90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is your moment, @Floatingbison. Start a fashion!

"Yes, I'm looking for something in a Douglas Fir, 10 and a half, wide."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

What are those weird tattoos on Sam's manly little bird chest? 

FTFY

[CrazyInAlabama]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think duvet jokes are going to be the new refrigerator jokes. 

Duvet jokes may become a regular joke, but we'll never quit with the Ronald the Refrigerator Thief jokes.   

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Once you buy something from T (I don’t even want to type it) you can never get rid of them. 

I get emails from them... and everyone else.  I get HAMMERED with emails from everyone Ive ever bought stuff from or even thought about buying stuff from.

[Gobi]

🎶I did it duvet🎵

[Drogo]

Sorry I’m late. Who was an asshole so far? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is your moment, @Floatingbison. Start a fashion!

Anyone remember those Dr. Scholl sandals with the wooden soles? They were really a thing in the 70's. 

I used to wear them even though I had plantar’s warts on my sole that summer. I distinctly remember that year, 1971. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Duvet jokes may become a regular joke, but we'll never quit with the Ronald the Refrigerator Thief jokes.   

 

[Gobi]

Just now, Drogo said:

Sorry I’m late. Who was an asshole so far? 

Who wasn't?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Drogo said:

Sorry I’m late. Who was an asshole so far? 

Yes

[Drogo]

Just now, Gobi said:

Who wasn't?

Everyone was my assumption, sounds like confirmation. 

[Doublemint]

My disabled daughter is crazy about ducks - looking forward to taking he to the movies to see Migration.

[Drogo]

What toddler did Jasmine borrow that swimsuit from? 

[kacesq]

Go back to Panama Jasmine. We have enough attention whores here.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Duvet jokes may become a regular joke, but we'll never quit with the Ronald the Refrigerator Thief jokes.   

There's some pretty stiff competition. . . Ronald's fridge, muffin smuggling. . . . sprinkles. . . cut it on the bias. . . .Sgt. Baker. . . . so many great ones . . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine models her triangles for the audience. Those tits and her ass look so fake. Plastic surgery fail. Doctor should be sued for malpractice.

[Gobi]

"I think we're gonna need a bigger bottle."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Go back to Panama Jasmine. We have enough attention whores here.

Reminds me of Paola and her night gown

[tvrox]

Ew. Show me the beach not her ass, please. 

[Drogo]

*dry heaves*

[kacesq]

Are Gino and Jasmine trying to pretend they’re hot stuff in bed now? Gmafb.

I need Gino to stop talking. This entire segment makes me nauseous.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I get emails from them... and everyone else.  I get HAMMERED with emails from everyone Ive ever bought stuff from or even thought about buying stuff from.

Same. Also loads of political candidates I never heard of, and charities. Yikes. Sorry, World Central Kitchen and North Shore Community Development Corporation, I'm poor this year. Sorry, perfectly nice sounding person who's running for Congress in Arizona or Texas, poor this year. Donate to someone via Act Blue one time and you are bombarded. 

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This is your moment, @Floatingbison. Start a fashion!

Anyone remember those Dr. Scholl sandals with the wooden soles? They were really a thing in the 70's. 

Yep! And they HURT!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Sorry I’m late. Who was an asshole so far? 

Yes. 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone remember those Dr. Scholl sandals with the wooden soles?

I remember the pain from accidentally stepping off the side of one. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Shouldn’t the triangle fit under the boob?

[Doublemint]

Doesn't she put lotion on him?   He's so pale compared to her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Yep! And they HURT!

Right? And WE ALL WORE THEM. And carried bandaids because blisters. We were nuts. 

[Drogo]

Obviously all the strippers at the bachelor party fell madly in love with Gino. 

[kacesq]

Is she really going to object to his family coming to the wedding? Oh Lord. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine, shut the fuck up. I can’t stand it anymore. I just can’t.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Shouldn’t the triangle fit under the boob?

She’s going to end up with an underboob sunburn.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

There's some pretty stiff competition. . . Ronald's fridge, muffin smuggling. . . . sprinkles. . . cut it on the bias. . . .Sgt. Baker. . . . so many great ones . . . . 

YOU NEVER LOVED ME LIAR

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I love the pattern on Gino’s shirt.

[Merriwind]

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

YOU NEVER LOVED ME LIAR

 

[renatae]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't worry, Mama Ashley. No way Ashley will be spending the rest of her life with Manuel. A year, tops. 

I can't believe she is marrying this basic golddigger/selfish jerk.

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Yep! And they HURT!

I had those in high school, and my family hated them because they were so loud! 

[kacesq]

I feel like the Sister Wives Tell All is longer than the actual season.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Merriwind said:

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

Welcome…come sit  with us and have a drink and some snacks !

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Merriwind said:

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

Welcome, welcome. Glad you decided to join us. Take a seat and grab a cocktail. You’ll need it.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, renatae said:

I can't believe she is marrying this basic golddigger/selfish jerk

They deserve each other. This is not a situation where anyone thinks she deserves better.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Merriwind said:

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

One of us! One of us!

[Suzywriter]

20 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

@Suzywriter  are you a CPS worker?  cop, investigator?  I have to know!

I'm a Children's Emergency Services Investigator for da state. That's a CPS Investigator on steroids (nights, weekends, holidays), with my own supply of police officers and 24 hr judges.

I sometimes have court at 3am on the barefoot judge's front porch.

Edited December 18, 2023 by Suzywriter
Fat fingers

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I had those in high school, and my family hated them because they were so loud! 

Right? That loud "shmeck shmeck" slapping noise! 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Merriwind said:

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

Welcome - pull up a chair!

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? And WE ALL WORE THEM. And carried bandaids because blisters. We were nuts. 

Read the one star reviews on Amazon, some are terrifying.    But we still wanted them.  

Now I wear Sanuk Yoga Mat flip flops, comfy, and I don't fall off of them either.  

Ashley's tiara or whatever it is, looks like the Statue of Liberty, and Lady Liberty wears it so much better.  

Edited December 18, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Merriwind said:

Hi all! First timer here. Watch the show religiously though. Jasmine's screechy voice is extra grating in that bikini somehow.

Welcome to our merry band of snarkers! We are a small community of quippers, but we are mighty. Pull up a chair. Wine's over there. Though I hear @sainte-chapelle has White Claws, she might share. 

[magemaud]

They’re still out there! Weren’t they $2.99? Amazon has the fake leather ones for $49.99 but if you want the real deal…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Read the one star reviews on Amazon, some are terrifying.    But we still wanted them.  

Now I wear Sanuk Yoga Mat flip flops, comfy, and I don't fall off of them either.  

I am old so I only wear Crocs flip flops or Uggs. There is no middle ground.