90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[My Girls]

Can't any of these people clean their glasses?

[Angry Moldovan]

Colteee you foul incel beast. I missed you

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d rake them back in her yard, but I’m petty like that

With the wind direction, I think they would blow back to mine. I already have a cheap tombstone that blew in to my yard twice last week.

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, when Ed's on screen, I think he's the grossest person on earth. Then when Coltee appears, I think he is. Meanwhile, I am just getting grossed out of existence. 

[Hotel Snarker]

“I promise we’ll always have problems, that's why you should marry me.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt you just starting dating what the fuck do you want?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So what’s the general conjecture about why Colt is a sex addict? I missed that discussion.

[sainte-chapelle]

A year is nothing. My engagement lasted over a year

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You know, when Ed's on screen, I think he's the grossest person on earth. Then when Coltee appears, I think he is. Meanwhile, I am just getting grossed out of existence. 

I know I’m visiting next week, and this might make you ghost me. I’d take Colteee over egg everytime

[Hotel Snarker]

The way he talks drives me nuts. His facial expressions and head tilting and eyebrow lifting make me cringe.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nothing says a romantic engagement like saying she will learn to let you go

[Frozendiva]

I just can't with those sisters.

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee proposee to anyone who touches his wee wee. Marry me, my dick!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I know I’m visiting next week, and this might make you ghost me. I’d take Colteee over egg everytime

I would never ghost you, @Angry Moldovan, but you are severely testing the limits of my devotion. 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You know, when Ed's on screen, I think he's the grossest person on earth. Then when Coltee appears, I think he is. Meanwhile, I am just getting grossed out of existence. 

Don’t forget SteVen.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t forget SteVen.

The vomit button has not been added.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Coltee proposee to anyone who touches his wee wee. Marry me, my dick!

I am shocked the big one isn’t dead yet…yeaaa I am an asshole

[mytmo]

First time doing live chat. This is fun

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t forget SteVen.

If he was the last man on earth yada yada yada

Just now, mytmo said:

First time doing live chat. This is fun

I’m a first timer here too, it’s kinda cool

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mytmo said:

First time doing live chat. This is fun

So glad you are enjoying it. We’re a lively bunch and this show is just one of many where we convene for fun and frolic. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do people think Matt Smith is the best? He was a terrible hipster Doctor and he looks like a thumb…sorry. David Tennant on the other hand…

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

If he was the last man on earth yada yada yada

I’m a first timer here too, it’s kinda cool

You could be like a spider, mate with it and then eat it.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t forget SteVen.

Oh great. Thanks, now I'm heaving again. I'm afraid I'll damage my esophagus.

[Bees52]

Add Ceasar to that list. Eating edible candy panties and cleaning feet.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do people think Matt Smith is the best? He was a terrible hipster Doctor and he looks like a thumb…sorry. David Tennant on the other hand…

Such glorious hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So do we now have to see Britney in her post-coital majesty?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, mytmo said:

First time doing live chat. This is fun

Welcome, my friend! I'm so glad you're having fun!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do people think Matt Smith is the best? He was a terrible hipster Doctor and he looks like a thumb…sorry. David Tennant on the other hand…

David Tennant is even hot as a serial killer

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

You could be like a spider, mate with it and then eat it.

Or praying mantis. Off with his head..

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You could be like a spider, mate with it and then eat it.

He has no meat, just gristle and bone and pimples

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does Britney have a vibrator endorsement deal? 

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Terence is so cute and has a great smile.

[sainte-chapelle]

Brit sure hopped into bed with this one real quick …meanwhile she shit on the other dude who basically lived with her for a week and tended to her every whim but ok

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So does Britney have a vibrator endorsement deal? 

She needs to hook up with the skipper

[Gobi]

Brit has a vibrator and we didn't get to see her shop for it? You're slipping, TLC

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He has no meat, just gristle and bone and pimples

That would give me indigestion or worse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next season we need to have a rule that every time someone says communicate, you have to have a shot. Whoever is still awake at the end of the show, wins.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So do we now have to see Britney in her post-coital majesty?

That's right, all flushed, with her weave tumbled fetchingly on the pillow.

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

David Tennant is even hot as a serial killer

David Tennant is the business and hot as hell in anything. ANYTHING. I've been searching all my streaming platforms for anything with him in it, I love him so. 

Edited October 26, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

She lied to you, Terence. Don't trust her ass.

[mytmo]

She ain't going last long with fluffy Urkel

[Bees52]

Do we get a Tell Nothing for this show too?  Terrence might not be so understanding of Ditzany after seeing all that we've seen.

[Mindthinkr]

When their kissing turns into slurping it’s time to cut to a commercial. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Is that a blood stain on the duvet? Ewwwwws

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Do we get a Tell Nothing for this show too?  Terrence might not be so understanding of Ditzany after seeing all that we've seen.

Next week. This is the season finale.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's right, all flushed, with her weave tumbled fetchingly on the pillow.

David Tennant is the business and hot as hell in anything. ANYTHING. I've been looking for anything with him in it to watch, I love him so. 

Check out Des, he play British serial killer Dennis Neilson.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Do we get a Tell Nothing for this show too?  Terrence might not be so understanding of Ditzany after seeing all that we've seen.

Next week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Is that a blood stain on the duvet? Ewwwwws

I was hoping it was a wayward false eyelash.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's right, all flushed, with her weave tumbled fetchingly on the pillow.

David Tennant is the business and hot as hell in anything. ANYTHING. I've been looking for anything with him in it to watch, I love him so. 

Me too, he was amazing as Killgrave…loved him in Broadchurch, Des and Good Omens. Top notch talent

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

When their kissing turns into slurping it’s time to cut to a commercial. 

There has been WAY too much of that this episode. 

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Check out Des, he play British serial killer Dennis Neilson.

I think that's on a platform I don't have, sadly. I'd love to see it though. I think he's just so great. I have his "Much Ado About Nothing" which is my fave Shakespeare comedy, on my computer and I've watched it several times. He's so great at EVERYTHING. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Me too, he was amazing as Killgrave…loved him in Broadchurch, Des and Good Omens. Top notch talent

Loved good omens