90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jesus, will Danielle ever move on?

What’s the obsession with talking about smelly vadges?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whatever happened to just light conversation on the first or second date?

Right? Favorite movies, your dog, funny stories about your kids. 

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Dinyell? Oh gawd not the smelly vagina trope again?

Well, there's a sentence I bet you thought you'd never type. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Robert: "Separate check, please."

"Taxi!" 

[Gobi]

Robert: " Well, good luck in your future endeavors, Dani. "

[Auntie Anxiety]

Robert: I’m a slow person. <insert your own joke here>

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s the obsession with talking about smelly vadges?

Welcome to her vagina.

[Angry Moldovan]

Are you going to show him your mugshot Dinyell?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Well, that was fun" says Danielle's date, through clenched teeth.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Are you going to show him your mugshot Dinyell?

At least the mugshot is odor-free.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Robert: "Separate check, please."

Robert is a saint.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

Welcome to her vagina.

It gets worse there day by day.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Well, that was fun" says Danielle's date, through clenched teeth.

I don’t know I think he might be into it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Danielle is so fucking cringe.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Danielle is so fucking cringe.

She has the mentality of a 14 year old emo boy

[Bees52]

Robert says, "There's no baggage that can stop a good relationship." Oh, she'll find something to test that, I'm sure she will.

[Hotel Snarker]

Robert is too normal, he doesn't belong on this show.

[mytmo]

That music for Molly. "That cold black heart"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooh, that looks like my porch. I need to sweep the leaves and acorns off but I’m too busy doing nothing all day every day.

[Mindthinkr]

Yes Molly. Tell you don’t want to have children while he is raking up your leaves. 
Perfect timing. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Robert says, "There's no baggage that can stop a good relationship." Oh, she'll find something to test that, I'm sure she will.

Baggage? She has a storage unit!

[Angry Moldovan]

So Molly is still looking for a live in manny I see

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

What’s the obsession with talking about smelly vadges?

IKR? WHY DID DANIELLE BRING THIS UP!? If I were Danielle I would simply never tell anyone my ex said my cooch stank.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Molly. Shut upee! 

She's doing the thing she did with Luis. "Will you pack Kinslee's lunch and take her to school and be her dad?" STOP IT.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I feel like Ive seen this scene on every 90Day iteration.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooh, that looks like my porch. I need to sweep the leaves and acorns off but I’m too busy doing nothing all day every day.

My exception to that is I have cats. They keep me busy with their whims.
They are demanding. 😂

[Frozendiva]

Kelly, if you want your own kids, find someone else.

[Hotel Snarker]

If someone I was dating said “I’ve chosen you to have my children,” I’d yeet myself right out that.

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[OneGuy]

How many of these people learned what they know about procreation from the reluctant gym teacher in 6th grade?

[Gobi]

Does anyone on these shows have even a basic knowledge of human reproduction?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooh, that looks like my porch. I need to sweep the leaves and acorns off but I’m too busy doing nothing all day every day.

Oh I hear you sister. Today? I had to make one phone call to straighten out a Medicare thing. And take the clothes out of the dryer. I was done with my tasks by about 8:30 this morning. Which was good because then I had the whole rest of the day to be wrapped in blankets, read, and watch TV. Have I mentioned that I love retirement?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kelly, find someone who isn’t peri-menopausal and have a load of kids. Molly isn’t the answer, in so many ways.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does anyone on these shows have even a basic knowledge of human reproduction?

45 is a great age to get pregnant 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[sainte-chapelle]

Kelly is being a little aggressive here….she doesn’t want more kids and she is 45….point blank period. If it is a dealbreaker then move on

[Hotel Snarker]

Molly needs to set her foot down here and stop dealing in maybes. If she doesn’t want kids, just say it. This is a deal breaker.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

My exception to that is I have cats. They keep me busy with their whims.
They are demanding. 😂

Yeah, I used to say the same thing about my dog. My entire life revolved around her because of me, not because of her.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I feel like Ive seen this scene on every 90Day iteration.

Sharp desperately needs to hire some new writers. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

45 is a great age to get pregnant 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I am 42 …hell to the no

[Frozendiva]

Raked up the leaves that blew on to my driveway area from the neighbor across's tree. Shame on her again for the third year being spared having to rake up her own leaves and just let them blow for others to take time, energy, and a bag for them. Almost feel like dumping them back on her yard.

[Bees52]

Molly is another one who keeps finding things to test a relationship. That baby conversation could have happened a while ago. Like on his first trip down to Georgia.

But, Kelly seems to be hanging in there....

[sainte-chapelle]

Whitney “I loveeee him” bitch you never met him. You are almost 40… grow up

[Gobi]

My Big Fat Mouth That I Keep Shoving Food Into.

[mytmo]

Colt is on time to empty the dishwasher

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Raked up the leaves that blew on to my driveway area from the neighbor across's tree. Shame on her again for the third year being spared having to rake up her own leaves and just let them blow for others to take time, energy, and a bag for them. Almost feel like dumping them back on her yard.

I’d rake them back in her yard, but I’m petty like that

[sainte-chapelle]

Colteeeis groseeee…joseee grosseeee

[OneGuy]

"I love you a lot."  Has anyone ever said, "I love you moderately."

[Mindthinkr]

Oh no…they filmed this proposal? That is not a very clear diamond. 

[Bees52]

Say no, Vanessa!

[Gobi]

No! SAY NO!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is another one who can be off my screen forever and I wouldn’t want it any other way. I hope he got Debbie’s permission to get married. Now what’s to become of her? Or do they all live together and film The Family Coltee?

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Coltee really proposing after a month of dating???!!??!???????!!

[OneGuy]

She couldn't, even though she tried, force any tears.