90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion. One Million Bucks for a fight? Yeah, no need to worry about that.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And I really never found him attractive, but whatever.

Blasphemy!  More Hamm for me tho!

[greekmom]

how much extra did TLC pay Jibjab to stir the shit pot?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily is so refined, isn’t she?

[kacesq]

Wow Emily you go on a TV show and then fans contact you? How surprising.

the underwear is ridiculous. Put your junk away Kobe.

[Gobi]

Hey, Debris. The black light store called, they want their suit back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Yve or Shae allowed to see this?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love Bini's hot pink suit. Love it. He outshines Ari in that rag she's wearing. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Miona seems embarrassed. I sure as fuck would be.

[Frozendiva]

Emily, you do not own Kobe. He can dump you.

[Trackdawg]

11 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I'm not impressed about the pregnancies.  Now, if Yve were preggo, that'd be something.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Trackdawg
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[For Cereals]

Yve looks like his mom a little bit or at least an aunt

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Blasphemy!  More Hamm for me tho!

Once my brain went to Fred Flintstone, I can’t see anything else.

[Frozendiva]

Mo will do whatever he needs to do to secure his Green Card.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Emily, you do not own Kobe. He can dump you.

Totally here for Kobe on Single Life.

[Gobi]

Spoiler

Isn't Mo already cheating on Yve?

[greekmom]

Jibjab - the 90s called. they want their suit back.

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bilal is quick to say "we both have faults".

Actually, he said “bof” 

[ExMathMajor]

NOOOOOOO

I don't have enough wine in this house to deal with Kobe's I Love Emily underwear...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nice that Bunion is standing up for his wife. Maybe Areola will give him back his balls after the break.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I thought I would stay away from the tell all…but here I am after all. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Gobi said:

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Isn't Mo already cheating on Yve?

if IG is to be believed.

[Grifter Lives]

I actually worry that Ari will start to cut herself.  The backstage mental health worker better be there, like with whats-her-face.

[Bees52]

I'd say we've reached a new low by having Kobe drop trou and dancing but, no, we reached that years ago.

[Frozendiva]

Jibby, worry about your own relationship. Miona will be likely to dump you for someone else in California. Projecting 101.

[magemaud]

15 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The baby is cute, but not Kobina?

I was hoping for Delta 

[kacesq]

He had zero sperm? And it got fixed? Interesting.

[Gobi]

"I was surprised, because me and Thighs hadn't had sex for a year."

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hey Ari what’s your dream career? What are your plans for the future?

She's a "writer". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Emily is so refined, isn’t she?

A regular Princess Grace. 

Though, that crass display aside, gotta hand it to her for being so chill about the women who DM her hubby. She and Kobe seem to get along well and look comfortable together. 

Oh sure, Patrick, you "used to" juice. Pull the other one. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jibri needs to be smacked in the mouth! Jesus Christ.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy shit! Patrick is talking about this at the Tell All? We’ve officially jumped the shark, folks.

[ExMathMajor]

SHUT IT, Jibri.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Emily, you do not own Kobe. He can dump you.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

NOOOOOOO

I don't have enough wine in this house to deal with Kobe's I Love Emily underwear...

No one does, my friend, no one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick = Ed

[Eldemarge]

I'd love to see Jabroni try that bully "y'all are fake!  It won't work out!  You're too jealous! She's holding you back, bro!" shit with Jasmine.  She would rip his face off his face and it would be so glorious.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I thought I would stay away from the tell all…but here I am after all. 

Take one for the team baby!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I'd say we've reached a new low by having Kobe drop trou and dancing but, no, we reached that years ago.

I blame Grangela 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He had zero sperm? And it got fixed? Interesting.

probably all he had to do was get off the 'roids.

[kacesq]

Patrick and Thais’ honesty with each other bodes well for their future...

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Jibjab - the 90s called. they want their suit back.

It’s like he fell on a giant tube of superglue and then into a box of Christmas ornaments. 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I thought I would stay away from the tell all…but here I am after all. 

[CSunshine76]

Oh God. Patrick said supposABLY. He’s a genius, that one.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Patrick = Ed

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here’s a crazy idea: close your social media accounts and you won’t have any problems.

[CrazyInAlabama]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And I really never found him attractive, but whatever.

People only talk about him because of his male equipment endowment, if you get my drift. It certainly isn't for his sparking personality. 

So, Patrick claims he was sterile, then Thais turns up pregnant?    ANd the doctor 'fixed' him?  

Patrick is getting bigger, so is he indulging again?  

So, Jibri thinks Bini will get million dollar MMA fights?    He really is delusional.   

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

how much extra did TLC pay Jibjab to stir the shit pot?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

NOOOOOOO

I don't have enough wine in this house to deal with Kobe's I Love Emily underwear...

Drizly's just a phone call away. Stay strong.

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nice that Bunion is standing up for his wife. Maybe Areola will give him back his balls after the break.

Not a chance. She's already had them made into a nice paperweight. 

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

I'd say we've reached a new low by having Kobe drop trou and dancing but, no, we reached that years ago.

It is disturbing how the African men on this show are expected to drop their pants and dance like trained bears for the amusement of the groundlings. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I was surprised, because me and Thighs hadn't had sex for a year."

Does anyone know where John was? 

[Frozendiva]

Thais, get used to a life of dishonesty from Patrick.

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Emily always wanted to be a SAHM.

Yeah, but WHOSE home is she staying at home at?