90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Her ta-tas are threatening to pop right out of her dress. A wardrobe malfunction is imminent.

Edited September 26, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[MagicEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarper’s TinTin hairdo fascinates me.

It’s so shiny!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

It’s so shiny!

Like patent leather!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, didn’t Jennniffffer and Jesse fight about posting pictures to their social media? Yawn.

[sainte-chapelle]

11 minutes ago, judylo said:

Okay, but TJ is horrible too! He was tricking her into a life of servitude! And his family …

Oh yea her stomping and screaming will come to an end quite quickly. She will be under his family’s thumb for the rest of her life. His “ I will let her know after we are married “ line was shady as hell. They kinda deserve each other.

Edited September 26, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’m trying to protect YOU.” Failed Jedi mind trick.

[Gobi]

"But, Sarper, Only Fans is private!"

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe you should reconsider the idea of having a kid, Johan. It ain’t cheap.

Puppy babysitters aren't cheap either! LOL. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I doubt he has stalkers. He has more than one side piece

[Pepper Mostly]

My god, I would not go within fifty feet of Sarper. His eyes are scary. Manson lamps. 

[For Cereals]

I can’t with these two vapid idiots.  I don’t want to hear their social media fights.  

[Bees52]

Over 2500 girls? I swear his list keeps getting longer every TH.

[Shelbie]

Sarper has an amazingly high opinion of himself. Wonder how many of the 2500 really even remember him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekinah is lapping this bullshit up. Our unique relationship. Hahahaha

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Sarper has an amazingly high opinion of himself. Wonder how many of the 2500 really even remember him.

You never forget your 1,000th.

[judylo]

Why are Yohan and Danielle still together? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

You never forget your 1,000th.

Maybe he kept a list with certain descriptors? 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I’m trying to protect YOU.” Failed Jedi mind trick.

I wonder if he is a sex worker and never told her? I mean, it’s fine but be honest.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t that the guy from the baking show? Do the couples have to do baking challenges to earn each other’s love?

[Gobi]

🎶If you like penis a lotta🎵

[For Cereals]

I am nowhere near skinny but I don’t have a dream of skydiving nor do I want to see Whitney Thorne hurdling towards me from the sky.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t that the guy from the baking show? Do the couples have to do baking challenges to earn each other’s love?

That is a show I would watch

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, Gobi said:

STDs in Paradise.

Sarper wonders where he can sign up for that show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

Why are Yohan and Danielle still together? 

Christ knows. They can't stand each other. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t that the guy from the baking show? Do the couples have to do baking challenges to earn each other’s love?

They have to smuggle muffins.

[renatae]

Good grief, Sarper is such a control freak about Shekinah's appearance. Button it, Bub!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

🎶If you like penis a lotta🎵

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just read that David McCallum died. Age 90yo. I had a huge crush on Ilya Kuryakin.

[Doublemint]

Regarding Kimberly and TJ - she knows the expectations of an Indian wife, but she feels she won't have to do anything she doesn't want to.  All nationalities have certain expectations.  She's going to have to do a lot - but not as much as an Indian wife.   If she loves him so much that she wouldn't marry anyone else, ever, she should be happy to do most of these things.  She's playing a game and changing the rules in the middle of the game.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just read that David McCallum died. Age 90yo. I had a huge crush on Ilya Kuryakin.

I just heard this earlier today. So sad, I loved him too. Man From U.N.C.L.E. was a great show and he was wonderful in it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It doesn’t start, says Captain Obvious.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That is a show I would watch

Not only would I watch the heck out of this, I want to be in this show! The way to my heart is through cake and pastries. 💖

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Not only would I watch the heck out of this, I want to be in this show! The way to my heart is through cake and pastries. 💖

My favorite food groups.

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A MIME!! Holy shit.

He's miming to Armando to tell him to run away. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe they should visit April's super classy luxury car dealership. At least they'd know that the car was clean and sanitized. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele and Johan need to stop the insanity.

[greekmom]

a bit late but whats with all the smudging your lover's nether areas?

I was expecting her to give him a stone to put up his butt.

[Bees52]

Well, you wanted a life with Yohan in DR, Danielle. It's expensive no matter where you live.

[CSunshine76]

Danielle, you are a broke bitch! You do not make sound financial decisions!!

[Doublemint]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I am nowhere near skinny but I don’t have a dream of skydiving nor do I want to see Whitney Thorne hurdling towards me from the sky.

She could make a Grand Canyon sized crater if her shoot fails.

[OneGuy]

"Let's be real" says her extensions!

[greekmom]

Yohan. Just pack her bags and send her back to the US

[kacesq]

Danielle you lived in NYC, you know damn well he’d be fine speaking Spanish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Johan would get a job with a landscaping company or doing construction in the US and have TWO cars within a year. 

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Danielle, you are a broke bitch! You do not make sound financial decisions!!

Right? What sound financial decisions? She's the poster child for bad financial decisions. 

Sarper can't even commit to a new mattress, for crying out loud!

[greekmom]

So we have another one that doesn't want her boyfriend having female clients.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper looks like a giant red flag because he is wearing a giant red flag!

[MagicEyes]

Shekinah is seeing the very obvious red flags, but we all know she will work very hard at finding a way to ignore them.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Regarding Kimberly and TJ - she knows the expectations of an Indian wife, but she feels she won't have to do anything she doesn't want to.  All nationalities have certain expectations.  She's going to have to do a lot - but not as much as an Indian wife.   If she loves him so much that she wouldn't marry anyone else, ever, she should be happy to do most of these things.  She's playing a game and changing the rules in the middle of the game.

True, but TJ admitted to keeping a lot of the expectations from her up until they are married which feels shady to me.  Of course she is too special and self important to take it upon herself to look into the culture she is marrying into and I dunno..ask questions instead of screaming and insisting everything be done her way?

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Armando….sorry but Kenny is too old for you. You are at different stages in life.

Sign Kenny up for oldie Bachelors show!

[Gobi]

I admire her Batgirl costume fashion choice.