90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Polar Coconut flavored Seltzer Water 👍

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

PC just brought out a cranberry ginger ale water and it is delicious 

PC? Who is this PC? I must have this water!

[Frozendiva]

Kris could not bring her own toothpaste?

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh it’s water so zero calories. 

i'm going to go to the superstore tomorrow!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I assume it is like the ginger ale flavored water. No calories. The Cola one was a miss. 

Oh I like the Cola one….what missed the mark for you?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Car accident...darting eyes...facial muscle wasting...pain pain pain pain

The addiction bingo card is filling up. 

Yeah she's looking a lot like an episode of "Intervention"

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Kris could not bring her own toothpaste?

She said the airline lost it.

[Suzywriter]

Oh, shut up, Jazz.

[charmed1]

Wait a minute. She was in the hospital after being in a car accident and then she was in a car accident on the way home from the hospital? I’m getting scammer vibes.

[Zombness]

Kris is an addiction case .

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I am not familiar ...

Kidding! I know their songs. But P Diddy is also in it. He's the guy in the production booth. 

Oh, and, uh, Kelis! I forgot the Milkshake Girl’s name for years, dammit!

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I remember P Diddy when he was Puff Daddy and released "I'll be missing you" around the time my bf did himself in. I haven't heard a thing he's done since. He still looks pretty good. 

I used to always change the station or turn the channel whenever Puff Daddy came on. I just HATED his shitty rapping and music. I remember when that song was a huge hit. It made me not want to go out to parties during the nighttime. I only came out of my quaint little apartment to shop at the grocery store in the wee morning hours…and the only TV show I would watch was Seinfeld.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Kris could not bring her own toothpaste?

It was confiscated at the airport.

Just now, Zombness said:

Kris is an addiction case .

And she has called Joe Bornstein more than once. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Kris could not bring her own toothpaste?

She just needed an excuse to go to the pharmacy to see what was over the counter in Columbia.

Just my guess.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Another traveler that thinks the TSA rules don't apply to her.  

 

So, Jazz and her mother don't think going on national TV and announcing you're attending Harvard would tell a stalker where she is?     

Edited February 27, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Zombness]

Well, Kris can get her beak nose fixed in Colombia.  They have very good plastic surgeons and it is cheap compared to the US.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh, and, uh, Kelis! I forgot the Milkshake Girl’s name for years, dammit!

I used to always change the station or turn the channel whenever Puff Daddy came on. I just HATED his shitty rapping and music. I remember when that song was a huge hit. It made me not want to go out to parties during the nighttime. I only came out of my quaint little apartment to shop at the grocery store in the wee morning hours…and the only TV show I would watch was Seinfeld.

I have never seen an episode of Seinfield! This is now a point of pride for me. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG. Night terrors. Mint allergies. Chronic neck pain.

Kris is totally one of those people you see on social media who is always posting about their latest ailment. Like, just go live in a bubble if you literally can’t handle anything.

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh I like the Cola one….what missed the mark for you?

Maybe I got a bad box but it didn’t taste like cola anything. Something off about it. Gave my cousins 2 cans to try and they didn’t like it.

[Shelbie]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

PC? Who is this PC? I must have this water!

You need to come to Canada. 

[magemaud]

Jazz, dear, EVERYBODY knows you go to Harvard!
(and have a new vagina which was last year’s drinking game word) 

[Doublemint]

OK I've never seen anyone walking around with a metal headband screwed to their head with attached bars for over a year - and I've seen plenty.   I'm calling bull - she's invented a cure that's (1) weird and (2) expensive.   She doesn't want the mini operation that will help her because she's addicted.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Well, Kris can get her beak nose fixed in Colombia.  They have very good plastic surgeons and it is cheap compared to the US.

And she'll probably get lots and lots of painkillers! Score!

[kacesq]

Jazz’s mom wears extensions right?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Jazz, dear, EVERYBODY knows you go to Harvard!
(and have a new vagina which was last year’s drinking game word) 

What she does when she goes to Harvard is anybody's guess. 

[Frozendiva]

No towels, toilet paper, and heat?

[greekmom]

Did the fucker steal stuff from his parents for the love nest with Jen?

 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I have never seen an episode of Seinfield! This is now a point of pride for me. 

I tried a few times, and can't make it through a show.   It's just stupid to me.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

OK I've never seen anyone walking around with a metal headband screwed to their head with attached bars for over a year - and I've seen plenty.   I'm calling bull - she's invented a cure that's (1) weird and (2) expensive.   She doesn't want the mini operation that will help her because she's addicted.

Sounds like it would cause bone loss, scarring and infection, not to mention every kind of complication. I'm not a medical person, but that's my guess. 

[Gobi]

"So I got lucky. Just not the way I wanted to get lucky."

[kacesq]

This chick is way too impressed with herself. She thinks she’s adorable.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

This chick is way too impressed with herself. She thinks she’s adorable.

Please be more specific.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have Jen’s hat in purple. Bought it at The Paper Store a few years ago.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Car accident...darting eyes...facial muscle wasting...pain pain pain pain

The addiction bingo card is filling up. 

Also, dating a girl in Colombia.

[magemaud]

Could India be one of those countries where the sewers can’t handle TP and you have to throw it out separately? 

[goofygirl]

That's the way to warm it up Jen. Do some dang yoga... OUTDOORS!!

[kacesq]

This is beyond boring.

[mmecorday]

I was unaware that it got really cold in India. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, if its India, it must be yoga. Jesus, show. 

Buy some fucking towels and toilet paper, jackass. Can the poses.

[Gobi]

Jenny and Summeat did the sex yoga better.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Could India be one of those countries where the sewers can’t handle TP and you have to throw it out separately? 

Wouldn’t she ask how to use the toilet there?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rishi learned his yoga from Sumit’s mother. First yoga, then nasal floss. It’s a slippery slope.

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

PC? Who is this PC? I must have this water!

President’s Choice. It is the store brand but it is amazing. They have black label fancier sauces etc that are fantastic and much cheaper than other high quality brands. I guess it would be similar to Trader Joe ´s? https://www.presidentschoice.ca/

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I have never seen an episode of Seinfield! This is now a point of pride for me. 

Oh my GOD, you gotta be kidding me!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I was unaware that it got really cold in India. 

It gets cold in the north. Think Himalayas. The British used to go to northern hill stations in the summer. 

[mmecorday]

Fun fact! No one had ever heard of yoga before Gwyneth Paltrow started doing it. #theworldaccordingtogoop

[sainte-chapelle]

Next he whips out the nose floss

[Frozendiva]

https://www.presidentschoice.ca/new?navid=new

[greekmom]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Fun fact! No one had ever heard of yoga before Gwyneth Paltrow started doing it. #theworldaccordingtogoop

Sarcasm?

People have been doing yoga in the west since like the 60s-70s.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG. Night terrors. Mint allergies. Chronic neck pain.

Kris is totally one of those people you see on social media who is always posting about their latest ailment. Like, just go live in a bubble if you literally can’t handle anything.

I'm one of those million ailment people. The difference is that I shut up about it, unless I need ADA accommodation at work or someone is trying to kill me with pet hair.  Generally, I just say "I can't be around pets, wanna hang at my house instead?" and that's the end of it. Toothpaste, I would have just used some baking soda or a little soap (yes, soap) until we did a grocery run and I could grab some mintless paste. 

[Doublemint]

I want to smack her every time she says "like" and that Fry.