Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Why am I feeling sorry for this doofus?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, hope you brought the bingo cards.

[kacesq]

HEre I am, bad brows, fake eyelashes and a red bra! Let’s get this party started!

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone.... what a week!  Let's get our snark on, baby!

[Gobi]

"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britney goes in mad pursuit of Ray because the fertility app said she’s obvulating.

[Elizzikra]

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Why am I feeling sorry for this doofus?

Which one? There is an abundance of choices...

 

[kacesq]

Corn? An ear of corn?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

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That should be engraved on his tombstone 

Or tattooed on his forehead...

[candall]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why am I feeling sorry for this doofus?

Of which doofus doth thee speak?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Egads!  Shawn is so terrible at setting up a romantic scene.

[Empress1]

Ugh, this motherfucker.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn can’t wait to finally get laid. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, kacesq said:

Corn? An ear of corn?

How romantic?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was able to watch that moment when Daonte's heart breaks.

 

[LEILANI2]

Shawn it's a sprinkle of rose PETALS, not the actual roses with thorns placed so there's no where to sit.

[hookedontv]

Hi hi hi! Hoping that this show, and more importantly, my fellow snarkers, will get my mind off of all my problems. And of course this show helps me realize that I have made pretty good life choices. 

[Elizzikra]

Why is Sean putting ears of corn in the picnic basket?

[Gobi]

"We can finally have some alone time. By which I mean have sex."

[WaltersHair]

Corn has a whole new meaning now.

[kacesq]

Oh God that’s why there’s corn. I’d forgotten that tidbit.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why am I feeling sorry for this doofus?

Because you are a good, kind person.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, hope you brought the bingo cards.

I'm taking notes for a second one! 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Britney goes in mad pursuit of Ray because the fertility app said she’s obvulating.

She's waiting breathlessly to hear Ray say those three little words: 

"is you ovulatin'?"

[WaltersHair]

What's with the dramatic music? Did this show finally make a nickle and they sprung for a soundtrack?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Of which doofus doth thee speak?

Daonte 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah, do you like your corn creamed?

[kacesq]

God the fake eyelashes. They plague me. 

[LEILANI2]

This girl could do so much better then Shawn even with her arrest record and murdering someone.

[Floatingbison]

Shawn is the definition of unsexy.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh Sean put your hands anywhere but on my body ...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Of which doofus doth thee speak?

Pick a doofus, any doofus. This crapfest is awash with doofuses.

Red solo cups. So klassy.

[LEILANI2]

We do not need these sex scenes.

[Floatingbison]

I'm having a first world problem day:  my BMW had a bunch of warning lights come on driving to work this morning.😦

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarah, do you like your corn creamed?

YOU AIN'T RIGHT.

[hookedontv]

I’m gonna have to bleach my eyes. Whole roses on the bed…..a thorn in the ass will hopefully jolt her into reality? 

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

We do not need these sex scenes.

No we do not! TMI!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah, a few weeks ago we gave you a lot of credit for seeing like you had a couple of brain cells. You've dashed our hopes. What a blow we’ve been dealt.

 

In other news, MY EYES!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarah, do you like your corn creamed?

Six minutes in and DEAD.

Sara: "Do you have a condom?"

Shawn: "Duh, what are those?"

[LEILANI2]

Briteny that hat is too small for you big bead and 99 cent store wig.

[hookedontv]

What in the Debbie Gibson is that hat on Britney’s head? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Corn has a whole new meaning now.

That corn was erect and so was Shawn.  Such subtle camera work.

PLease show, never show me Shawn in his underwear again.  Never again. 

[kacesq]

I’m beginning to see why Brittany can’t do better than a felon with six figure restitution.

[Elizzikra]

That breaks my heart a little... that Sara hasn't ever had sober sex... and the first time is going to be with Shawn. I hate it when these people catch me in the feels a little. It interrupts the flow of my snark.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Because you are a good, kind person.

I'm taking notes for a second one! 

She's waiting breathlessly to hear Ray say those three little words: 

"is you ovulatin'?"

Whooo weeee

[LEILANI2]

This is not appropriate to show up like this.

[Keywestclubkid]

where the hoes at? lol acting like those cameras weren't set up waiting on you ... good god that was so fake 

[Gobi]

Kingpin Bink in the flesh!

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously, Ray and his friends are playing dominoes! I am DYING over here. 

[Elizzikra]

Is Britney living out some modern day "How to Lose a Guy in 90 Days" movie?

[kacesq]

All these houses look so sterile. Like they really don’t live there.

[WaltersHair]

Brittany is about to be Binked