90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bread, gingerbread, and cranberry/dark chocolate chip cookies with a hint of orange. 

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is there a point to this?

This is pointless and is going nowhere. Did the editors go on strike or something?

[sainte-chapelle]

Debbie is a liar. She was calling Jess names while Colt was dating her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Oh! I forgot you were there, Fernanda! 

And that's what she was afraid of. She wants her moment in the sun. Even if its this tawdry, meretricious sham sun. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Sounds yummy!  I spent the morning packing gift boxes for service men with some friends in a group I belong to.   What did everyone else do today?   It's more interesting than the stupid show.

I got a haircut and somehow, the hairdresser must have heard me say I wanted a Boy’s Special, because that’s what happened. Then I went to Costco to buy stuff I don’t need.

[Hotel Snarker]

Vanessa gon' stand by her man.

[magemaud]

Big Ed gets another season of TSL? 

[Mindthinkr]

I went to the dentist today. It’s on par with tonight’s show. 

[Frozendiva]

It feels like this thing has be on for four hours already.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I got a haircut and somehow, the hairdresser must have heard me say I wanted a Boy’s Special, because that’s what happened

That you, Brittany? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jess is not helping herself here.

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why would Miss Low Libido of 2021 cheat? She can barely muster up the enthusiasm to bang her own guy, never mind another one. 

Colt and Vanessa's sex problems were waaaaaay TMI.

[Doublemint]

Gee, sorry girls,  Colt is taken!  He's off the market.

[goofygirl]

Sounds to me like Colt & Vanessa are a match made in heaven.  WHY are we still listening to Jess barely speak English?  Hasn't she been in the USA long enough to have gotten better with the English language?  Let's ask her!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I got a haircut and somehow, the hairdresser must have heard me say I wanted a Boy’s Special, because that’s what happened. Then I went to Costco to buy stuff I don’t need.

My father used to call that "a regular boy's haircut". He always said that what his mother told him to ask for at the barbershop. "Just tell them you want a regular boy's haircut!"

Since I've retired I spend most of my time buying things I don't need. Its a blast!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

It feels like this thing has be on for four hours already.

Dog hours.

[charmed1]

Nope to any Ghostbusters sequels. 

[Frozendiva]

My new Dior lipstick and some underwear arrived in the mail today.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Sounds to me like Colt & Vanessa are a match made in heaven.  WHY are we still listening to Jess barely speak English?  Hasn't she been in the USA long enough to have gotten better with the English language?  Let's ask her!

That could have made this show last 4 hours instead of 3! 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Gee, sorry girls,  Colt is taken!  He's off the market.

Good. That should mean the whole sorry lot of them should be off the show now, right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good news. My grandkids are going to Zoom call me in a couple of minutes. I’ll check back in later. Too bad I’ll be missing the even more boring interesting parts of tonight’s Tell All.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Nope to any Ghostbusters sequels. 

I think part of it was filmed in Alberta.

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie doing more fighting for Colt than his own wife is.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt has weird, skinny arms.

[Mindthinkr]

I heard the word pregnant. Who said that? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Debbie doing more fighting for Colt than his own wife is.

That's because Debbie is hammered. And LOVES being on TV. She knows what side her bread is buttered on. She knows the more obnoxious she is, the likelier she is to be invited back. 

[Gobi]

" Wow, dude! You're married? That's far out! "

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie: "You're a rat. But you and I, peace."
Shaun: "Congratulations."
I laughed hard at that exchange.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt has weird, skinny arms.

He's got a lot of miscellaneous weird body parts...

[charmed1]

Liz STFU. Kelly STFU. You two are bit players on this shit show. The equivalent of red shirt yeomans on the Starship Enterprise.

[magemaud]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

 

I heard the word pregnant. Who said that? 

 

Debbie said it to Vanessa but she said she isn’t 

[Bees52]

Shaun must be happy. The Tell All got an exclusive secret! Thus keeping her around to host more tell-alls.

Great going Coltee. 🙄

[Hotel Snarker]

This is such bullshit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys Jess is huge

[Frozendiva]

Jess' dress is atrocious.

[goofygirl]

Jess honey; get off the stage.  Take your tattoos on out the door. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who cares if Jess and Debbie "declare peace"? They literally have no reason to ever inhabit the same room again! NO ONE CARES. This is not the Paris Peace Talks! Its a bunch of stupid drunk people trying to monetize their fleeting, trashy fame. I cannot even with these fools. 

[Gobi]

Those thigh tattoos complement that dress so well.

[Hotel Snarker]

“So how are we feeling about this new marriage?” Okay, one more question like that and I’m out of here. Shaun is really sucking tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys Jess is huge

 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jess' dress is atrocious.

Her tatas were clearly trying to make a break for it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This is the phoniest fucking shit I have ever seen. None of these people can stand each other. No “peace” was made.

[magemaud]

Wow, this is almost as heartwarming as Mama Sumit and Jenny making peace last night 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jess' dress is atrocious.

And her hubby goes on TV wearing a tee shirt that looks like it came from Good Will's donation bin.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Wow, this is almost as heartwarming as Mama Sumit and Jenny making peace last night 

They can all be in a Hallmark holiday movie.

[OneGuy]

What else can they milk from this group?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“So how are we feeling about this new marriage?” Okay, one more question like that and I’m out of here. Shaun is really sucking tonight.

Reminds me of Dateline when they ask “How did you feel when you found out your loved one was murdered.” Gee….I dunno Andrea, I felt like eating some fucking cupcakes

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jess' dress is atrocious.

Her tatas were clearly trying to make a break for it. 

As was her hoo hah 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

What else can they milk from this group?

Someone's prostate?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

As was her hoo hah 

I know it’s mean to comment on weight but she looks a lot larger than she did when she was dating Colt. Now that she got her American she is letting herself go.

[Floatingbison]

12 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Gee, sorry girls,  Colt is taken!  He's off the market.

Colt and his tiny wang dang doodle.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

And her hubby goes on TV wearing a tee shirt that looks like it came from Good Will's donation bin.

They are such an odd match

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Wow, this is almost as heartwarming as Mama Sumit and Jenny making peace last night 

I'm sensing the beginning of a new trend. Peace breaks out!