Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season Two

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They can go to Ephesus, explore the mosques and the market in Istanbul, drink Turkish tea and good Turkish coffee. Explore a new world.

That's what we would do - Darcy & Stacy, no way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey: "I love Florian's positivity". Translation: "He always agrees with me"

[Frozendiva]

I can see talking to an ex if there are kids involved and you want to be 'friendly'.

[sainte-chapelle]

Florian is a kept man and he is learning to keep momma bear happy.

[Frozendiva]

Some lucky fish will get one of Darcey or Stacey's extensions! Hairy fish!

[charmed1]

Finally Jesse and Georgi meet. Himbo to Himbo.

[Doublemint]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Finally Jesse and Georgi meet. Himbo to Himbo.

Not so fast - we've got another 5 minutes of commercials first.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse has a better haircut, that's something.

[Frozendiva]

No business checking the phone.

Why are they all reaching out to each other?

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m really behind, only 20 min in, but Florian is now my favourite person on this show.  

[magemaud]

40 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Do they have any idea what veneers entail?

We saw Darcey getting veneers in CT before Jesse came to town. Now she's going for the super whitest (fakest) ones available. Dentistry must be better in Turkey.

But I came here to ask, why wouldn't those two fly First Class? They were obviously in Coach with a seatmate on the aisle (poor guy.) 

[kacesq]

Georgi is an idiot. Is that it for Jesse? No! I need more dammit.

[Frozendiva]

Georgi didn't get all that much from Jesse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, this is Georgi's takeaway. BOTOX.

OK, folks, see you over on the Single Life thread!

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought their teeth were fine when they were younger. Why file your teeth down and get veneers?

[Doublemint]

OK - guys.   I'll see you Sunday!   These two are fixing all the wrong body parts.   Get a breast reduction, lose weight, & get rid of the extensions.   That should help.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I thought their teeth were fine when they were younger. Why file your teeth down and get veneers?

I think it's what my mom had done.  She was determined to not have false teeth like other seniors!

[magemaud]

This is a favorite photo from Turkey. I hope the twins find this kiosk, it's right up their alley. 

 

[magemaud]

Find Darcey’s slight wardrobe malfunction 

[magemaud]

Why are Georgi and Jesse both dressed like cat burglars? 

[Frozendiva]

23 hours ago, magemaud said:

This is a favorite photo from Turkey. I hope the twins find this kiosk, it's right up their alley. 

 

I remember having tea at some rug and leather shop.

[Baltimore Betty]

On 9/6/2021 at 9:58 PM, magemaud said:

Why are Georgi and Jesse both dressed like cat burglars? 

That scene reminded me of this SNL sketch, their speech pattern, their facial expressions, everything.

 

On 9/6/2021 at 9:12 PM, magemaud said:

This is a favorite photo from Turkey. I hope the twins find this kiosk, it's right up their alley. 

 

Like those copies of (the real ones are $700 or so), LV earrings they were wearing, they don't care if they are real whatever it is should just look expensive.

[magemaud]

15 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

I remember having tea at some rug and leather shop.

My brother was actually suckered into buying a small rug at the high pressure demo. It took almost a year to arrive! 

[deirdra]

On 9/6/2021 at 7:12 PM, magemaud said:

This is a favorite photo from Turkey. I hope the twins find this kiosk, it's right up their alley. 

The clothing could be Hof11 merch!

[Frozendiva]

Howdy, fellow snarkers!

[Frozendiva]

Those shoes are yikers! Not a chance for the possibility of cobblestone sidewalks.

[Frozendiva]

Guess you gotta get some air down there! So trashy and tacky to basically flash oneself.

[kacesq]

Do you think these two are in on the joke or are they serious about this nonsense and acting like drunken teenagers at the Jersey shore?

[Pepper Mostly]

(pant pant) hi everyone! I'm here! I've been out drinking with my son all day so I have no idea how coherent I'm going to be, but I'm here and ready to snark! 

[Frozendiva]

I don't have the time, patience, or knowledge to put on those huge false lashes.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I don't have the time, patience, or knowledge to put on those huge false lashes, breasts, hair, shoes, lips, . . .

 

[Pepper Mostly]

How mad am I that Darcey's kids are being dragged into this? This is so wrong. 

[Frozendiva]

Guess the daughter expects someone to pay for the car, the maintenance, the gas, the insurance....

[Pepper Mostly]

And she's entering a pageant. Of course she is. 

[Frozendiva]

Poor idiots hobbling on the cobblestones! No, they will not wear sensible shoes.

[Pepper Mostly]

These two. Idiots. Trying to walk on cobblestones in those ridiculous shoes. Can you imagine walking down the street and seeing those two lurching at you? Oy. 

[Frozendiva]

But.... but..... but.... those shoes are the ones that are the 'it' shoes in fashion!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ovarian cysts are not uncommon. Stacey just loves the drama of it all.

[Frozendiva]

Not like you can monitor the cyst unless you go back to the doctor for more tests.

Somewhere on the inside, Florian is breathing a huge sigh of relief.

[Pepper Mostly]

Thank all the gods in the pantheon that Stacey shouldn't have another baby. 

[Frozendiva]

What kind of contracts do these folks have with TLC - to appear on Bares All and such and be more exploited.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh noes! Florian does not want to wail and rend his garments for weeks and weeks over this. Stacey will not be pleased. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed most of this mess but catching the last 20 min. I am guessing nothing happened 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed most of this mess but catching the last 20 min. I am guessing nothing happened 

The twins hobbling on the cobblestones in their ridiculous platforms left me laughing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Christ is Whit hollering about Avi again?

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The twins hobbling on the cobblestones in their ridiculous platforms left me laughing.

I’ll DVR the show so will catch it later thanks!

Georgi gets Botox on the regular…that explains so much. He is also going to work on himself, I guess he listened to Jesse after all.

Edited September 14, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

What is wrong with looking like a piece of old avocado? 

How much is all this Botox? Is it coming out of the sock money?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed most of this mess but catching the last 20 min. I am guessing nothing happened 

I think Darcey probably cried. 

[My Girls]

Why the fuck is he doing that?  He just needs a haircut ffs.

[kacesq]

Do you think these two are in on the joke or are they serious about this nonsense and acting like drunken teenagers at the Jersey shore?

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

Why the fuck is he doing that?  He just needs a haircut ffs.

His hair is so bad. So so bad...

does Stacey ever take those horrible lashes off?

I don’t think Florian cares that much about Stacey’s alleged stress, I just think he wants her to shut up so he doesn’t have to play nursemaid.

[sainte-chapelle]

Florian needs to listen and let her talk?!?!! All she does is talk and take everything he says the wrong way.