90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

 

Because there are actually guests at this wedding, half the time there are very few guests at these stupid weddings, see Jeymi and Kris.

True. They're usually sad, thrown together half hearted attempts in some shitty park or someone's back yard. This looked like an actual, you know, celebration.

[magemaud]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

A Chinese woman trying to sell TV's to Mackmewd by messaging him on his phone and he tried to spark up a relationship with her WTF?

Does she know Fatima? 

[endure]

Whoever earlier tonight said Nicole+hair+wig.....I think so too 👍🏻

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Nicole shouldn't be worried. Mackmoud doesnt have any game.

Go home, Nicole. You two have nothing in common and don't even like each other. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

True. They're usually sad, thrown together half hearted attempts in some shitty park or someone's back yard. This looked like an actual, you know, celebration.

At least they aren't on a sidewalk, á la Love After Lockup.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

A Chinese woman trying to sell TV's to Mackmewd by messaging him on his phone

Is this a common thing in Egypt? I guess they don’t have Best Buy stores there…

[Zombness]

Nicole leave toxic Mahmouth, he needs a submissive wife.  And submissive you are not.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh Nicole, he didn’t make a mistake. He just got caught. “Oh, I love you honey, don’t use my phone honey. No look at my phone honey. I want to control you honey. Fuck you honey.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

For Mother's Day, my son and I watched High Fidelity and Heathers, and ate sweets.  He left a couple hours ago to drive to his girlfriend's to spend two weeks with her.   He's never been gone that long! 😭 

Now it's just me and the cat!

My son's a chef so he always works on Mother's Day. And that's fine since I don't set much store by it. But houseguest gave me TWO Funkos! (Princess Diana and Coach Beard from Ted Lasso). 

[Gobi]

Badmood can't remember Nicole's name.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wore a dress with sleeves like Nicole is sporting in the pink/red talking head dress to a bar mitzvah in 1966.

[Eldemarge]

At my next wedding, after we set my exes on fire in their bear suits, I want a live flamenco band and dancers! I love flamenco.

[greekmom]

As someone who has had to struggle with self esteem, I can tell Nicole has zero amount.  She needs therapy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

At least they aren't on a sidewalk, á la Love After Lockup.

With a homeless guy as a witness. Intentionally or unintentionally. 

[LEILANI2]

Nicole is annoying but if she's got on a wig I think it's smart.   The short hair is very practical in that heat and the shower situation isn't great for her, it's the smartest choice she's made on this trip.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

 

I just realized that’s a compass tattooed onto what’s his face’s head.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

With a homeless guy as a witness. Intentionally or unintentionally. 

Nothing is classier than a titty T-shirt.

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did you bring a note to excuse your tardiness?

A note from my astrologer/friend! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nothing is classier than a titty T-shirt.

Or a life size cutout of an absent parent. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Nicole is annoying but if she's got on a wig I think it's smart.   The short hair is very practical in that heat and the shower situation isn't great for her, it's the smartest choice she's made on this trip.

 

 

Would the wig double as a head covering?

[LEILANI2]

Who even cares Nicole, pack your bags and get the hell out of Egypt.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Nicole is annoying but if she's got on a wig I think it's smart.   The short hair is very practical in that heat and the shower situation isn't great for her, it's the smartest choice she's made on this trip.

I would think the wig would be quite hot.

[Doublemint]

We're crawling to the tell all (or does it just seem that way?)

[endure]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Is this a common thing in Egypt? I guess they don’t have Best Buy stores there…

They have a big store called btech - I looked it up lol

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Would the wig double as a head covering?

It would in the Orthodox Jewish religion, right?

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Doublemint said:

We're crawling to the tell all (or does it just seem that way?)

I'm just watching paint dry while I wait for the tell all to get some zingers from Gabe about Kris.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Where is south?

a-

[Hotel Snarker]

Rishi is never going to go against his family and culture so this nonsense with Jen is nothing more than bad acting and wasting our time to the tell all.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, endure said:

They have a big store called btech - I looked it up lol

The power of that thing called the internet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

We're crawling to the tell all (or does it just seem that way?)

I’m afraid that we all need to lower our expectations. The Tell Nothing will be as frustrating as they always are. Just brace yourselves for Shawn’s outsized reactions.

[endure]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My son's a chef so he always works on Mother's Day. And that's fine since I don't set much store by it. But houseguest gave me TWO Funkos! (Princess Diana and Coach Beard from Ted Lasso). 

Funkos ?

[Zombness]

Rishi and Jen is worse than Summit and Jennie.  Rishi is not going to risk loosing his family for Jen.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m afraid that we all need to lower our expectations. The Tell Nothing will be as frustrating as they always are. Just brace yourselves for Shawn’s outsized reactions.

"What just happened?"

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

The power of that thing called the internet.

But Mackmewd has a Chinese woman in China that can send him a TV. It is so stupid, Nicole didn't think it was odd?

[greekmom]

Just now, endure said:

Funkos ?

Funko Pops.

They are cute plastic collectables. Basically your beenie babies of today

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Kris knowing what we know of you..l suspect you’re pretty useless to your son.

She claims the son had drug problems, but it was really her, right? 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Badmood can't remember Nicole's name.

“Oh Honey Bunny. I’m the lucky one.”

”No, my love. I’M the lucky one. I love you so much” 

“I love you, too” 

“SCHMOOPY…” 

“No, I’m SCHMOOPY!” 

[Gobi]

Just now, tvrox said:

She claims the son had drug problems, but it was really her, right? 

"From you! I learned it from you, Mom!"

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, tvrox said:

She claims the son had drug problems, but it was really her, right? 

The fact that she was non communicato...I would think yes.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

We're crawling to the tell all (or does it just seem that way?)

LOL I thought it was tonight - soon tho I bet!  Things are falling apart here lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rishi thinks he can win Jen back if he gives her the puppy dog eyes. Go home to your mommy, Rishi.

[LEILANI2]

Rishi's got his portfolio of himself draped in a towel for all th ladies hitting his DM's, he's as torn up about this as you are with your fake tears.

[greekmom]

is it me or is this one of the most boring conversations?

[tvrox]

Must be really humid, I can see the sweat on her face. 

[Gobi]

Rishi Washi is still hoping to get laid during this visit.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

Funkos ?

Funko Pop figures. I love them. 

https://www.amazon.com/funko-pop/s?k=funko+pop

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

The fact that she was non communicato...I would think yes.

I wonder if they both were in the slammer? That would explain no calls, no answers. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh no, this yellowy concealer with the yellow hair streaks.  Unkind.

[Hotel Snarker]

“Reeshee has been Reeshee out to me like we are still togethaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr.”

Anna and Lucy: Hold up.

[SunnyBeBe]

Jen really wants Rishi to be broken up over this. I’m just not seeing it.