90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed pulls a George Costanza and knocks everyone over fleeing the restaurant.

[SunnyBeBe]

Lucky underwear on a guy! Please…..

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oy vey, that’s her date? He really went all out.

He looks like he’s there to do Deb’s termite inspection 

[Pepper Mostly]

HIS LUCKY UNDERWEAR. Kill me now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s raining on Ed’s parade. How symbolic.

[Gobi]

Pred's date is going to end with a bang. Just not the type of bang he wanted.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This Jay is certainly a raconteur. 

Very loquacious.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Did Ed just say “I’ve been Mexican all my life?” As opposed to a couple of years in the 80s when he was…Irish? The hell? Also, close your damn robe, you piglet. That’s your MOTHER. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

He looks like he’s there to do Deb’s termite inspection 

DEAD

[SunnyBeBe]

She’s too old for Ed.  I can feel it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Did he just say he's been Mexican all his life?!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Run for your life, Kaory. Away from Ed. He’s as bad as the impending gunfight.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Did he just say he's been Mexican all his life?!?

A jumping bean?

[Pepper Mostly]

Kaory: Ed is a little red man. Very red. So much red. 

[Bees52]

Evidently Kaory hasn't seen ANY of Ed's tv reality footage. She's excited to meet him! Poor lady, good luck...

Bleh!

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO his red shirt combined with his red skin is like a flame

[Gobi]

So, he brings new age gifts to a woman who writes Christian books. Moron.

Edited April 12, 2022 by Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kaory: Ed is a little red man. Very red. So much red. 

So far I like her I think she is cute, how old is she?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

LMAO his red shirt combined with his red skin is like a flame

Tomato with hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

"The mystic rocks"? Holy shit. 

She looks 22. Ed likes that. The younger the better. 

[OneGuy]

"You look 22.  You look very young."  This is Ed talking himself into this date.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed wants her to frolic in the pool in the bikini he bought for her. AFTER she shaves her legs.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

LMAO his red shirt combined with his red skin is like a flame

He's just a rotten tomato!

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ed fled like he saw a shower rat.

[Hotel Snarker]

You got Rose a toothbrush and mouthwash, not a Gucci handbag.

[goofygirl]

Perfect.  Ed doesn't speak Spanish and Coyote doesn't speak English!  "Let's pray!"  That's what I'd be doing too if gunfire was going on where I was trying to eat a taco.

That was fun y'all!!! Have a great week everybody!

Edited April 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[sainte-chapelle]

No snark that is scary 

Edited April 12, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m sorry I made a smart comment about the lucky underwear.  That’s scary stuff!

[Mindthinkr]

Debbie’s date has to tell her that he has herpes. Yup. She picked a loser. 

[Hotel Snarker]

What the hell just happened?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what’s the Terminix guy’s secret? Erectile dysfunction? Or he’s just saying that to get out of sleeping with Debbie?

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed wants her to frolic in the pool in the bikini he bought for her. AFTER she shaves her legs.

I was just thinking that. He’s going to check those legs. Assuming those are acceptable to him, he’ll move on to another requirement.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So far I like her I think she is cute, how old is she?

I also think she's very cute, but I think she's about 40? Way too old for Ed. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

“You look 22.  You look very young.”

“Is your name Mahogany?” 

[OneGuy]

The previews every week are basically teasing the same content over and over.  Yet, here I am.  Goodnight all.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh fuck it is hose beast Angela 

[Gobi]

Well, I hear the sound of gunfire outside, so I guess its time to say adios for now.

Till next time. 

[sagittarius sue]

Good night all.

[Mindthinkr]

See y’all out there. Stay well and snark on. 

Edited April 12, 2022 by Mindthinkr

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, my friends, I guess we'll find out what happened in the Mexican restaurant next time! I hope you all had fun snarking as usual tonite! You all were on fire! Now, lemme get outta here because the old hag I'm scared of is on RN! I will see you all on Sunday for the new season! Will also see some of you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[magemaud]

Ed just soiled his lucky underwear 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

The previews every week are basically teasing the same content over and over.  Yet, here I am.  Goodnight all.

Resistance is futile. You're one of us now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hear the sound of Grangie and I’m done here. Have a happy week, kids.

[deirdra]

26 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It is HELLA rude to speak Spanish around Jesse. 

But Jesse smiles and looks attentive as if he understands Spanish, but he doesn't.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, friends, another night of unmitigated hilarity for the books. Thanks for all the guffaws, titters, chuckles and giggles. I love you all. Have a great week and see some of you die hards on Friday for Love After Lockup. 

[Bees52]

Good night all. Remember to keep track of your phone so you can use the translate app while running for cover! See ya next week, if I can recognize ya!✌️

 

[Tuneful]

Caca, I mean Cacua, has a gold grill on his front teeth. 

It just gets better and better.

That paraglide stuff made me want to throw up, I'm afraid of heights anyway and those contraptions looked rickety.  

[sagittarius sue]

31 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed's mother is just tucking into the pastelitos like gangbusters. You go, Mama Ed. 

I wasn't familiar with pastelitos, but after looking them up, they sound yummy!

[TazDevil]

I fast forward through PrEd and Jesse/Jenifffffer.  I was able to "watch" this episode in about 20 minutes.  You all are amazing for being able to sit through the entire thing!!

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, deirdra said:

But Jesse smiles and looks attentive as if he understands Spanish, but he doesn't.

I’m still laughing when I remember the steakhouse scene when Jesse confused the waiter with his poorly pronounced Spanish for “welcome” and “good day”