90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Zombness]

Just now, magemaud said:

Who’s paying for this fiesta? 

Who do you think??   Danielle!

[Bees52]

Mmm... that dinner looked good.

....... 🤷🏿‍♀️

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That sucks/yay you! 

 I had a similar ride--got pushed out of my job in February, started one with more money and better benefits in March. Go US!

Congrats to you both!!! 

[Gobi]

Is she standing in a hole?

[Suzywriter]

Wait, what happened? I looked away from a nice party, and looked back to see Daniele's butt leaving. 

[charmed1]

That party was entirely comprised of children who have no idea who you are, Dinyell. No one cares.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh my god, can you not make it about YOU for a SECOND, Danielle.

IT. IS. HIS. FUCKING. BIRTHDAY.

[magemaud]

Speaking of asses 

[Drogo]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is she standing in a hole?

If she is, she dug it herself.

[Eldemarge]

Oooooh, so that's why this was all last minute.  Because he was mad at her.  She doesn't actually care about his birthday.  If she did, this would have been actually planned in advance.

Still a twat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan, just kick Daniele’s very ample ass to the curb. 

[Hotel Snarker]

She did this shit on purpose. She knows she is wrong.

[tvrox]

51 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Jen’s face has weird contours? Fillers?

Definitely. She also got her lips done. 

[Suzywriter]

Go kick a coconut, Daniele. 

[kacesq]

She made choices to make Johan’s life better? Delusional bitch.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of asses 

I hate Danielle’s big ass and I cannot lie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nobody seems to be missing Daniele. Go figure.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, let’s all chant together. DONKEY! DONKEY! DONKEY!

[sainte-chapelle]

Well there it is…Oussama wants the green card!

[Gobi]

Looks like all the Americans will be back home by the end of the season.

Till next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Osama’s desire for a green card and a life in America was lost in translation. Or Debbie just didn’t want to see the handwriting on the wall that was there from the jump.

[Zombness]

Ok Ossama true colors are coming out.....he plans to live in the US at Debbie's expense.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nobody seems to be missing Daniele. Go figure.

Daniele embarrasses Yohan with her ex, and she thinks he should be grateful. Typical first world arrogance.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Zombness said:

Ok Ossama true colors are coming out.....he plans to live in the US at Debbie's expense.

I liked him, had me fooled. Good luck with that Oussama.

[Eldemarge]

I can't believe he is calling Debbie mentally ill!  Oh hell no!  I'll come find you, Ossauma!!

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Aw the family put out a spread. That’s nice.

That spread looked amazing. 

[judylo]

Oussama was scary with that ultimatum. Poor Debbie.

[goofygirl]

Well, DANG!  I REALLY wanted to see Debbie fall off that donkey!  Oh well.  It was still fun snarking with y'all.  Have a wonderful week peeps!

I'll try to watch Love in Paradise tomorrow night.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I can't believe he is calling Debbie mentally ill!  Oh hell no!  I'll come find you, Ossauma!!

She is kooky but seems like a nice lady….Oussama needs his remaining tooth knocked out.

[Zombness]

Just now, judylo said:

Oussama was scary with that ultimatum. Poor Debbie.

He had that Bettlejuice look on him.

[Frozendiva]

Debbi should call her son and get a plane ticket outta there. Sleep with the passport locked up or under the pillow.

[Zombness]

Looks like the donkey scene is next week....   Good night !!!!!

Edited April 17, 2023 by Zombness
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[Hotel Snarker]

Welp…that’s all for this slog of a round. Until we meet again next time…hope to see you around the forums. Gather tomorrow for a wretched recap of Lidia and her chicken feet. Have a nice week, snarkers! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The snark was the perfect way to end the second night of a long weekend. Patriots Day tomorrow up here in the Commonwealth of MA. Looks like I still have a few hours to train before the marathon. Look for me on Heartbreak Hill. Love you all! Adieu.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Well there it is…Oussama wants the green card!

And a wife who won't last long. 

A friend of mine married a much-older lady 19 years ago...now he is unhappily caring for a very ill spouse...and no longer feels like she is disposable. He loves her...it's so sad.

[Eldemarge]

Good night, all!  My crush flies in from Orlando this Friday on my birthday so I miiiight be around next week, but I might not.  If not, you know why! Wish me luck.  When I return, I might be a disillusioned mess OR disgustingly in love, who knows.  

But either way, you guys are always the best!

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

And a wife who won't last long. 

A friend of mine married a much-older lady 19 years ago...now he is unhappily caring for a very ill spouse...and no longer feels like she is disposable. He loves her...it's so sad.

I wonder if Jenny and Sumit will have the same fate.

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Good night, all!  My crush flies in from Orlando this Friday on my birthday so I miiiight be around next week, but I might not.  If not, you know why! Wish me luck.  When I return, I might be a disillusioned mess OR disgustingly in love, who knows.  

But either way, you guys are always the best!

