90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

Brandy’s divorced three times? Color me shocked! 

[Doublemint]

She wants a llama with a scarf - geez what a bridezilla!  It's WAY out of the budget.  How about a goat?

[MagicEyes]

Clayton must be trolling. A person in a guinea pig costume? 

[magemaud]

Calling Sarper! But watch out, he might sleep with Anali! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandi was married and divorced three times. Is that called a hat trick? 

Twist…Brandi and Sam were married once. They seem well suited.

[kacesq]

Clayton Anali and Brandy are all unlikeable.

[Eldemarge]

What incentive does his sister have to plan their wedding and the bachelorette party?  Tell this cheap-ass to get a wedding planner, jesus.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d hang up too if my brother and his fiancée foisted all the wedding planning onto me while they enjoyed a vacation in San Diego. Fuck you, asshole.

[kacesq]

Gino and Jasmine worked hard on this scene, everyone applaud!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine doesn’t like any competition in the crying sweepstakes.

[Bees52]

Maybe they can get married at a petting zoo...

I mean, they'll have plenty of cute animals there.... maybe a llama...

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I hope they get a few llamas.  They have a cute habit of spitting green chewed up grass when they're angry, and I'm sure the entire wedding party will be green from head to toe.  

[Granny58]

She only wants a llama to throw another monkey wrench into the works so she can get pissed and escape.

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Tomfoolery is another word for sex in the coffee shop bathroom?

It was some kind of foolery.

 

[kacesq]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

What incentive does his sister have to plan their wedding and the bachelorette party?  Tell this cheap-ass to get a wedding planner, jesus.

None. And I’m pretty sure Anali could find some Spanish speakers to help her out rather than letting Clayton blame the language barrier. 

[MagicEyes]

How many engagement rings is this now? I lost track. 3? or are we up to 4 now?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what happened to the ring he gave her when he proposed the first time?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok how many engagement rings does Jasmine need?

[kacesq]

The upgraded ring courtesy of our Sharp paychecks for 37 seasons.

[Suzywriter]

How many rings has Jasmin hocked?

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

She only wants a llama to throw another monkey wrench into the works so she can get pissed and escape.

That would be the best episode this show has had in a long time!

[Zombness]

Gino and how much that circonia cost?  $500 ?

[Eldemarge]

Now that we've seen them break up and get engaged 50 times, can we please be done with them??

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, what happened to the ring he gave her when he proposed the first time?

She probably threw it out along with that electric toothbrush long ago.

[OneGuy]

The triumphant music with this Gino and Jasmine scene after all the conflict and "I'm dones" - it's just way beyond what is remotely believable.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

That would be the best episode this show has had in a long time!

Better than Brandon and Mary's Bugpocolypse?

[sainte-chapelle]

“Nothing matters as long as we are together “ 

..complains about her cheap ring….no

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Now that we've seen them break up and get engaged 50 times, can we please be done with them??

Only the dead have seen the last of Gino and Jasmine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶🎶Money can’t buy you klass🎶🎶

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Better than Brandon and Mary's Bugpocolypse?

I hope someone from Sharp is taking notes. This is what we want from this show-bug storms and runaway brides + llamas! 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

How many engagement rings is this now? I lost track. 3? or are we up to 4 now?

Let’s see. There’s the cheap ring she conveniently lost and started wearing the ring from her first husband. Then she tried to get Gino to buy her a better ring at the jewelry store when they were shopping for her sister, but they had a big fight. Meanwhile she “found” the first ring and swore she’d wear it forever, but it hasn’t been on her finger since! So I guess this is the second ring that Gino actually bought for her 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam has negative sex appeal. Just saying.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m too busy checking out the Toronto Zoo’s new baby Rhino 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam’s bullshit excuse for getting arrested needs some work.

[kacesq]

They expect Sam to be the rich American? Also he has the most annoying voice. Him and Jasmine at the tell all will kill me.

[Red Bridey]

Sam? Mr. Rich American Hero? Does he have a mirror???

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Clayton must be trolling. A person in a guinea pig costume? 

Why doesn’t HE wear the costume? 

[Gobi]

Sam I am, Sam I am! I do not like that Sam I am! I do not care about his diversion, I do not care about his conversion!

[Doublemint]

The sisters bullying is the opening act for prison - you will catch it there!

[kacesq]

High standard of conversation here. 

[Zombness]

Sam they call you Popeye because they don't know Howdy Doody.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Some pooping discussion. Yes, that’s what we were missing.

[Gobi]

So the sister is full of shit?

[sainte-chapelle]

Fun fact Citra…Ryan Gosling is Canadian 

[kacesq]

Can someone explain why Citra is marrying this guy? I do not get it.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Sam? Mr. Rich American Hero? Does he have a mirror???

Sam thinks he's super-cool. He's delusional. 

[Zombness]

Now we are talking about pooping on the plane?     First sex in a public bathroom and now this???

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam has negative sex appeal. Just saying.

This may be a bit of an understatement!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Sam thinks he's so cool, but he's more like a caricature of cool.   Citra would be smart to go back to Indonesia, before she ends up on Love After Lockup next season.  I agree with Citra's sisters about Sam.  If Citra's dad likes Sam, then he has bad taste.   Can Citra and family actually think Sam is rich?  

Sam keeps adding little tidbits to his felony charges.  Forgot to renew it?  That's called a drug felony possession charge.   

Justing and Nicki look like the Miami Vice wardrobe collection. 

Edited January 15, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam’s bullshit excuse for getting arrested needs some work.

He changed the story. Since when is an expired prescription a crime?