90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ellie is being given a huge dose of reality. How does it taste, dear?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Trick or Treating began here about 3:30 and by 5:30 we’d gone through our Costco bag of 150 assorted chocolate bars. Other years I would have panicked and gone out for more, but we decided just to shut off the porch light and declare Halloween 2021 over. 

My daughter and son-in-law both had their Moderna booster shots yesterday and felt crappy all day today, so no one could take my grandson out in his costume. Fortunately he’s too young to miss it. 

I had the Moderna booster last Sunday.   After the show I got so sick, feaver, chills, headache for 3 days, etc.   It came as a surprise.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I’m not pumped about staying at a home with no major utilities…”

So, visit a place that was devastated by a Cat 5 hurricane then.

[Grifter Lives]

Ellie likes the idea, but not the reality, of being a sugar mama.

[kacesq]

Ellie is not cut out for this kind of work is she?

[magemaud]

Scrawny Victor looks like a human skeleton. Happy Halloween! 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I had the Moderna booster last Sunday.   After the show I got so sick, feaver, chills, headache for 3 days, etc.   It came as a surprise.

fever, fever -   (sorry).

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And there's a sentence I bet you never could have imagined typing

Weep into his pillow and pine for her. 

@Emmeline, thinking of you and hoping you and your family find peace. 

Hi everyone! Happy Halloween from beautiful Salem, Massachusetts! We'll be clearing the streets in a few hours and peace will reign once more. 

See any witches flying over Salem tonight? 

[Emmeline]

What the hell, Ari’s mother is a “B”.  She wants Ari to promise to have all medical procedures in the US.  It takes 2 to produce a child.  It shouldn’t be up to their daughter the princess only.  The kid has a father too.

Had Kenny and Armando ever talked about moving to the US?  I know it was probably almost impossible during the previous administration but that might have changed now.  Especially if they marry.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Why did Ellie go to Provedencia? All she’s doing is whining and rubbing the fact that she pays for everything in Victor’s face. She should have stayed home while he cleaned up.

[mmecorday]

Yes, there's water, but it probably has a lot of sewage in it, so boil that shit before you drink it.

[kacesq]

Ah...the fantasy has met the reality for Pizza Lady.

here for it!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What is the sister’s name?

 

Bitchy McBitcherson.

Tick the "creepy, over invested sibling" square on your Bingo cards! 

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Janice is doing a great job turning Areola against Bini. 

Right? "He needs to stay away from those bad influences" as she tsk tsks, more in sorrow than in anger. 

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

If Ari stays, in a couple of years the kid won’t even know he’s Ethiopian.

yes Janice...no bad influences in the USA. We’re perfect!

And by "bad influences" she means "black people". 

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"If he continues to behave like this . . . "  Like what Ari?

 

He sometimes doesn't answer his phone. What a bastard. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay Ellie, I get that it’s frustrating but also he just survived a natural disaster and everything that he has built has fallen apart. If she wants to be support maybe ask instead of just injecting your opinion right now.

[mmecorday]

Note to Pizza Lady: don't volunteer for the Red Cross or work for FEMA. Stick to making pizza.

[OneGuy]

"Second thoughts" might be a new bingo square.

[kacesq]

OMG Sister Wives got renewed??????? put a fork in them, TLC. 

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I treated myself to the holiday Dior Taupe Ipsahan lipstick. A brownish red that looks like an all day shade. Also have my eye on the Sparkling Peony one.

You are talking my language. I got caramel apple sparkle/pumpkin spice nail dips done yesterday. They are smashing.

[Doublemint]

Oh God, Sister Wives is Baaaack - like a horror movie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ellie needs a peeny colada, stat!

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

What the hell, Ari’s mother is a “B”.  She wants Ari to promise to have all medical procedures in the US.  It takes 2 to produce a child.  It shouldn’t be up to their daughter the princess only.  The kid has a father too.

Had Kenny and Armando ever talked about moving to the US?  I know it was probably almost impossible during the previous administration but that might have changed now.  Especially if they marry.  