Happy birthday 🎊🎁🎈 

Here’s to NOT having shitty Danielle at your party.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Good night, all!  My crush flies in from Orlando this Friday on my birthday so I miiiight be around next week, but I might not.  If not, you know why! Wish me luck.  When I return, I might be a disillusioned mess OR disgustingly in love, who knows.  

But either way, you guys are always the best!

Have fun and we expect details when you return!

[judylo]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

And a wife who won't last long. 

A friend of mine married a much-older lady 19 years ago...now he is unhappily caring for a very ill spouse...and no longer feels like she is disposable. He loves her...it's so sad.

Whaddya mean, she won’t last long? Stop with the ageism! I’m 68 and quite a few of us here are around the same age, do you expect us not to last long? Sheesh.

[Bees52]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nobody seems to be missing Daniele. Go figure.

Of course not, there was cake! It looked  a little small to serve all the people there, but there was cake!

Ok, time for me to catch up on all the snark I missed out on. Have a great week, y'all. ✌️❤️

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Good night, all!  My crush flies in from Orlando this Friday on my birthday so I miiiight be around next week, but I might not.  If not, you know why! Wish me luck.  When I return, I might be a disillusioned mess OR disgustingly in love, who knows.  

But either way, you guys are always the best!

Happy birthday!! And have fun with the crush :). 

[Bees52]

4 hours ago, greekmom said:

it's in May (the Tell All).

Debbie looks like Ric Flair.

Nicole looks more whiter than ever. Girl get a tan.

Gabe should have left the facial hair.

Kris looks even trashier. 

Jen needs to get her look in this decade.

Wait. I'm watching the repeat and still missed this promo! Glad you gave descriptions.

Debbie as Ric Flair? Whoo!

 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 hours ago, Bees52 said:

Debbie as Ric Flair? Whoo!

I wonder how many peacocks had to contribute to that big ass feather thingy Debs Flair is totin’.

[Pepper Mostly]

14 hours ago, Emmeline said:

Ted Lasso is so good, enjoy!

Oh, I know, I've already seen it three times! My son doesn't have Apple TV so now that he's unemployed we make him come over and watch. He loves it. He's all "why am I Ted?". Note: He is Ted. 

14 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is all fake drama. I’m not buying a minute of the “don’t have the proper documents” story. They just needed the next plot bump.

Sharp writer's room Bible: "Plot line number three--lack of documents! Guaranteed to extend drama for at least three episodes. See also: Kenny and Armando.

13 hours ago, Drogo said:

Tell Nothing looking juicyyyyyy.

Don't be fooled. 

13 hours ago, Gobi said:

Why isn't the daughter covered up? Asking for Natalie.

Morocco is a bit more open. And isn't it always the older folks who tend to embrace tradition and custom? I'll bet when the daughter hits middle age she'll cover as well. 

13 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My anecdote: Because the weather was so warm earlier this week, I slept with the windows open. At around 5:30am, my dog starts barking like someone was breaking into the house. Turns out she heard the wild turkeys gobbling as they walked through the backyard. Fucking turkeys are around all the time.

We have turkeys around here too! One stopped traffic in front of my house the other day as he strutted majestically across the street. 

13 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Cobra chickens here aka Canada Goose.

Those things are a fucking menace. They have murder in their beady little eyes. 

13 hours ago, Gobi said:

No, no, no! You're supposed to flounce out of the Tell All!

This was her Practice Flounce.

12 hours ago, Eldemarge said:

Good night, all!  My crush flies in from Orlando this Friday on my birthday so I miiiight be around next week, but I might not.  If not, you know why! Wish me luck.  When I return, I might be a disillusioned mess OR disgustingly in love, who knows.  

But either way, you guys are always the best!

I am breathlessly waiting for a full report! Have a wonderful time! 

Sorry I missed the chat, peeps, it was FIRE. See you tonight for Idiots in Paradise!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Don't be fooled. 

Don’t worry. We won’t get fooled again. (screams)

[Suzywriter]

20 hours ago, judylo said:

Whaddya mean, she won’t last long? Stop with the ageism! I’m 68 and quite a few of us here are around the same age, do you expect us not to last long? Sheesh.

I'm in the same agegroup @judylo.  I was talking about his expectations. I've never seen the group so touchy.

45 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t worry. We won’t get fooled again. (screams)

Meet the new boss...

[My Girls]

Are we doing the Love in Paradise chat here?

 

[Eldemarge]

59 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Are we doing the Love in Paradise chat here?

 

Here ya go, friend:  Enjoy!

[GrammyPammy]

On 4/16/2023 at 7:41 PM, magemaud said:

Randi looks like a witch 

 

Edited April 19, 2023 by GrammyPammy

[Hotel Snarker]

8 hours ago, GrammyPammy said:

 

Jen, Randi, and Myra could have played the Sanderson sisters in the new Hocus Pocus recently. They missed the opportunity!