90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I took a 4 hour kayaking class with 11 other raw beginners yesterday. It was a 2 hour drive each way. It was like keystone cops meets bumper cars on water. 

I booked an 8 hour sea kayak class next weekend...but I'll try to make it home in time for the snark.

That sounds fun! I need a new hobby

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimbaaaly is so desperate for the yammy she has no dignity left.

[xls]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Teeth whitening ...only thing that needs fixing, Kimberly!

they still look yellow 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

All she needs is a good haircut. It would make a world of difference 

If he was sending enough of Kim’s money back home to support them she might

FTFY

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I took a 4 hour kayaking class with 11 other raw beginners yesterday. It was a 2 hour drive each way. It was like keystone cops meets bumper cars on water. 

I booked an 8 hour sea kayak class next weekend...but I'll try to make it home in time for the snark.

are your arms screaming?  Four hours is a LOT of paddling.

[Armchair Critic]

Kimbaaaly you still can't trust him, wake up fool.

[Angry Moldovan]

She ain’t nothing but a hound dog whining all the time

[magemaud]

“Are we really boyfriend and girlfriend? Can I write Mrs. Sojaboy in my notebook?” 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One of the things I truly love about you is your ability to see the bright side. 

Right? She needs to address that mop on her head YESTERDAY. And a visit to an esthetician would not hurt. And a Stitch Fix subscription. And therapy. Lots of therapy. 

@Pepper Mostly, you covered every base and bought me a beer with that synopsis!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I'm waiting for a loud NEIGH to issue forth from Kimbaaaaly.  

DEAD

[Frozendiva]

Is she paying for the trip or will Usman foot the bill?

[Maybeitsme]

I feel like her friends are not going to be supportive 😕 

[Suzywriter]

Friend Vanessa is quite pretty.

[Gobi]

"I can't even tote an aig!"

She is bat guano crazy.

Edited August 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Is she paying for the trip or will Usman foot the bill?

Silly! You know the answer to that. 

[endure]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

LOL. As if she has options.

She's such dude ha ha, can't wait to meet Usman's mama

[sainte-chapelle]

Good luck @Eldemarge I am sure you rocked it! Rooting for you.

[kacesq]

Can someone take away these ladies’ highlighters? I’m blinded here.

so Usman would have to accept Jamal but Kimberly can’t be bothered with his kids...checks out for this show.

[Armchair Critic]

Even with white teeth she still looks like the subway ghost in the movie Ghost.

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimbaaaly: “I’m going to propose to Usman.”

Squad 2.0: Stunned silence

Kimbaaaly: “I’m the first wife. I get all the good stuff.”

Squad 2.0: More stunned silence

[Eldemarge]

Last season:  "PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME!!"

This season:  "PLEASE MARRY ME!!!"

Therapy, Kim.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Is she paying for the trip or will Usman foot the bill?

Sharp.

[Frozendiva]

Kimbaaaaly, no man can make you happy. You have to be happy within on your own.

[xls]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I feel sorry for Kimbelly’s son, who seems to be a nice guy with a stupid mother who insists upon humiliating herself on national tv.

He's gorgeous & smart 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I took a 4 hour kayaking class with 11 other raw beginners yesterday. It was a 2 hour drive each way. It was like keystone cops meets bumper cars on water. 

I booked an 8 hour sea kayak class next weekend...but I'll try to make it home in time for the snark.

I'm signed up for surfing lessons at Zuma Beach on November 3(for my birthday), if anyone is in the area and wants a laugh!

[kacesq]

Libby sings now? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Kimbaaaaly, no man can make you happy. You have to be happy within on your own.

When she says "man" she means "yammy yammy". 

[kacesq]

Kadouche Brown’s hair gets worse every season....

[sainte-chapelle]

A.  A singing career? Dude no. That is a hobby

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimbaaaaaly trying to act like the cool girl. We aren’t doing that anymore.

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, endure said:

She's such dude ha ha, can't wait to meet Usman's mama

Didn’t we meet her when Baby Girl Lisa did? Mama rejected BGL but kept the goat 

Edited August 29, 2022 by magemaud

[endure]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Can someone take away these ladies’ highlighters? I’m blinded here.

so Usman would have to accept Jamal but Kimberly can’t be bothered with his kids...checks out for this show.

yes, blinding, I thought it was the foreheads

[Auntie Anxiety]

What exactly is the “good stuff” that Kimbelly alluded to? I need specifics. Well, maybe not TOO specific.

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimbaaaly walking away like it’s a Tell-All.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Kadouche Brown’s hair gets worse every season....

They got another season? I guess they are going to milk that TLC money until the last kid is grown.

[Suzywriter]

I'm actually kind of interested in seeing the hard-faced sister wife walk away from Worm Hair aka 'white Bilal'.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sharp.

Alternative theory, they’re scamming TLC to pick up the check.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Kimbaaaly walking away like it’s a Tell-All.

She’s practicing for her close-up.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Kimbaaaly walking away like it’s a Tell-All.

First flounce of the season!!!!

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, kacesq said:

You know...like...you know....women are like emotional...

Send the bong this way @Auntie Anxiety

I was walking the other day and was stuck on a sidewalk behind a girl who was walking very very slowly. Because she was simultaneously on a call where she said like, like, like so many times. I got so annoyed I starting saying like aloud too LOL hoping she would hear me and stop. It didn't work, sigh. 

[sainte-chapelle]

@Pepper Mostlyyou forgot one think about Lisa 2.0. New sexy nighties that don’t look like they came from the tween section at Walmart 

[Angry Moldovan]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Best of luck!!

Fingers and toes crossed

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What exactly is the “good stuff” that Kimbelly alluded to? I need specifics. Well, maybe not TOO specific.

Love, African Style!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What exactly is the “good stuff” that Kimbelly alluded to? I need specifics. Well, maybe not TOO specific.

Some intern is taking notes right now for the tell-all, never fear. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Kimbaaaaly, no man can make you happy. You have to be happy within on your own.

I was soooo much happier when my man was living. He definitely made me happy.

[Doublemint]

I had cataract surgery Thursday - maybe that's what Kimbaaly needs to correct her misguided impression of her hotness and beauty.   Just a suggestion Kimba.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, look, Eleanor is still rocking her cute, trademark blocky head.

Edited August 29, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t mind the medical shows. Losing hair as a female especially is a blow to self esteem and if people can get the care they need I am all for it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Tampa Trash!

[kacesq]

Libby 4 years of marriage is not the accomplishment you seem to think it is.