90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Drogo]

This one’s a witch? Like a legit bruja? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sister Gabe, you mentioned the pre-nup and Gabe answered you. Let it go.

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

I guess we’ll just skip over the legal complexity of a prenup between an American citizen and a Colombian…where is it enforceable? Is there a choice of law provision? 

i still question the legality of OVER HALF of the prenushes that are signed in this franchise. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Tell All Request: Have Michael Benz fight Taylen.

I'm sure he could "protect" Danielle too. I mean its not like he has a job or anything. 

Why isn't Gabe defending Isabel? He just sits there and lets her throw this kind of shade? "All your girlfriends are batshit crazy! They're stupid and needy and this one probably is too!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Not this dumb prenup convo again. Also Monica is really big on the backhanded comments. I don’t trust women who talk shit about other women like she does. Always something shady going on.

[Drogo]

Gabe looks like Monica’s Polly Pocket. 
No wonder she pushes him around.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

This one’s a witch? Like a legit bruja? 

Right? Like that's a bad thing? 

[greekmom]

did we establish who is the older sibling? Gabe or Monica???

[Drogo]

Kris sucks. Sell her dad’s ashes, Jeyjey.

[Shelbie]

I don’t hate Gabe but he is getting more irritating every episode.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Like that's a bad thing? 

Now you tell me a witch is bad after I make my reservations in Salem?!

[kacesq]

I will probably watch the first episode of the Marry Me Abroad series. Hopefully it will be more entertaining than Bravo’s version.

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

did we establish who is the older sibling? Gabe or Monica???

Monica, I think. They mentioned it and I already forgot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if Kris and Jeymi signed a pre-nup.🤔

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Now you tell me a witch is bad after I make my reservations in Salem?!

Salem's full of witches. Good ones! I got nothing but love for brujas! 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder if Kris and Jeymi signed a pre-nup.🤔

What fortune is either one of them protecting?

[magemaud]

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder if Kris and Jeymi signed a pre-nup.🤔

i don't think so or else the show would have added 3 more episodes on the prenush alone

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, here it comes. She's going to bring that annoying, nit picking, emotionally abusive stick insect she's married to to sunny California! Hilarity ensues!

Mahmoud is gonna hate American women. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Soooo, mom and Monica are coming to the wedding that Gabe is only just now telling them about 2 weeks before it happens. I'm sure the plane tickets will be super inexpensive and readily available, along with accommodations.

We believe your storylines TLC. 🙄

[Gobi]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

What fortune is either one of them protecting?

"You want my knife? Come and get it!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

What fortune is either one of them protecting?

Good question. On this show, it doesn’t seem to matter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Mahmoud is gonna hate American women. 

Fixed that for you.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

No, just one for REALTORS.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, magemaud said:

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

I got it but it will take more than a decent commercial to convert me!

[endure]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So which of Osama’s wonky eyes are you supposed to look at if you had to talk to him face to face?

There's nothing consistent about Osama, sometimes he translates everything and other times he sits there mute.  I bet they all speak English.  

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

I saw like ‘JESUS SAVES’ or something on my screen. 

[Drogo]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Like that's a bad thing? 

If Isabel was a witch she could’ve just conjured up revised birth certificates, underwear stamp, fake peen material, etc. 

I doubt she has those powers and just isn’t using them, Sister Gabe. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

That commercial's been running again in the past week or so.    

 

Edited April 24, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Did everyone just get a commercial for JESUS? 

His advertising budget is growing

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What fortune is either one of them protecting?

That “rare” 70K motorcycle. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Mahmoud is gonna hate American women. 

i bet Mackmoud goes full on American if he goes to the US. I can see him getting out from under brother's thumb and expectations and embracing most of American culture.  

All he needs to do is go to Hooters. It's a family restaurant. Right?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I saw like ‘JESUS SAVES’ or something on my screen. 

Jesus may save but Kris certainly does not!

[Drogo]

Can someone tell me the market for videos of women in bathing suits popping balloons? 

[Pepper Mostly]

All of the Americans on this show preen gleefully and tell us that they're lying to their soulmates. Like they're proud of it. Sickening.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Jesus may save but Kris certainly does not!

Kris bites. Kris bleeds.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Drogo said:

Can someone tell me the market for videos of women in bathing suits popping balloons? 

Gah, I bet she does not even make balloon animals!

[greekmom]

Jemyi deserves better.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Can someone tell me the market for videos of women in bathing suits popping balloons? 

Maybe she also posts pictures of her feet? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeymi, please pack Kris’s knives and go.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe she also posts pictures of her feet? 

maybe she sells fart jars too?

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Mahmoud is gonna hate American women. 

He already does.

[kacesq]

Five months? Oh Jeymi. Move on. Kris isn’t worth any of this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy shit look at the size of that sandwich! 

That's all I got. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeymi, she’s just not that into you. You ducked a bullet.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All of the Americans on this show preen gleefully and tell us that they're lying to their soulmates. Like they're proud of it. Sickening.

Silly…they aren’t people…they are being rescued from bad Countries and need to obey and kiss the feet of those who rescued them. They are a shiny new toy.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Can someone tell me the market for videos of women in bathing suits popping balloons? 

And sitting on birthday cakes! 

[Hotel Snarker]

FIVE MONTHS?!

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeymi, she’s just not that into you. You ducked a bullet beak.

FTFY.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeymi, she’s just not that into you. You ducked a bullet.

But are they not like LEGALLY MARRIED? I mean how do you divorce someone who's in another country?