90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mrs. Landingham]

Now watch, Big Evil Dope is going to whine and bitch and bleat and bellow that Violet’s daughters weren’t happy enough with their gifts. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ok, you may have to kick me out of the group. I like the Busbys.

We love you unconditionally, @Suzywriter even though you might have bad taste in television shows.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your cat lives the life of Riley!

Different Riley I hope! 

[Bees52]

Oh my... Mom Violet got to the tough questions, quickly!

[Doublemint]

Geez - no dog treats?

[greekmom]

I would love to try that meal.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

With a dead rat that was his doppelgänger. Why did you have to remind us?

SteVen went for a swim in a **fountain** (not chlorinated for humans, you idiot!!). Maybe that counts? 

 

Yes, Mama Violet! Tear him a new one.

[sainte-chapelle]

Your past trauma isn’t her problem 

Edited July 10, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Shelbie]

Here’s the quirky sex addict again.

[greekmom]

How long is Statler is going to the UK??

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

We love you unconditionally, @Suzywriter even though you might have bad taste in television shows.

I love Family Feud.

[Pepper Mostly]

Statler's exhausted, she just had sex with her suitcase.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Here’s the quirky sex addict again.

Quirky is a nice way of saying obnoxious.

[greekmom]

She should makes fucking lists.

[Eldemarge]

Violet's mom is right.  A man with a bad temper who refuses to trust you (and won't get therapy to work out his own shit), isn't going to get better after you marry him!  Enter at your own risk!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

You past trauma isn’t her problem 

Its Bilal all over again.

[Doublemint]

Where does this  idiot Statler get her money?   I'll bet her parents are funding that apartment, the travel and all her "stuff".  

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Statler's exhausted, she just had sex with her suitcase.

Dead ee

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Statler's exhausted, she just had sex with her suitcase.

On a stage with people watching.

[sainte-chapelle]

I always overpack…like…Europe has clothing stores 😂 

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

CHOCOLATE SEX PLACE? Where do these people live? Why does my quirky city not have a Chocolate Sex Place? 

Surprising this is in Texas! 

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

She should makes fucking lists.

Lists of all the places where she wants to fuck?

[Pepper Mostly]

"So are you meeting any hot chicks who are taking off their clothes and begging you to do horrible things to them? Because I am!"

[greekmom]

Honestly she packed for a 6 month vacation.WTF

[Gobi]

Here's her chance to join the mile high club.

[mmecorday]

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She should makes fucking lists.

OMG, yes! The older I get, the more I rely on lists. I have already started a packing list for my beach trip and it's not until September! 

[Suzywriter]

The things that these people need support to manage! Anxiety, ADHD, dry skin, shitty past partners..goodness, I have all that and more. I just open a Fresca and keep going. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, greekmom said:

Honestly she packed for a 6 month vacation.WTF

I think she’s going to be the house guest who never leaves

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, at least Sharp spared us from listening to Statler experiencing bouts of explosive diarrhea in the bathroom.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Where does this  idiot Statler get her money? 

She has a work from home job that she performs in 10-15 minute segments in between playing with toy cars

[Eldemarge]

"Dempsey" and "Statler" are just really "cool" girls whose actual names are Anne and Joan. My own theory.

[Shelbie]

I guess the Uber driver isn’t a lesbian or they would be having sex in the car.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Gobi said:

Here's her chance to join the mile high club.

Wrist or no wrist you’re on fire tonight sir

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ahahahahaha! The girlfriend may not show. And so it begins. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Here's her chance to join the mile high club.

She could have sex with a flight attendant! 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

She should makes fucking lists.

Maybe if she developed a real personailty instead of wearing a stupid persona, she'd have an easier time of doing anything. 

[sainte-chapelle]

If she is then have a nice solo vacation…plenty to do in London. Take the Eurostar to Paris if you like!

[magemaud]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

She has a work from home job that she performs in 10-15 minute segments in between playing with toy cars

And bugs

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, at least Sharp spared us from listening to Statler experiencing bouts of explosive diarrhea in the bathroom.

Give it time. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, at least Sharp spared us from listening to Statler experiencing bouts of explosive diarrhea in the bathroom.

That's next week. You heard it here first. 

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I guess the Uber driver isn’t a lesbian or they would be having sex in the car.

I am SCREAMING over here!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, mmecorday said:

OMG, yes! The older I get, the more I rely on lists. I have already started a packing list for my beach trip and it's not until September! 

I use the same packing list for every trip. That way, I don’t have to think. As long as I pack what’s on the list, I know I’m all set. Done.

[greekmom]

I made lists and I am doing a drive down to Dearborn, MI for 3 day stay.

[Suzywriter]

I get the feeling that Statler thinks it's always HER turn.

[sainte-chapelle]

Aww poor Harold. I like Michela

[Suzywriter]

Gino looks like he's always holding in a fart. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

I’m actually flying to London next week. To Heathrow.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She could have sex with a flight attendant! 

Or her seatmate!

[magemaud]

With my luck I’d be Statler’s seatmate on the plane and she’d want to talk and/or have sex the whole flight 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Gino looks like he's always holding in a fart. 

But it always seeps out killing his erection

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Ahahahahaha! The girlfriend may not show. And so it begins. 

Been awhile since we've had a "American waits forlornly in a filthy, crime infested, terrifying foreign airport" scene.