90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, did Jennniffffer blow Caca on the bias?

Dead

[OneGuy]

Jesse's controlling, manipulative nature emerges.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Debbie's date seems to be going well! YAY!

He seems to be many notches above Jay. He paid her a compliment, may actually be single and...  talks.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Jesse's controlling, manipulative nature emerges.

Darcey is nuts but she is right about Jesse

[Tuneful]

A panama hat is not Meester Meester's look.

He looks like a little boy trying on a cool uncle's gear.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, did Jennniffffer blow Caca on the bias?

Did she give him a promise ring? Did she at any time throw a Louboutin at him? Did she ever love him, LIAR?

[Auntie Anxiety]

At the airport, Jesse tells Jenniffffer that she needs to work on herself.

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

He seems to be many notches above Jay. He paid her a compliment, may actually be single and...  talks.

Will we have to wait till next season to find out that he has a secret?

[Tuneful]

Just now, Bees52 said:

He seems to be many notches above Jay. He paid her a compliment, may actually be single and...  talks.

How many ladies is he courting? Call me a cynic but a man at his age with so much positive going on would probably not sit home pining for Debbie. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Will we have to wait till next season to find out that he has a secret?

Well, I for one will be on tenterhooks until I know the truth. Oh wait, no I won't. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My friend was dating a guy but he was also dating someone else. He threw my friend over because he wanted sex and she didn’t. Reminds me of high school.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Did she give him a promise ring? Did she at any time throw a Louboutin at him? Did she ever love him, LIAR?

Did she give him a trauma?

[Tuneful]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My friend was dating a guy but he was also dating someone else. He threw my friend over because he wanted sex and she didn’t. Reminds me of high school.

They're like kids in a candy store, especially if they're over a certain age, straight, and single. AKA "Condo Cowboys." 

[Gobi]

What is she doing!?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay, its the riveting "packing a suitcase" scene. 

Does Jennifffffer own a single piece of clothing without cutouts, a slit up to there, and no front or back?

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is no way that Jesse, the international man of douchery, would weigh himself down with a wife and kid.

[Frozendiva]

What Jeniffer does after he gets on the plane isn't his business.

[Hotel Snarker]

At this point, Jesse should just admit that he wants to bone Cacua. “Why are you so obsessed with me?”

[Pepper Mostly]

The Uber driver is all "don't be thinking about getting freaky in my nice clean car"

[sagittarius sue]

Shut up Jesse, just shut up!

[Frozendiva]

Ewwww. She removed her underwear?

[Gobi]

Keeping it klassy, guys.

She's just getting ready for Caca.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jump the shark!! He’s sniffing her dirty underwear? STOP.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww WTF Jennifer 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH DEAR GOD SHE'S GIVING HIM HER PANTIES OH SHIT WHY 

Now I have a trauma.

[My Girls]

He's gonna pass out on the plane with those damn gonchies on his face lol

[JeanJean]

Someone tell Jesse that no DNA exchange could mean a rubber was used.

I'm sad about Teddy. It is so hard when pets die.  But please, please, please no more Ed. And please tell Ed that sometimes after an ending, it's just a plateau. 

I'm really worried Jessie will show up on Pillow Talk. Ick.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ew, panty sniffing at the airport?

[OneGuy]

Jesse: "What are you doing next week babe?  No, I mean every hour of every day?"

[charmed1]

I’m disgusted. I hope the Uber driver gives Jennniffer a bad passenger rating. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jennifffer is crying about not having a film crew following her around. Famewhores die a tragic death.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is no way that Jesse, the international man of douchery, would weigh himself down with a wife and kid.

Right? Nevermind the fact that she is a single mother. 

[My Girls]

He'll use them as a face mask!  LMAO

[Hotel Snarker]

The pantie sniffing has to break some FCC regulation. We don’t do THAT in America.

[Bees52]

Eww. Souvenirs? Mementos?

I don't want even want to know where he stored them in his luggage...

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

He'll use them as a face mask!  LMAO

At first, that’s what I thought it was for! 

Stephanie is on Line 2, hoping to enlist Jennifffffer in her latest venture.

[OneGuy]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH DEAR GOD SHE'S GIVING HIM HER PANTIES OH SHIT WHY 

Now I have a trauma.

Thinking of Cacua.

[Tuneful]

And it wasn't a quick, discreet whiff, either. You know, like reaching up to straighten his oversized hat and getting a waft on the way. No, he had to bury his face in them for minutes on end, no pun intended,  in public. 

Klassy. 

 

Edited May 17, 2022 by Tuneful

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 

Eat your heart out, Downtown Abbey, you don't have a panty sniffing scene!

[sagittarius sue]

5 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

He'll use them as a face mask!  LMAO

I'm reminded of Kevin Kline's character in A Fish Called Wanda.  He was an idiot also.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes Nuttie, just in case we haven’t had enough crazy in the past 1 3/4 hour.

[Pepper Mostly]

What is this outfit, Natalie? Did you steal it from a 13 year old girl? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Debbie should have given Bill her underwear too. That’s the storyline I’m here for.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you can see why she wanted to call him. She's positively bubbling over with news!

[sagittarius sue]

Natalie "I don't want to compete for a man's heart."  That's why she's always dressed like a sex worker?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, sorry hon, but you’re not in Ukraine and these men aren’t Ukrainian.

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie is a lot

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie would awkwardly FaceTime someone in a coffee shop.

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, this poor guy is trying to figure out how to get out from under this ridiculous call. He wants to hang out sometimes, she wants to get married. Sheesh. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Shades of Fern in this conversation 

[charmed1]

Does Natalie not have a home? Why are they filming this conversation in a coffee house?