. No one cares.

[Trackdawg]

24 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kobe spends the work day sniffing chemicals that will cause brain damage and health problems. But he gets a lot of overtime.

24 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Also, the big news is Bini got his green card, but Kobe's already working.

23 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

So Kobe has a job, are they living in their own house or still with the parents? 

[Gobi]

"I was training her to have sex. What's the big deal?"

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

I’d say we've reached a new low by having Kobe drop trou and dancing but, no, we reached that years ago

When Angela flashed the camera 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It wasn’t Patrick’s fault. It was the steroids. He wasn’t thinking clearly. 

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Jihoon did it!  Or, the baby is John's.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

They were on a break, Shawn!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm sad that Kara didn't make a balloon arch for the tell all.

I'm sure now that she's preggers she spends her life lounging and barking orders at Guillermo. "Fetch me pickles! I have a craving!"

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is it almost over?

Oh my sweet summer child. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The next TLC reality show will be, "Anal Fissures". Drop your drawers and let's see YOUR ANAL FISSURES! Followed by Anal Fissures Pillow Talk and After The Anal Fissures.

[Eldemarge]

For the season finale, can we put Whitney on a wooden boat and push her out to sea and then fire a fiery arrow at her?  Like while she's scrolling through her phone?  That would make the whole My Big Fat Fabulous Life worth it, I think.

[kacesq]

I don’t care about this story at all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s move on, please. This is boring and stupid. Like every episode.

[kacesq]

Why is TLC subtitling Thais? She’s understandable.

[Frozendiva]

Thais, so what? He chose *you* and now you are stuck with him.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, he claims he was blackout drunk and supposedly didn't bang this girl. What a fucking prize. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The next TLC reality show will be, "Anal Fissures". Drop your drawers and let's see YOUR ANAL FISSURES! Followed by Anal Fissures Pillow Talk and After The Anal Fissures.

I'm still waiting for my show about a proctologist - " What an Asshole!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Gosh. Why isn’t Jibri bullying Patrick???

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

For the season finale, can we put Whitney on a wooden boat and push her out to sea and then fire a fiery arrow at her?  Like while she's scrolling through her phone?  That would make the whole My Big Fat Fabulous Life worth it, I think.

You'd make a great writer for a show - talk about a fab ending.

[kacesq]

I generally don’t mind Tim and Kenny but they add nothing to this. I mean...they don’t have much to work with but still...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The next TLC reality show will be, "Anal Fissures". Drop your drawers and let's see YOUR ANAL FISSURES! Followed by Anal Fissures Pillow Talk and After The Anal Fissures.

Everyone on Anal Fissures Pillow Talk has to sit on a pillow.

[Straycat80]

I don’t know Tim, he’s straight? 

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

New Job Posting: Looking for someone to listen to my 99yo father talk about his new love, how they are constantly kissing and the occasional mention of Viagra. Lack of gag reflex is a plus. Pay is $50/hour.

New TLC show!! 

[MagicEyes]

I think Tim is really drunk. Or something.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

So, Jibri thinks Bini will get million dollar MMA fights?    He really is delusional. 

According to his fight record, he hasn’t been in a match since August, 2021.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Everyone on Anal Fissures Pillow Talk has to sit on a pillow.

Or a bed.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, he claims he was blackout drunk and supposedly didn't bang this girl. What a fucking prize. 

Patrick in a Box prize.

[Eldemarge]

Patrick did all that work in the gym and had to keep track of all those steroids and you expect him to just be with ONE girl???

Oh lord, we got a fucking Beyonce wardrobe change from the fashion plates backstage.

[kacesq]

I can’t get my over Yve’s dress.

oh look at Jibri calling someone else “insecure”...

if that’s who Jibri is, Jibri is an ass.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I don’t know Tim, he’s straight? 

Yes, he is.

[Hotel Snarker]

Totally pregzilla.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Guillermo had working sperm.

[Grifter Lives]

Ari: I love you, but I don't know if you love me.

She nearly proves Jabroni's assertions that they won't work out and she's insecure.

[Gobi]

So, Guillermo has reached puberty?

[endure]

58 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

New Job Posting: Looking for someone to listen to my 99yo father talk about his new love, how they are constantly kissing and the occasional mention of Viagra. Lack of gag reflex is a plus. Pay is $50/hour.

Make sure he has a pre-nup lol

Edited August 15, 2022 by endure

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The next TLC reality show will be, "Anal Fissures". Drop your drawers and let's see YOUR ANAL FISSURES! Followed by Anal Fissures Pillow Talk and After The Anal Fissures.

Next season on TLC:  Boils