90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

Ferngully's moment to shine. She'll fail, of course.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud. Lots of things start out hot and heavy, then fizzle. 

[OneGuy]

PrEd is enjoying this segment.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t care about Bratz doll faced Fern

[magemaud]

Molly’s dress looks like a Winged Victory statue 

Edited November 9, 2021 by magemaud

[Gobi]

Is Robbie wearing his ankle bracelet?

[goofygirl]

Lort. I'm not sure how much more of this drivel I can take!  The snark has been outstanding, though!!

[SunnyBeBe]

I just don’t care for Fernanda.  I don’t find her interesting in the least. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

PrEd is enjoying this segment.

Because there's no heat on him. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Someone's prostate?

Don't let Colt hear you.

[charmed1]

How we doing, folks? Everyone still awake? You all standing in your truth? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I just don’t care for Fernanda.  I don’t find her interesting in the least. 

She is a vapid, stupid, dullard.

[Gobi]

Ferngully has no story. She dated a guy a few times, it didn't go anywhere. Big fucking deal. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed is drooling, never not heard him during a segment 

Edited November 9, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

It's almost 8 pm here and I am almost ready for bed.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am losing my shit here. Who deconstructs a SECOND DATE in such tortuous detail? They dated casually a few times, things stalled, they didn't pursue it. What is to discuss! 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Say what you want about Robbie, but at least he’s honest about what he thinks and what his expectations are for the relationship.

[OneGuy]

Ed is pondering how he can get Fernanduh and Liz to switch seats.

Edited November 9, 2021 by OneGuy

[charmed1]

This guy looks like a poor man’s Alexei.

[Gobi]

"I'm always out to have some fun. Did you notice my tits?"

[Pepper Mostly]

And now we have to watch Fernanda flirt clumsily and badly with her roommate? 

AND HE IS NOT HANDSOME! ARE THESE PEOPLE BLIND?

[charmed1]

Robbie, unbutton the freaking jacket. It looks like you just bought it an hour ago.

[sainte-chapelle]

Don’t shit where you sleep Fern

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did you notice my tits?"

Or, as Jonathan always said “boobies” 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm always out to have some fun. Did you notice my tits?"

How could you miss them? She's very invested in making sure that they are noticed and admired. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Because there's no heat on him. 

And he can turn to stare at Fernanda, with it being a bit less creepy than usual.

[Mindthinkr]

Now I understand why Brittany left. Their big budget went to airfare and hotel for all these people to show up and for enough booze to loosen them up. They couldn’t give Brittany the Ritz and a stylist to the stars. She left. 

[Bees52]

Oh... Fernanda blaming her new fling on the alcohol.

 

[goofygirl]

That poor man she went on two dates with!  He's STILL throwing in a jab or two... I'd have just slunk on out of the room by now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fern is SEETHING now. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, Robbie getting roasted over 3 dates, love to see it.

Fernanda, seems like everything has to be about sex.

[SunnyBeBe]

So, the men are scared of Fernanda…..I guess this is the only thing the producers could come up with.  Oh well….so much for getting rid of her before next season,  

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Now I understand why Brittany left. Their big budget went to airfare and hotel for all these people to show up and for enough booze to loosen them up. They couldn’t give Brittany the Ritz and a stylist to the stars. She left. 

I thought she might have had an orthodontic mishap/emergency.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fern is SEETHING now. 

Meethinks there's a break-up happening after the show.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I thought she might have had an orthodontic mishap/emergency.

She needs to brace herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fernanda: I am a fiery Latina! Ay yi yi! 

[OneGuy]

Why bring Danielle into this?

[Gobi]

Two more hours? WTF is left to talk about? Danielle stinks, Colt lies, Vanessa cheats, Ed is a perv, Liz is deluded, Jess is incoherent, her dude is stoned, Molly is too old to have the kids Kelly wants, and Brit had a sugar daddy appointment.

[Hotel Snarker]

Fernanda's shit personality getting outed.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Fern is SEETHING now. 

 

The angrier she gets, the more monkey-like she looks 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Why bring Danielle into this?

To ensure she's awake?

[goofygirl]

Ferngully.... you got a lotta stories for a 23 year old.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Fernanda: I am a fiery Latina! Ay yi yi! 

They needed Latin music to introduce this segment.

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, you guys are on fire tonite! I love it!

[Pepper Mostly]

Fern's going to dis Jonathan for dating someone else shortly after they broke up, when she was sucking face with a sleazebag lawyer on national television? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Noel gives me Liam Neeson vibes.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Two more hours? WTF is left to talk about? Danielle stinks, Colt lies, Vanessa cheats, Ed is a perv, Liz is deluded, Jess is incoherent, her dude is stoned, Molly is too old to have the kids Kelly wants, and Brit had a sugar daddy appointment.

Are you available for hosting duties?  We'll vote for you to replace Shaun.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fern and Noel break up in 3, 2....

[Doublemint]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Noel gives me Liam Neeson vibes.

Yes - I kept trying to remember his name the whole time.   I knew it wasn't Sean, Liam Neeson, definitely.

[Gobi]

"Your hair looks great. Do you still poop? Can I make a suit out of your skin?"