Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season Two

[My Girls]

These broads just live for drama.

[Frozendiva]

They're acting like Laverne and Shirley.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is actually hilarious. Darcey's version of events has no relationship with what actually happened. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are they running up and down the street?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

These broads just live for drama.

And if there is no drama they make it up. 

[charmed1]

Running through the streets of Turkey like two lawn gnome streetwalkers. That’s “standing in my truth.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Man…their bodies though….skinny fat defined right there.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, see you on the Single Life thread!

[My Girls]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Running through the streets of Turkey like two lawn gnome streetwalkers. That’s “standing in my truth.”

💀

[Baltimore Betty]

19 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I actually like Darcey’s headband. Is this my gateway to bad plastic surgery and tacky designer knock-offs?

Tread lightly, only like the headband from a distance, it is not safe to get sucked in.

[sainte-chapelle]

32 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I actually like Darcey’s headband. Is this my gateway to bad plastic surgery and tacky designer knock-offs?

I kinda want pleather leggings. 

[DanaMB]

How many times did Stacey tell Darcey she was the strongest woman she knew? Good lord. She must not know many other women.

[JeanJean]

The only thing the twins having their own series has done for me is this: I used to sympathize with Darcy. I thought Jesse was a dick. I thought yes, she sabotaged things somewhat with Tom, but that was because she was broken and vulnerable. When Stacy would show up, I thought she was fine. But NOW, after 2 years (and of course, why am I watching?) I find them really irritating and I'm constantly saying, "Grow up!" to the TV screen.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Chloe Dog said:

I looked into working the last election, but they need you all day, like 13 hours!  Yikes!  That's a long day for those people!

My husband has been a poll worker (I'm in NJ) for a few years and has to be there at 5:00 AM and stay until the polls close, usually 8:00 or 9:00 PM. It's a long day but he enjoys it and always has some great stories, especially after the last election. 

[My Girls]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

My husband has been a poll worker (I'm in NJ) for a few years and has to be there at 5:00 AM and stay until the polls close, usually 8:00 or 9:00 PM. It's a long day but he enjoys it and always has some great stories, especially after the last election. 

I'm so grateful for the poll workers!  That's a lonnnnng day and it's obviously not about the money!  Cheers to them!  (I bet the stories are juicy!)

[Frozendiva]

The Canadian election is now over and the world is as it should be. Thanks to all who worked this election. 

[LennieBriscoe]

7 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Man…their bodies though….skinny fat defined right there.

I like the term "zaftig."

I really don't like their new teeth. To me they shout "Fake!" 

[charmed1]

On 9/20/2021 at 9:22 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I kinda want pleather leggings. 

@sainte-chapelle I don’t know. It starts with pleather headbands and leggings and then the next thing you know, we’re having a Kafka-like metamorphosis into their long-lost quadruplet sisters, Marcy and Lacey 😂.

[My Girls]

What shinanigans are the twins up to this week?  Let's see!

[sainte-chapelle]

Anyone here for this mess?

[Frozendiva]

Season finale night.

[Pepper Mostly]

(raising hand) ME! I'm here for these two fools. 

FREE! I'm free! 

[Frozendiva]

She sends him blessings and maybe a piece of the TLC money pie.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Georgi called Jesse and that is the most heinous sin imaginable. But Darcy buddying up with Georgi's ex wife is totally fine. 

And this whole "Its over, you're free!" is so ridiculous. She's not escaping from a serial killer. She's breaking up with her Eurotrash boy toy. 

[OneGuy]

Walk up a mountain?  I don't need anyone to carry me on their back but I do like "horsey rides" on the beach which show genuine, true love.

Edited September 28, 2021 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

She's has peace - til she can find another Eurotrash type to come on the show.

[My Girls]

She needs some loaded old dude that finds her nice to look at.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this where all the empowered bitches are convening? I’ll stay until I can’t deal with the empowerment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy: I'm not going to be 57 doing this. 

Pepper Mostly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh that's adorable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had higher hopes for the Jesse intervention. I was praying to hear him tell Georgi that Darcey needs to work on herself.

[OneGuy]

Georgi, you're the strongest man I know.  You're strong Georgi!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcy: I'm not going to be 57 doing this. 

Pepper Mostly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh that's adorable. 

She'll be a Jenny to her version of Sumit.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS SHE HURT? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Georgi is determined to throw good money after bad.

[charmed1]

Does Georgi live under that bridge now?

[sainte-chapelle]

Georgi, fly to Turkey with flowers in hand and all will be forgiven.

[OneGuy]

Could her self-talk be any more irritating?

[Frozendiva]

Maybe they should find a blue footed booby and adopt it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Really? This is the hardest thing you've ever had to do in your life? 

She makes everything so Dramatic. 

And why not just block Georgi? LOL as if. She's loving every second. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Turns out my grandkids will be zooming with me on, so I’ll have to leave you guys to your own devices.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol at the look on the Dr. Face

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Georgi, fly to Turkey with flowers in hand and all will be forgiven.

Exactly. She's transparent as glass. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope he isn’t like Dr. Duntsch

Edited September 28, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Tuneful]

Darcey, you Doofus, you don't break up with a man while you are away and he's living in your home. "Leave your key with Florian or the leasing agent," yeah, sure, this angry unemployed guy is going to go gently into the good night. If he doesn't steal from  you, f*** up your stuff, harass you nonstop, or refuse to leave (because he's been living there long enough that he's a legal resident of that address), you'll be very lucky. You keep it copacetic until you get home and find out what your options are to get him out. Have Papa Mike come out and make him an offer he can't refuse. 

Edited September 28, 2021 by Tuneful

[OneGuy]

I keep looking for a valve on each of them like you would see on an inflatable pool toy.

[Boston]

Why do I feel so DIRTY looking at these 2 bimbos - naked no less- 2 ugly Barbie dolls on stilts.. (and no brain or self-awareness between the 2 of them).. ugh

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's afraid her face will get screwed up? That is precious. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Staceys boobs are much bigger than Darcey’s? Really? They look the same to me.

[My Girls]

This poor guy just doesn't get that even if he fixes things this time, it'll be Groundhog Day for the rest of his life!

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Georgi is determined to throw good money after bad.

The Green Card and media career are suddenly slipping away.

And got to hang in there to get Happily Ever After.