Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season Two

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I do too--and a little vanilla. 

And a capful or so of oil so they don't stick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ivo's going to tell Georgi how to be a good fuckboy. 

[Frozendiva]

Georgi, be honest. She may love you and trust you then.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey doesn't want honesty. She wants flattery, adoration, and a man's undivided attention.

[Frozendiva]

Covid is tough on everyone. I ate my own birthday cake.

[Pepper Mostly]

DOES SHE EVER STOP CRYING?

[magemaud]

I have two daughters, 21 months apart, and I used to hate it when my late mother-in-law insisted on giving both of them a gift on one another’s birthday. I thought it was important that they learned it wasn’t always “all about them” and each could have a special day to themselves. Besides, they weren’t teenagers at the time. 

Changing the subject, I can’t stand Raina’s creaky voice 

[Frozendiva]

Because of Covid restrictions, you could only have two guests if you are single between Dec. 20-28 (Christmas time). My birthday is Dec. 29. Outside the 'rules'.

I was expecting a baguette and maybe a charcuterie board. Not pizza.

[magemaud]

On 8/16/2021 at 8:20 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Its as real as the key to Tom's house was. 

My theory has always been that it really was his house key, but he never told her his address. I could imagine Darcey going around his neighborhood, up and down the stoops in her high heels and trying the key in every lock like an old fashioned game show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Stacey and Florian are SO MUCH FUN! I am pea green with envy at their carefree, fun life! 

Stacey looks bloated. 

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

My theory has always been that it really was his house key, but he never told her his address. I could imagine Darcey going around his neighborhood, up and down the stoops in her high heels and trying the key in every lock like an old fashioned game show. 

And crying. 

[Frozendiva]

Stacey, you are expecting Florian to stay and grow old with you and both of you sitting on your verandah every night, holding hands?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh never doubt, Stacey. Florian will leave you one day. I give him five years of rubbing your feet and calling you "angel". 

When she's 70, he'll be 55. He has the kind of looks that will improve with age, he'll probably be a pretty attractive middle aged man. His vulpine face will fill out and he'll develop some character lines. He will not want to hang around changing Stacey's Depends. 

[Frozendiva]

He should have brought a poinsettia.

[Pepper Mostly]

It doesn't take much to win Darcey over, does it? That's that funny part. Georgi is not required to put out maximum effort. 

[Frozendiva]

I want to know more about the organ seller.

[magemaud]

Georgi bought out all the roses at the local gas station 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It doesn't take much to win Darcey over, does it? That's that funny part. Georgi is not required to put out maximum effort. 

A couple dozen roses, maybe some chocolates. The usual cliches.

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I have two daughters, 21 months apart, and I used to hate it when my late mother-in-law insisted on giving both of them a gift on one another’s birthday. I thought it was important that they learned it wasn’t always “all about them” and each could have a special day to themselves. Besides, they weren’t teenagers at the time. 

Darcey's girls seem nice enough, but they are vapid, and spoiled. 

[Pepper Mostly]

See? All Georgi had to do was give Darcey a piggyback on the beach! She's positively giddy. 

[Doublemint]

Darcy's going to see how we can move forward - meanwhile she took him back a month ago and is traveling with Covid raging to Turkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake. Another dinner, another fight, more drunk accusations, more crying. When will they ever learn?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

See? All Georgi had to do was give Darcey a piggyback on the beach! She's positively giddy. 

I got a Titanic vibe from the images. Hello sinking ship.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for fucks sake. Another dinner, another fight, more drunk accusations, more crying. When will they ever learn?

When the show is cancelled.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Just hash it out". Famous last words. WHY does everyone have to hash everything out? Just be polite and act like grownups. 

 

[My Girls]

I only just starting watching this a few weeks ago.  What surgery is she getting in Turkey?

[Pepper Mostly]

I am positively DYING to see 7 months pregnant Stacy trying to get her Crocs on. Please show. Do this for me. 

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I only just starting watching this a few weeks ago.  What surgery is she getting in Turkey?

Lipo? tummy tucks? 

[Frozendiva]

Florian is right. There is no 'Christmas' in Albania. There is a new year's celebration.

[Doublemint]

IF Stacy gets pregnant, Darcy will have a cow.  Stacy is pissed that Georgi is back and wants to see that end.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey can't be happy too.

[Frozendiva]

I underdress at home. Sweats or shorts and a tank top.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey. You can either "enjoy each other's company" or "hash it all out". Not both. 

[Doublemint]

What on earth is that hideous jacket Darcy is wearing - looks like she stole it from Omar Kadafi.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good thing I didn’t take a hit every time she said “hash it out.” I’d be in the ER by now.

[Baltimore Betty]

11 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I only just starting watching this a few weeks ago.  What surgery is she getting in Turkey?

Her gobbler?

[My Girls]

Just now, Doublemint said:

What on earth is that hideous jacket Darcy is wearing - looks like she stole it from Omar Kadafi.

I grew up in Libya, his picture was on billboards everywhere!

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey thinks she's running rings around Georgi logically. She's a regular Perry Mason. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

What on earth is that hideous jacket Darcy is wearing - looks like she stole it from Omar Kadafi.

Part of the Deceased Tyrants Collection.

[Pepper Mostly]

She tilts her head to one side and squinches up her face, like a cat with brain damage. 

He has the divorce "papers". PSYCH.

No "I'm sorry, Georgi,  that I didn't believe that you're really divorced". 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

What on earth is that hideous jacket Darcy is wearing - looks like she stole it from Omar Kadafi.

If Liberace was in the army.

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DOES SHE EVER STOP CRYING?

Does she ever not close her eyes when she is being emphatic?

[Frozendiva]

That jacket must weigh a few pounds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m watching with only one eye. Did they have dinner yet with Shit and her Stirrer? What’s her name? Rayna?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

If Liberace was in the army.

That too!

I like these one hour shows - two hours is just too long.

[charmed1]

Oh man. I totally forgot about D&S. How many meltdowns have I missed?

[Frozendiva]

I have to save the Pillow Talk for another night. Three hours of this is too hard on me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Not one person thinks Darcey being an idiot is HER FAULT. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those extensions aren’t doing anyone any favors. Yikes.

[Pepper Mostly]

They talk like high school kids. I can't get over it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb has an anonymous source code named Her Imagination.

[Pepper Mostly]

Third hand gossip. Sheesh. They've all been tying themselves in knots over this? 

[Baltimore Betty]

Non of Darcey's dinners go the way she thought they would.

[Doublemint]

Darcy's another Chuck - "this dinner is not going the way I thought it would"   right.