One factor is Armando wants Hannah to have her grandparents, and other relatives in her life.   Plus, Mexico is so much cheaper than the U.S.     I also think in Florida Kenny's family would all be back on his dime for everything, and taking all of his time too.   

[For Cereals]

Can Ellie and Kenny be put on an island together?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ellie is upset because she sees her savings falling into a bottomless pit.

[Maybeitsme]

Unfortunately it will probably be years before things get back to normal on the island.  She should cut her losses and go home. Maybe he could come to the states.  Looks like that dream life of pizza place in paradise ain't gonna happen Ellie 

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi Snarkers,

I’ve been MIA over the past 3 weeks for 90D and Love After Lockup. I’ve been having a rough time, my brother passed away unexpectedly and my mom’s health isn’t good. 
 

Hoping these idiots will make me laugh tonight. And I always love reading all your comments. 
 

Happy Halloween. 

So sorry for your rough time. 

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

What is the sister’s name?

 

Kristin. She kind of reminds me of Alex on “Modern Family” 

[Trackdawg]

20 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi Snarkers,

I’ve been MIA over the past 3 weeks for 90D and Love After Lockup. I’ve been having a rough time, my brother passed away unexpectedly and my mom’s health isn’t good. 
 

Hoping these idiots will make me laugh tonight. And I always love reading all your comments. 
 

Happy Halloween. 

@hookedontv, so sorry for your loss. Hang in there ❤️. I can personally (and recently) attest to the healing powers of snark 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

You are talking my language. I got caramel apple sparkle/pumpkin spice nail dips done yesterday. They are smashing.

I try to get one piece from the holiday collection each year. Sometimes two. Just a little luxury for myself.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Can Ellie and Kenny be put on an island together?

I bet Kenny can have an inexpensive sunset beach wedding in Providencia that won’t last 6 hours. 

[charmed1]

If my home was destroyed, the last thing I’d be concerned about is making sure I’m being hospitable to some bug-eyed secks  tourist. Victor’s responses didn’t sound rude to me at all. She needs to get over herself.

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Oh God, Sister Wives is Baaaack - like a horror movie.

Back, and falling apart. One by one they realize that their contempt for phony-hair Kody is all that the wives have to hang onto.

Except for the round wife--can't remember her name. She never did seem to like him, and always has a bargain that brings her more freedom and more $$.

[Auntie Anxiety]

New season of 600 Lb. Life. Holy hell.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Looks like that dream life of pizza place in paradise ain't gonna happen Ellie 

But, but. . . She brought all the spices!

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ellie is upset because she sees her savings falling into a bottomless pit.

Ellie needs some Premarin, STAT. 

[Frozendiva]

Did Mama Sumit poison the food?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny has been vomiting. Maybe she’s pregnant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kacesq]

Mom Sumit has the best facial expressions.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

See any witches flying over Salem tonight? 

Salem is well populated with witches at all times! Today (and for the last month) our streets have teemed with costumed tourists! They'll be broomed out of town by 11 tonight, and peace will reign once more. But a splendid time's been had by all!

 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

New season of 600 Lb. Life. Holy hell.

YAY!! I LIVE for that show!

[mmecorday]

I'll bet that clarified butter made Jenny sick. Just like it made Tony Soprano sick.

Man, I miss "The Sopranos."

[Frozendiva]

I stay in bed if I have serious diarrhea and am vomiting for hours.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mother Sumit put something in Jenny’s food.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sumit is a KILLER.

[Grifter Lives]

Mama Sumit to Jenny: Suck it up, Buttercup.

[kacesq]

She really doesn’t look any different from when she’s “well.”

[OneGuy]

"Show us your vomit.  Show us your diarrhea."

[rideashire]

Mother sumit: I can shit myself five times a day and still do all the house work three times over. No excuse!!

Edited November 1, 2021 by rideashire

[Suzywriter]

Mother Sumit is a bitch and a half. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenny has been vomiting. Maybe she’s pregnant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aaaaaand, now I'm dead.

[Hotel Snarker]

Maybe she’s pregnant?