90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I am still recovering from nasalflossgate.

Oh god, me too. I'm audibly shuddering. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Coltee's face is super annoying.

Fixed that for you. 

Ed's going to allow one manly tear to slip down his greasy cheek. Its going to be a real test of our gag reflexes tonight, isn't it?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed creeping on Fern is ick

[Gobi]

I see that Ferngully brought her breasts.

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn. Ed starting shit right off the bat.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

In other news, the Big Boston Meetup, starring our very own dear @Angry Moldovan, has been cancelled. She came down with strep and is tucked up in bed sipping tea and pounding over the counter medications. She says she might try to join for a bit tonight though! 

Awww - too bad!

[charmed1]

Ew! Ed is so fucking gross! Fernanda’s mom is even too young for him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Molly thinks she’s in a James Bond movie. Why is she covered in gold?

[Hotel Snarker]

Who matched Molly’s foundation!? They did her dirty.

Praying for @Angry Moldovan to get better!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Awww - too bad!

But the good news is, when we reschedule, you might be able to join!

Brittany is in the bar, looking for an octogenarian with a fat wallet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Fern get your bare feet off the couch that is disgusting 

[Bees52]

Hey hey hey! It's 90 Day Family reunion time!

So far Big Egg is the most dramatic. No surprise there...

[charmed1]

I’m laughing maniacally every time this turd cries.

[OneGuy]

Ed's got the fake affect working tonight.

[mytmo]

Good Lord with all the crying

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Fern dressed like a cowgirl strip o gram?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I see that Ferngully brought her breasts.

She's proud of them. They cost Jonathan (remember him?) a pretty penny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨Ed, like Sumit, is a self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing liar who wouldn’t know the truth if it bit him on the ass. And his acting still sucks.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But the good news is, when we reschedule, you might be able to join!

Brittany is in the bar, looking for an octogenarian with a fat wallet.

Let's see......!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I’m laughing maniacally every time this turd cries.

You're savage! I like that in a person. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Fernanda saying Brittany is an intelligent woman has just shown me what bar Fernanda considers “intelligent” and it is extremely low.

[OneGuy]

She's probably crying from embarrassment.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Fern dressed like a cowgirl strip o gram?

Twelve minutes in and I am DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

Her comes low self esteem Liz. That woman is so broken.

[Gobi]

Gee, I sure hope Brit wasn't in another ATV accident.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anyone missing Brittney? Bueller? Bueller?

[Frozendiva]

How rude for Brittany to be late.

[charmed1]

I can see the crease lines from Vanessa’s flat iron. She should’ve gone to a professional hairdresser. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany's empty chair stays on set in mute reproach.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed crying about being in love with Liz one second and then saying he would love to hook up with Fernanda a second later.

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I’m laughing maniacally every time this turd cries.

Me too.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

How rude for Brittany to be late.

She is the star of the show don’t ya know. Everyone is waiting with bated breath for our sugar baby to turn up.

[Gobi]

Danielle will bring up her odor in 3....2....1

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt brought his pecker pictures in the event that the producer needs something to fill up Brittney’s allotted time.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Vanessa answered a question without mentioning Colt's insatiable sex drive? Is that even allowed?

[OneGuy]

Danielle talks like she has a mouth full of food.

[charmed1]

Did Kelly lose weight or is the beard hiding things?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Danielle will bring up her odor in 3....2....1

Even though she doesn’t like to talk about it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed loves to rush the relationship. So naturally they broke up already. Why waste time?

[Bees52]

Even if Danielle had moved on from Mohammad, y'all going to make sure to remind her. 🙄

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz face looks very bloated and she speaks like she has marbles in her mouth. I wonder if she has some health issues.

[Gobi]

"You were planning to move in together. What happened?"

 " The drugs wore off. "

[Frozendiva]

She should have watched the Rose footage.

[OneGuy]

Ed thoughtfully ponders Liz's words.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany's empty chair stays on set in mute reproach.

DEAD!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Danielle talks like she has a mouth full of food.

She probably does. All that catering backstage is so tempting and she doesn't want anything to go to waste!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Danielle talks like she has a mouth full of food.

My mother used to call that talking like you have a mouthful of hot potatoes.

[Frozendiva]

Awww. Poor Ed and his mayonnaise soaked tears.

[Mindthinkr]

Is that red spot in front of Ed’s left ear a big zit or abscess? Yuck. 

[mytmo]

Ed has the shape and personality of a butt plug

[sainte-chapelle]

“ I want to keep my friends” ummm I’m married and kept my friends. Red flags everywhere 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Liz face looks very bloated and she speaks like she has marbles in her mouth. I wonder if she has some mental health issues.

FTFY