90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

Have these two actually met?

Oh Lord Smothered got another season…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Have these two actually met?

Yes! Hard to believe, right?

[Doublemint]

It was the best trip of his life!   I don't believe that one.

[Eldemarge]

So he works double-shifts, an hour away, has to sleep in his car and...he's importing a wife?  She should be THRILLED with being neglected in a country that is not her own...  Let's see how this goes!

Edited December 4, 2023 by Eldemarge

[Suzywriter]

I see drug related brain injury.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What does Sam bring to the relationship, other than those horrific tats?

[Red Bridey]

They met in Indonesia? Oh, she's Indonesian. I thought she was from South America.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

It was the best trip of his life!   I don't believe that one.

Well, better than his trip to the local correctional facility. 

[Eldemarge]

What dating app does Indonesia have where you can find a boyfriend in Missouri (or wherever he is)??  And next question:  Why would you ever want that

[Doublemint]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I see drug related brain injury.

You're clairvoyant.

[Red Bridey]

Her family is everything, y'all! How original.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Sister Citra, every American man is tall AND looks like Ryan Gosling. 

[Realitystarr]

Why does Sam look like he has botox.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I see drug related brain injury.

You're clairvoyant.

[Eldemarge]

Will he convert to Islam just for a big butt?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam’s father and Mike from Washington might know each other.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes, Sister Citra, every American man is tall AND looks like Ryan Gosling. 

Oh yikes, I've never ever been able to see what charms Ryan Gosling has. I think he's funny looking. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Will he convert to Islam just for a big butt?  

Of course he will!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I see drug related brain injury.

Yep. Opioid addiction is so tough to beat because it rewires your brain. I thought it was a bit of a scare tactic but my pharmacist friend said this is absolutely true.

Edited December 4, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[CSunshine76]

I think this kid IS an alien himself.

[Gobi]

Ramadan, now I get it. He's in for a surprise.

[magemaud]

Sam is hard on the eyes 

[CrazyInAlabama]

If Sam is so broke, then how does he afford the butt ugly tattoos?   Or did he go to a tattoo school as a test case, for free?      How is Sam going to import Citra with his low salary.   Another U.S. importer of his future fiance who lives with the parent?     I can't see Dad being happy with a devout fiance in his house.    

[Doublemint]

Sure he's seen a UFO - nodding will do that to you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam’s father and Mike from Washington might know each other.

They're in the same Facebook groups. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yikes, I've never ever been able to see what charms Ryan Gosling has. I think he's funny looking. 

I always think, “Ryan, why the long face?”

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yikes, I've never ever been able to see what charms Ryan Gosling has. I think he's funny looking. 

Thank you for saying that. I think he’s funny and charming in interviews but I would never call him handsome.

[Eldemarge]

This kid looks like a jack-o-lantern if you made the mouth with a little knife and just made a slit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

If Sam is so broke, then how does he afford the butt ugly tattoos?   Or did he go to a tattoo school as a test case, for free?      How is Sam going to import Citra with his low salary.   Another U.S. importer of his future fiance who lives with the parent?     I can't see Dad being happy with a devout fiance in his house.    

She doesn't seem especially devout. She doesn't cover her head or dress modestly. I smell some Matt Sharp generated Islamophobia here. 

[Red Bridey]

This relationship is not going anywhere. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

If Sam is so broke, then how does he afford the butt ugly tattoos?   Or did he go to a tattoo school as a test case, for free?      How is Sam going to import Citra with his low salary.   Another U.S. importer of his future fiance who lives with the parent?     I can't see Dad being happy with a devout fiance in his house.    

They look cheap…maybe a buddy tested his technique on his neck?

[Doublemint]

I wouldn't know who  Ryan Gosling is if he rang my doorbell.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me, confederate monuments and stars and bars. Poor Nick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Ashley and Manuel continue to get along well.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Ashley and Manuel continue to get along well.

She's proving all the haters wrong!  (not)

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Ashley and Manuel continue to get along well.

They fuck like bunnies but other than that? No bueno. 

[MagicEyes]

I like Manuel less with every episode of this show. To know him is to loathe him.

[Gobi]

23 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How do you get in her pants with all that padded shapewear on? What a feat.

Try buying her a drink to start.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I like Manuel less with every episode of this show. To know him is to loathe him.

Other than the sex, can someone tell me what Ashley saw in him to begin with? Anyone? Bueller?

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh yikes, I've never ever been able to see what charms Ryan Gosling has. I think he's funny looking. 

He iS funny-looking, but somehow very attractive . To me at least. Isn’t he Canadian? Tell the family.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I like Manuel less with every episode of this show. To know him is to loathe him.

He and Ashley are both equally on my loathe list.

[Gobi]

Smother Phuckers.

[Red Bridey]

But will Manuel ever just call her a heinous bey-otch, walk out the door, and get the hell over to his relatives in NYC and NJ? I hope so, but does he have the guts?

[kacesq]

Looks like Smothered has some new idiots…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nick, it’s going to be great living with your in-laws in the heart of Dixie. I guarantee it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think Nick is a bad guy but he makes some huge errors based on the previews.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

But will Manuel ever just call her a heinous bey-otch, walk out the door, and get the hell over to his relatives in NYC and NJ? I hope so, but does he have the guts?

He'll marry her ass first, then take off. He's another Luis. He's needs to get married in 90 days or go back home.  

[Bees52]

Gosh, Devin is just so high energy, no matter where in the world she's at, isn't she?

[Red Bridey]

Devin has a marble mouth. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a strange looking family. Except for that one sister, who hopes she was adopted.