90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Trackdawg]

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Usman have Gucci pants in that suitcase? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No slurping. No macking. We’re begging you, TLC.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

It finally snowed this weekend (real snow) and we played in it with the neighbors yesterday! I'm so glad we got actual snow and not just barely any ice like the last time!

Rain in Edmonton in January is not really normal. It's a mess of ice, snow, water, etc.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky darlings! I don't want to hear any of you talking about your exes or things are going to get bad. 

I hope everyone's had a good week!

I want all of you to submit paint samples for review before you paint your homes.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"In YOUR ROOM?"

Yes Usman. GET READY!

the bill comeith due.

I cant spell

[Trackdawg]

On 1/18/2022 at 3:26 PM, magemaud said:

It's a Seinfeld reference about Costanza declaring it was "The Summer of George." 

Edited January 24, 2022 by Trackdawg

[TazDevil]

Hamza sounds like Florian.  "I am sorry, baby"

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Usman have Gucci pants in that suitcase? 

You know they are not real Gucci.

[GrammyPammy]

Ok, Ella and Johnny are still here…talk about beating a dead horse.

The guy in Tanzania climbing the tree and waving to the camera cracked me up!

[kacesq]

Good evening my friends!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"In YOUR ROOM?"

Yes Usman. GET READY!

Yes, Usman, Kimbaaaaaalaaaaay  is working with YEARS worth of pent up passions. Better take your Viagra.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No slurping. No macking. We’re begging you, TLC.

I fear your pleas will fall on deaf ears, alas. Just get ready to avert your eyes and hit the mute button. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kimbaaaly doesn't start humping Usman's leg any minute now. Bet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Baby Girl Kimbally hasn’t passed the “potential girlfriend” test just yet. Usman is holding out for a few more gifts.

[Doublemint]

Kim is looking worse than ever, but you people are looking better!

[mmecorday]

Hello! How's everybody tonight? COVID-free and ready to snark, I hope.

[kacesq]

Look that guy has the same steering wheel cover as Mykull!

[Eldemarge]

Kim hasn't heard the part about men smelling desperation on you and it not being cute.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No slurping. No macking. We’re begging you, TLC.

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[OneGuy]

Usman plays along with the possible romance angle.

[Pepper Mostly]

That hair does her NO favors. Kim. I'm begging you. Go to a decent stylist and put yourself in her hands. For all of us. 

[TazDevil]

Wow, she really is obsessed with Michael Jackson, huh?

[Baltimore Betty]

Michael Jackson is your new drinking game this episode.

[greekmom]

I love how Usman can't take her Jackson obsession either.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why does she think he is Michael Jackson so mach?

[GrammyPammy]

Quote

 

Usman’s Michael Jackson impression, LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fan girl then, fan girl now. Sadly, some things never change.

[Toodleoo]

“C’mon bro!” Said romantic partners everywhere in successful bids to get laid.

[Straycat80]

Hello everyone! Kim is aiming for the star and a lot of disappointment isn’t she? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Kim. I'm telling you right now. The "sexual chemistry" is strictly one sided. 

[TazDevil]

Oh, Kimbaaaly... if there was sexual chemistry between the two of you then you'd know it by now...

[OneGuy]

Kim: "If that sexual chemistry is there . . ."  What in the world is she seeing that we're not?

Edited January 24, 2022 by OneGuy

[TMI]

DESPERATE KIMBALEE

[mmecorday]

She's making over Usman in Michael Jackson's image. Hee, hee, hee.

[Hotel Snarker]

Do you think the international superstar is the one who paid at this store?

[xls]

Just now, TazDevil said:

What up Peeps!!

My remote stopped working.  It was a huge crisis!!!  In fairness to the remote, I kind of sat/stepped on top of it and probably mashed a bunch of buttons all at once.  Took the batteries out for a bit and it's working now.  But that was so scary!!!

Looking forward to your snark!!!

Did you know you can test if the remote's infrared eye is working by pointing it at your phones camera ? you can see it flash 

[kacesq]

How can Usman rebuff Kim's advances? She's smooth.  Like a criminal....

[Doublemint]

Usman doesn't understand what "in you room means" - ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Kim: "If that seal chemistry is there . . ."  What in the world is she seeing that we're not?

Since she couldn't have MJ, maybe she sees him as a substitute.

[greekmom]

I wonder how thirsty and desperate is Kimber??

Like slip something in his drink desperate?

[Auntie Anxiety]

As i said last week, it will take a roofie to get Usman willing to do anything physical with you, Kim.

[Hotel Snarker]

There's no sexual chemistry. C'mon. He got what he wanted.

Damn, Kimbaaaly is ready to pounce on Usman. Not sure that PS5 is worth it my guy.

[Toodleoo]

“My rules are that you are forced to stay jn my room and sex me.” WTF, Kimballee, you nasty.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Would be funny, if it weren’t so pathetic. Stop humiliating yourself, Kimbally.

[mmecorday]

Kimberly's hoping for a little paradise by the dashboard light with Usman. 

RIP, Meat Loaf. :(

[Eldemarge]

"It's not like I'm begging you for sex.."  No, bitch, you are DEMANDING it and frankly, it's making me uncomfortable.  

[Toodleoo]

I’m no slim jim but Kim is like 2x the width of Usman.

[greekmom]

Ohhhh Kimber. YOU ARE SO BEGGING!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

What else could Usman want? To be attracted to the person that's trying to sex him up.

[TazDevil]

BGK claims she's not going to beg him for sex, but I bet she's gonna beg him for sex!