90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Sophie decided she liked indoor plumbing more than Rob? I can see her point.

I don’t know any men who I would choose over indoor plumbing! I hope to meet that man someday. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine can make small talk about her butt plugs with Gino’s extended family.

[Eldemarge]

Checking in!  Been on three dates this weekend with two different dudes. Meehhhhh, I'd rather sleep.

Welcome to Jasmine's lips!

[tvrox]

Hi all!!! 

[MagicEyes]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Jasmine is offended by innocuous statements from her future in-laws.

[kacesq]

That’s her super professional look. Ok.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rob’s intricate hairdo reminds me of the corn maze I trudged through with my grandkids.

Did you notice the sides and back are now shaved where last week he had stubble? I think he had a hair appointment since we saw him 

[Bees52]

Hi everyone!

[Gobi]

If she's a golddigger, someone should tell her that Gino is an empty mine.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Checking in!  Been on three dates this weekend with two different dudes. Meehhhhh, I'd rather sleep.

Welcome to Jasmine's lips!

Any winners or do they all get free pron from random women? Do they have indoor pluming? Wear too many hats?

[kacesq]

I’m so sick of the term “disrespect” everyone running around screeching they’ve been disrespected. No, you haven’t. Sometimes people either don’t like you or don’t kowtow to your ridiculous demands.

oh FFS is she still bitching about that text?

[judylo]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Gino and Jasmine Stalking is a requirement for anyone visiting Michigan. 

Short visit, no time even for a trip to Ann Arbor, which isn’t far from Canton. But also, I had to go wherever the others drove me!

[sainte-chapelle]

The rain is foreshadowing how this will go.

[magemaud]

Do y’all realize we’re six episodes in and there’s still one more couple we haven’t met yet? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Welcome to Michigan in the fall, Jasmine. This is what you wanted. 

Looks like the production assistant did the producer’s bidding: Strategically place this lip gloss so that Jasmine is bound to find it and hilarity will ensue.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Any winners or do they all get free pron from random women? Do they have indoor pluming? Wear too many hats?

Well one of them is a definite NO and the other one, I'm seeing again in December at a concert I invited him to.  He's okay, so we'll see.  But I'm not keeping my hopes up! 😄

Edited November 13, 2023 by Eldemarge

[sainte-chapelle]

Miguel is a South American Fred Durst

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Do y’all realize we’re six episodes in and there’s still one more couple we haven’t met yet? 

Yeah, it’s weird that they’keep focusing on these losers when there are new losers to explore! I’m afraid we’re not going to get much time with Closet Mom and The Piggies.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Do y’all realize we’re six episodes in and there’s still one more couple we haven’t met yet? 

I guess that means most of these couples do not work out.

[Suzywriter]

On 11/6/2023 at 8:13 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I love snails. When I visited France I ate them almost every day.

I like them as pets.

[Gobi]

Where's @Pepper Mostly? Do we have to send the truant officer out to check on her?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I like them as pets.

I follow a TikTok account that does endless snail jokes. 

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

New drinking game: take a shot every time Jasmine is offended by innocuous statements from her future in-laws.

I'd be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning ... 

[magemaud]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I guess that means most of these couples do not work out.

I was figuring Rob and Sophie but the other day they showed an upcoming preview clip of Rob waiting for her at their wedding and hinting that Sophie may be a Runaway Bride. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Where's @Pepper Mostly? Do we have to send the truant officer out to check on her?

She probably had a long day, between numerous estate sales and day drinking. I miss her snark insight.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m so sick of the term “disrespect” everyone running around screeching they’ve been disrespected. No, you haven’t. Sometimes people either don’t like you or don’t kowtow to your ridiculous demands.

oh FFS is she still bitching about that text?

And everyone is a narcissist.

[Gobi]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I follow a TikTok account that does endless snail jokes. 

A turtle was mugged by two snails. When the police asked him to describe what occurred, he said "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

And everyone is a narcissist.

And a gaslighter 

Kris Jenner shilling for Shutterfly? 

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

And a gaslighter 

And an aspiring rapper. Oops, wrong show.

[magemaud]

Just now, Gobi said:

And an aspiring rapper. Oops, wrong show.

Model, personal trainer, and the nebulous “influencer” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anally is in for a real treat. 

[MagicEyes]

If they break up, can I have the llama?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton looks and acts like he’s 13 years old. 

[Gobi]

To infinity and beyond!

[magemaud]

Meri, you dodged a bullet. Did you REALLY want to be stuck with Ramen Head for freakin’ ETERNITY? 

[Doublemint]

Everyone needs an Alpaca and T shirt.   Mom looks like someone from TV, not sure who that would be.

[Suzywriter]

Every time he says "Anna Lee", I hear the opening guitar riffs of The Weight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clayton and Nick got together to develop a checklist for how to act upon the first meeting with potential in-laws.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Meri, you dodged a bullet. Did you REALLY want to be stuck with Ramen Head for freakin’ ETERNITY? 

Not just ramen—GREASY ramen!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Clayton looks and acts like he’s 13 years old. 

I smell developmental issues.

[Red Bridey]

Hi gang, I'm here a little late but will catch up, promise!

[kacesq]

Is that all her luggage? I admire someone who travels light. I do not.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Everyone needs an Alpaca and T shirt.   Mom looks like someone from TV, not sure who that would be.

Check the Hoarders episodes...she looks like a lot of those

[Shelbie]

The flowers are nice but has he choreographed a dance for her ?

[Eldemarge]

Yeah well orgasms are also temporary so maybe you shouldn't bother getting those.

[magemaud]

Clayton’s mother looks like the woman in “American Gothic” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is that all her luggage? I admire someone who travels light. I do not.

I’ve always been in favor of having options. I overpack.

[xls]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rob’s intricate hairdo reminds me of the corn maze I trudged through with my grandkids.

He has money for that!

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is that all her luggage? I admire someone who travels light. I do not.

Is she planning on staying or….not so much

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Yeah well orgasms are also temporary so maybe you shouldn't bother getting those.

Ooooh, I've had a few that lasted in my head for years!