90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

Do you hear yourself, Jen? Grown ass woman whose friend is going to inform your alleged fiancé’s family that your engaged. That is not normal.

[Doublemint]

These hags "they've prepped" the translator.  I hope she misinterprets on purpose!

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't like that they did a bait and switch on this translator, seemingly without enough time to back out. They should pay her extra for this mess.

[CSunshine76]

This 50 yr old bitch plotting for her girlfriend to announce her engagement is so cringey. Are you in junior high?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

These hags "they've prepped" the translator.  I hope she misinterprets on purpose!

That would be HILARIOUS. Jen spews out her story and the translator says things like "My hovercraft is full of eels". GOLD, I tell you. 

[Frozendiva]

Why would Jen bring a match for Rishi?

[Eldemarge]

I turn the TV on to THIS mess!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

This 50 yr old bitch plotting for her girlfriend to announce her engagement is so cringey. Are you in junior high?!

Was just going to say this! If Rishi doesn’t defend Jen’s honor (or whatever the fuck), he’ll have failed the test.

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope this is staged bullshit because if Jen truly did this? Wow. Bye. Fuck Jen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rishi's mother looks like a nice lady. She does not deserve Jen and her shrewish friends besmirching her home.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That would be HILARIOUS. Jen spews out her story and the translator says things like "My hovercraft is full of eels". GOLD, I tell you. 

I love that you used that line! 

How did Jenn know that her interpreter speaks the same dialect as Rishi and family?

 

[charmed1]

Hee! Rishi is smitten with the translator. Someone predicted this last week.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I turn the TV on to THIS mess!

Timing is everything!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rishi’s father is wondering why he’s even there.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rishi’s father is wondering why he’s even there.

So am I…

[Eldemarge]

Whoooooo cares, Jen.  He won't let his family know that he's engaged.  That is all you need to know about him. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Fun fact, the interpreter is actually Rishi's wife!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is Rishi wearing pajama bottoms?

[Bees52]

His mom should wonder why does Jen care so much about who Rishi dates, I mean she is just a "friend," right?

Edited May 1, 2023 by Bees52

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

These hags "they've prepped" the translator.  I hope she misinterprets on purpose!

Translator: I need you to pay me in advance.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rishi, honey, you should have consulted with someone before showing up in that unfortunate outfit. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Mother Rishi has got to be wondering why this friend of Rishi is asking about how many women they have tried to introduce to Rishi.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Hee! Rishi is smitten with the translator. Someone predicted this last week.

Me, me! It was me! Rishi can't take his beady little eyes off her. 

 

[kacesq]

I don’t know why Jen is so proud of herself. Does she think she’s winning some grand prize here?

[charmed1]

I’m cringing for this hundred year old oldie.

[Bees52]

That poor interpreter...

[CSunshine76]

Go home, Jen. Have some damn dignity.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I'm so glad she remembers." SHE'S NOT SENIAL, SHE JUST DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I don’t know why Jen is so proud of herself. Does she think she’s winning some grand prize here?

I would like to smack that smirk off her face, preferably with a two by four.

[Gobi]

Rishi's mom is "Yeah, whatever."

[Eldemarge]

There's that googly-eyed snake!!!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Rishi looks like he's about to lose his lunch.  

Debbie is certainly telling it like it is to Ousama. 

 

Edited May 1, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh dear, Debbie and her Cousin Itt hair.  

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Rishi's mom is "Yeah, whatever."

“Sharp, here’s where you should send my check.”

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rishi, honey, you should have consulted with someone before showing up in that unfortunate outfit. 

That's the least of his problems.   He's wishing the floor would open up and he could hide.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Rishi's mom is "Yeah, whatever."

And thinking "Get the hell out of my house, oldie"

[Gobi]

It can't be a coincidence that there are so many antidepressant commercials on this show. The show is a leading cause of depression.

[goofygirl]

Hola Amigos!  Not sure why Gabe thinks he needs a pre-nup, but I guess that one is on the bingo card, so....

Think Rishi's Mom & Dad are gonna jump for joy that they're looking at an older American woman as a DIL??  With shitty friends to boot?  I think they're gonna throw a dang wall eyed fit.  I know I WOULD.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

It can't be a coincidence that there are so many antidepressant commercials on this show. The show is a leading cause of depression.

At least for people who don't have the warm and comforting company of Primetimer peeps! 

[Baltimore Betty]

Rishi could have not been home when the trio showed up, he knew what was going to happen.

[Doublemint]

Mama hasn't said a word.   Bet she's thinking "can you find anyone older?  Maybe

100?"   It'll come out soon..

[greekmom]

hey peeps

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele is looking for Johan. She can’t wait to talk to him like a child.

[Hotel Snarker]

Annnd now the engagement is called off due to this tomfoolery. (I might assume)

[Gobi]

"Today I had sex with my ex, despite Yohan telling me not to."

[judylo]

It’s our favorite Spanish speaker, Danielle!

[tvrox]

Hi all!! 

[Frozendiva]

Daniele is not allowed to spend time with friends?

[charmed1]

…and one day, Jihoon’s wish for his big translator egg to become a real person came true. Her name is Danielle.

[Doublemint]

Danielle should get on Little People when this shit show ends.