90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[seasons]

How does Jess seem to have all this confidence when she looks like 10 pounds of sausage stuffed into a five pound bag?

Ugh, give it up with debbie.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

N/A

 

Edited November 9, 2021 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

The look on Kelly's face is everything. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here because I ran out of paper clips to alphabetize, but when I look at the panel of contestants, I realize that I don’t give a shit about any of them.

[Doublemint]

Shaun's got complete control - a voice of reason.   Especially when she puts her hand up.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, Azan or Yazan? For a second I was thinking the dude who was with Nicole had tea on eyelashes.

Lol yes it was a typo Yazan is correct

[Frozendiva]

Why is Colt petting his ugly beard?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Shaun's got complete control - a voice of reason.   Especially when she puts her hand up.

Some people just command any room that they are in.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why is Colt petting his ugly beard?

Nobody else will.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why is Colt petting his ugly beard?

Because he can’t pet something else on tv. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I get that the self-respect bar is fairly low here, but how embarrassing to have a parent catfight with an ex on national TV.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Debbie, come on. Jess went after him when he was vulnerable and made him fall in love with her? I can’t.

Maybe vulnerability equals arousal/attraction in Debbie's world? Idk

[goofygirl]

Why are we still going on with this Coltee Jess business??  She's MARRIED.  WHO CARES IF SHE IS STILL PISSED OFF AT COLT??

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Some people just command any room that they are in.

Shaun's somewhat stunned expression, like she's just been clocked with a frying pan, is masterful hosting. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m kinda with Debbie on this one. Jess is married. Why the fuck is she even here?

Is this Jerry Springer ?  Debbie did start the name calling though.   She isn’t someone who needs defending 

Edited November 9, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shaun's somewhat stunned expression, like she's just been clocked with a frying pan, is masterful hosting. 

She worked with an acting coach for five hours to perfect that look. Next week, she’s moving on to spit takes.

Edited November 9, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[magemaud]

Shaun: “Did you lie to me Vanessa?”

Vanessa: “Ummm...”

Judge Judy: “Um is not an answer.”

I wish JJ was the moderator! 

[Frozendiva]

Too bad Larissa was fired. She'd also be there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does this actually go on for three hours? I’m ready to bail and I’ve only been watching for about 10 minutes.

[Gobi]

Only two hours and forty minutes to go.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does this actually go on for three hours? I’m ready to bail and I’ve only been watching for about 10 minutes.

I’m already beginning to yawn. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why the fuck is Ja  rule proposing with a toolbox?

[Hotel Snarker]

This is reminding me of just how much I dislike Debbie. Yuck.

[Gobi]

Is there a point to this?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does this actually go on for three hours? I’m ready to bail and I’ve only been watching for about 10 minutes.

I will definitely not last 3 hours, and neither will. the charge in my laptop. I'm tired today (up early and lots of baking) and unless we get some good juicy shit asap Imma bail too. This is a fucking bore. 

 

[OneGuy]

This is compelling television.  I'm glad I tuned in.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why the fuck is Ja  rule proposing with a toolbox?

Because he's a tool?

[Doublemint]

My CC said Shaun stammers.   That sums it up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I will definitely not last 3 hours, and neither will. the charge in my laptop. I'm tired today (up early and lots of baking) and unless we get some good juicy shit asap Imma bail too. This is a fucking bore. 

 

Baking? What did you bake? 

[charmed1]

I agree with Velma. STFU Dabby! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there a point to this?

If there is, its shrouded in mystery. Or someone at Sharp is hammered. 

[OneGuy]

Debbie talks like she's got a dental dam in her mouth.

[goofygirl]

Big Egg is sure barking up the wrong tree calling Colt a "Mama's boy".  I think Eggie Beggie is a Mama's boy as well.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shaun getting indignant that liars cast on this show lie to her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt, no one wants you to "show yourself". Ew.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Baking? What did you bake? 

Bread, gingerbread, and cranberry/dark chocolate chip cookies with a hint of orange. 

[Frozendiva]

Why does Jess care?

[sainte-chapelle]

Sooo Vannessa is a cheater too? I didn’t know that. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Pred needs to mind his own business… 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I forgot that Danielle is there. If I had Smell-o-vision, I’d have remembered.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why would Miss Low Libido of 2021 cheat? She can barely muster up the enthusiasm to bang her own guy, never mind another one. 

[Bees52]

Jess has been waiting FOREVER to confront everybody in person and yell at them. Hopefully after this she'll have closure.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I forgot that Danielle is there. If I had Smell-o-vision, I’d have remembered.

SAVAGE!

[OneGuy]

Even with this quality of characters, it's amazing to me how proud they seem of cheating on significant others.  It's disgusting.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt, no one wants you to "show yourself". Ew.

Bread, gingerbread, and cranberry/dark chocolate chip cookies with a hint of orange. 

Sounds yummy!  I spent the morning packing gift boxes for service men with some friends in a group I belong to.   What did everyone else do today?   It's more interesting than the stupid show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed: No one is interested in the CASUAL damage? 

I think he meant collateral? But I’m so bored that I didn’t listen to the next sentence.

[Gobi]

"I'm sorry you're a human being."

[Mindthinkr]

A jar of Mayo….I’m dying 😂😂😂

[goofygirl]

For the love of JEEBUS!! Can we stop this shit?

[magemaud]

Oh! I forgot you were there, Fernanda! 

[charmed1]

“I’m a liar, dude.” Clearly, Colt is not worried about future employment.