90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I bet he owns one shirt. 

I’m pretty sure he wore that blue tshirt the entire time they were in San Diego. He even appeared to sleep in it and put it back on after his shower. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam’s excuse is even worse this week than it was last week. Whenever he “clears his throat,” he’s lying.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

No.  Having expired medication is not something that will land you in jail.

It is if it's expired and wasn't yours and happens to be in your system...

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m pretty sure he wore that blue tshirt the entire time they were in San Diego. He even appeared to sleep in it and put it back on after his shower. 

I KNEW IT!

[Shrek]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t buy the whole “ expired medicine “ excuse.  If he needs to take it all the time then it shouldn’t be old enough to expire.

For expired hear someone else’s. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

You're all coming into the bedroom with me and my carrot sticks. I'm trying to last until 10.

 

I just took my NyQuil, I'll be lucky if I last till 10 myself. 

[goofygirl]

Sam, did anyone ever tell you that's you're a total MORON??

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t buy the whole “ expired medicine “ excuse.  If he needs to take it all the time then it shouldn’t be old enough to expire. Was he in trouble due to expired meds or the fact that his name wasn’t on the bottle? Did he avoid the paperwork because he is lying through his teeth?

All very fishy.  Her Dad is not buying it either. 

[Suzywriter]

That shrunken head is driving me crazy. Didn't he have a part in Beetlejuice??

[Gobi]

Might as well face it, he's addicted to love.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh.... They're packing up the guinea pigs!! Are they on the menu??

[tvrox]

I was right!!! They're bringing the freaking guinea pigs to the wedding!! 

[Eldemarge]

Something is going on with Clayton's car.  He cant get it fixed??

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS HE'S TAKING THE GODDAMN GUINEA PIGS ON THEIR WEDDING TRIP AND I AM DEAD

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ma was laying it on a bit thick, wasn't she? 

 

The guy's basically a life-sucking void.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS HE'S TAKING THE GODDAMN GUINEA PIGS ON THEIR WEDDING TRIP AND I AM DEAD

Me too I am crying!!!!

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But half the weddings on this show are sad, tatty affairs in some shitty park, with a dozen or so depressed looking guests. 

 

Who would Clayton and Anali ask to come anyway? Her family is in Peru and he only has one friend.

wait? Even his mother won’t be there? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton behaves like he’s still in high school. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS HE'S TAKING THE GODDAMN GUINEA PIGS ON THEIR WEDDING TRIP AND I AM DEAD

I took my turtle on numerous trips.

[Pepper Mostly]

How is he going to enjoy the wedding when he's worrying about the guinea pigs the whole time? 

[kacesq]

Good Lord this is beyond boring.

[Eldemarge]

Nope! We don't want to see pasty, flabby Clayton get into the pool, TLC.  Thank you.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAR SWEET TAP DANCING JESUS HE'S TAKING THE GODDAMN GUINEA PIGS ON THEIR WEDDING TRIP AND I AM DEAD

They need bridesmaids.

[MagicEyes]

Is the wedding off if they can't find an alpaca?

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Something is going on with Clayton's car.  He cant get it fixed??

Like Rob’s two by four closing the trunk! 

[goofygirl]

Clayton has the nuttiest sister ever!! She didn't find a DANG LLAMA in the middle of nowhere Indiana?? WHUT??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Clayton a Gen Zer?

[kacesq]

Clayton is just a straight up asshole. Who convinced him that the world revolves around him and he need not do anything?

What’s the point of a Bachelorette party when you have no friends here? 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Clayton a Gen Zer?

Pretty sure he's a Millennial. But stunted as fuck because he's only ventured out of his room like once a year.

[Suzywriter]

I'm an officiant. They should have called.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stripper! Mark your Bingo cards! 

[magemaud]

Just now, kacesq said:

Clayton is just a straight up asshole. Who convinced him that the world revolves around him and he need not do anything?

Mama 

[sainte-chapelle]

Rob is such a loser. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Chiefs won, so yet another week of the idiotic Tayler Swift nonsense to look forward to.

[MagicEyes]

I hope we get to see some of this stripper at Anali's bachelorette party! 

[Shrek]

OMFG “under the book “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited January 22, 2024 by Shrek

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm an officiant. They should have called.

Exactly…I had to book mine at least a few months in advance.

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I hope we get to see some of this stripper at Anali's bachelorette party! 

Or ALL of him! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I hope we get to see some of this stripper at Anali's bachelorette party! 

You always look on the bright side, that's what I love about you. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

26 minutes ago, tvrox said:

The sis is so desperate to avoid the wedding that she's going to pretend to have diarrhea!! 

Sounds like a good idea to me, maybe I should use the same excuse.   I love the rental house Clayton and Anali are staying at.  That pool is spectacular.   And how dare Clayton make a snotty remark about how old the house is.   It's better than his apartment with Mommy in the closet, Guinea pigs everywhere.  

So, Clayton bought plates and flowers, no officiant.  I wonder about food, silverware, tables, chairs, table cloths, photographer, marriage licenses/affidavits, and is there a waiting period to get a license/affidavit or before filing them?     

For someone who doesn't speak English, Anali certainly understood what he said to his sis about the officiant.   I like SIster Brandi's ideas for the party, if it makes Clayton upset.  I love the previews of the bachelor party. 

Sophie, and Rob are not making me feel optimistic about how they're going to work out.  Maybe he should work on getting a place with it's own bathroom, before he gets married.   Why does he have Pebbles Flintstone's hair ponytail?   

Edited January 22, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Exactly…I had to book mine at least a few months in advance.

My husband was working at Converse when we got married, and he worked with a guy who was a Justice of the Peace and did weddings free for Converse employees. His name was Ronald McDonald. True story. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You always look on the bright side, that's what I love about you.

Every sleazy bachelorette party has a silver lining!

[judylo]

Hopelessly behind. Legal crap to deal with. Will catch up reading your comments later, and see what. Missed (ha!) on Pillow Talk. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Mama 

Too bad she's relegated to the closet in Clayton's apartment.  Think THIS was where she thought she'd end up when she imagined living with her baby boy?

[Doublemint]

Where's the Mother for her Son's wedding?  He should have put her in the trunk instead of the guinea pigs.

[For Cereals]

Does Anali have access to shampoo?  Clayton is an idiot.  I’m actually liking his sister now

[Gobi]

If Clayton had arranged the bachelorette party, he would have hired a female stripper, because what other kind is there?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Where's the Mother for her Son's wedding?  He should have put her in the trunk instead of the guinea pigs.

Or put her on wedding duty.  It’s not like she needs a phone cord to reach into the closet but I bet she has a rotary somewhere in that storage pile.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Too bad she's relegated to the closet in Clayton's apartment.  Think THIS was where she thought she'd end up when she imagined living with her baby boy?

I remember him saying she CHOSE that closet when he showed her his new apartment 

[Doublemint]

How did this idiot learn Spanish?  He can do something if he applies himself.