90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Prospective TLC shows: 

"You Swallowed WHAT?"

"What's Up My Ass?" 

I actually saw an ad for a casting call of people who are too close to their in-laws.  I'm sure it's a future TLC show.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Loving the D-list soundtrack this week, TLC.

[Pepper Mostly]

I just can't wait until that touching moment right before they say their vows, when Kara spits into a tissue and wipes his face. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This kid needs a friend

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would not get a haircut the day before I get married. A week, maybe.

Yeah, these people are not known for their thought out ideas and plans...the hair style he had prior to this cut would not be a sacrifice to loose.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They used no protection and she is pregnant…shocking

And they made this mistake twice!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Communication on the bingo card?

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This kid needs a friend

He's the only one that doesn't have a friend, and TLC hasn't bought any for him.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Man escapes from near death in his country. Cannot find a good hair dresser. Life is tough.

[goofygirl]

Checking in late tonite!  But I still have an hour to go, so YAY!  Good Lawd, it is hot outside!

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Prospective TLC shows: 

"You Swallowed WHAT?"

"What's Up My Ass?" 

I think they did these?

[Zombness]

Listen to the hairdresser's advice Guillermo........runnnnnnn!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guillermo should have run a few weeks ago, when Kar went out with her gay friend for midday drinks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Communication on the bingo card?

Oh, of course. As is "trust issues", and "my friends have concerns".

[Hotel Snarker]

The hairdresser is this season’s obligatory retail worker the fiancé burdens with the toxic relationship.

[Bees52]

A haircut and marriage counseling. I hope she doesn't charge extra for that.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

And they made this mistake twice!!

MORONS.  Obviously.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Patrick is a dual citizen, Brazil and U.S., and his father lives in Brazil.    He knew Portuguese before he met Thais.    He also lived and competed in Brazil in weight lifting. 

I don't know if John knows Portuguese or not, he only speaks Drunken Fratboy, but he does have some interesting statements. 

Kobe and Emily are stupid,  Emily wants to have a lot of kids, poor Daddy Emily will have to support all of them.   Sorry, but Emily doesn't need a pregnancy test, she needs a brain transplant, or common sense transplant. 

Mohammed needs to go home to Mommy.    I wonder if Yve or anyone else told him how long it will take to import his mother?   

Everyone on this show needs a common sense transplant. That needs to be a thing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Meathead looks like a potato

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guillermo should have run a few weeks ago, when Kar went out with her gay friend for midday drinks.

Or after the high school reunion, when he met her ex and heard what he said.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This woman is like an angel on your shoulder, Guillermo. Listen!!!

[magemaud]

Kizzy? Was she birthin’ babies in “Gone With the Wind”?

oops, senior moment here. That was Prissy. Kizzy was in “Roots.”

”Her name be Kizzy. It means ‘stay put’.” 

Edited July 11, 2022 by magemaud

[Welshman in Ca]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would not get a haircut the day before I get married. A week, maybe.

Day before every time for me, my hair looks nowhere near as good 2 days after I’ve had it cut. 

[Straycat80]

All of these people seem unhappy. WTH are they getting married, other than a green card, I don’t get it. 

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

To toss the evidence so it doesn't fall out of the trash when dad goes through it. 

But the dad is going to find out soon enough... so immature of her. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Or after the high school reunion, when he met her ex and heard what he said.

That Ex was a hot mess 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

And they made this mistake twice!!

Twice is not an accident. 

[Baltimore Betty]

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mandatory "Fuck you, Kim Plath!"

[magemaud]

Guillermo is getting a “big boy haircut” (tonight’s Seinfeld reference) 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

I hope you feel better soon! I was exposed but so far tested negative 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Meathead looks like a potato

What makes you think he is not a potato. Prove me wrong.

[Hotel Snarker]

John is Pat's OLDER brother, correct? Ever wonder why John isn't married? Alcoholism and misogyny.

[Zombness]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

Hope you get better soon.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

COVID sucks! Get well soon!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Guillermo is getting a“big boy haircut” (tonight’s Seinfeld reference) 

My mind immediately went to the whole hair cut episode, Guillermo's before hair cut style looked like the bad hair cut Jerry had gotten!

[Frozendiva]

A green Tesla parked next to me today.

[GrammyPammy]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

15 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hay bales for seating.

This is actually fairly common here in Texas, LOL!

[Hotel Snarker]

I definitely get the feeling John took care of/was the adult in Patrick’s life. Their childhood sounds traumatic.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Be a man, do what you want. Who gives a fuck what your future wife thinks? Fuck that bitch!"

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

John is Pat's OLDER brother, correct? Ever wonder why John isn't married? Alcoholism and misogyny.

And tonight we learned about an older sister, too. Probably all the kids have different fathers 

[Suzywriter]

27 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Yep, pretty sure he told her all about it.

Unless...  she had to sign one when they married and it's just his thing with every spouse...

I suspected this.

[Frozendiva]

Isn't renting a tux cheaper?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

A green Tesla parked next to me today.

Was Patrick not driving it?

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

Yes!  You put it so well, I felt this way too.   Hang in there and rest, time will help Betty girl!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus fucking Christ, how many "tough questions" do these people need to ask?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Won’t Patrick be surprised when Father Thais sends a hit man to shut this wedding thing down.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

A green Tesla parked next to me today.

By itself??

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Isn't renting a tux cheaper?

NO! It costs about $200 to rent a tux! Crazy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Patrick looks great