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Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT


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Just now, Floatingbison said:

Great snarking everyone!  

Stay out of cornfields, if you know what I mean!

We're off to Portland tomorrow to pick up Greta!   

Mazel tov! Check out Chewy.com and pamper your new good girl. I’m a little jelly; still haven’t taken the plunge for a new dog but I don’t know what I’m waiting for!

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mazel tov! Check out Chewy.com and pamper your new good girl. I’m a little jelly; still haven’t taken the plunge for a new dog but I don’t know what I’m waiting for!

You definitely should 

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mazel tov! Check out Chewy.com and pamper your new good girl. I’m a little jelly; still haven’t taken the plunge for a new dog but I don’t know what I’m waiting for!

Mrs. FB can give you the facebook deets if you want to get a doggie from Mexico. It's a pretty easy vetting process and reasonable costs.  Vet fees, airfare, and a donation, and we'll give money to the couple bringing her up here. 

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1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Great snarking everyone!  

Stay out of cornfields, if you know what I mean!

We're off to Portland tomorrow to pick up Greta!   

Two syllable names ending in a vowel (not "o") are the easiest for dogs to recognize.  And they really like the word "what," as in "What a good girl!"

Oh, it's so exciting!  Good luck, congratulations.  Can't wait to hear.

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1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB can give you the facebook deets if you want to get a doggie from Mexico. It's a pretty easy vetting process and reasonable costs.  Vet fees, airfare, and a donation, and we'll give money to the couple bringing her up here. 

Enjoy your new baby girl. She's very lucky 

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Mazel tov! Check out Chewy.com and pamper your new good girl. I’m a little jelly; still haven’t taken the plunge for a new dog but I don’t know what I’m waiting for!

If, by any chance, you are in the DC metro area, I can give you a lot of information on good rescues, including one that brings dogs from Mexico.

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S04.E19: Poly Problems

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Kristianna storms off in chaos on her wedding day; Lacey questions her marriage after Shane's surprising lie detector results; Britney suspects Ray is up to no good; Nicolle suggests a poly relationship, but Daonte and Tia explode in anger.

Yes!  Poly problems!  Nicolle wants to have her cake and eat it too; that is, if we substitute cake with wallet, a.k.a. Daonte, and it with "handsome gentleman" Tia.  PPAL is here for it!

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It's time for confirmed Indian John to marry Kristianna in a ceremony that is not held in a pickup truck bed chapel.  Kristianna will be extra sparkly in her beaded gown.  John will wrap his braids tight.  And sister Kristianna will bring the dramahz!  We will yet again see that the terra that Terra is on is not so firma after all. Of course, Mama Kristianna will react with gravel voiced disapproval, as is her wont. 

Meanwhile, Ray attempts to appear animated while Lacey attempts to show shock and outrage over the fact that Chane has been bringing in cash by chatting up men online.  Of course, given the amount of botox and fillers in Lacey's face she will be as animated as:

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Original air date 2021.10.22

Let's chat!

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I am sad to report that the LAL promo team was unable to hoover any interesting nuggets out of tonight's show for yesterday's preview.  

It may be a full hour of Lacey browbeating the hell out of Chane and Brittney's one working fallopian tube chasing Ray down and locking him in a chokehold.

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HOW'S GRETA?

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8 minutes ago, candall said:

I am sad to report that the LAL promo team was unable to hoover any interesting nuggets out of tonight's show for yesterday's preview.  

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 It will be hard to beat the literal dumpster fire from last week.

Cocktail has been loaded and I'm ready for my FNS (Friday night snark)

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Welp, I'll admit it freely...  I have my glass o' wine and some snacks.  Watching the rerun of last week's shitshow, I just adored that dumpster fire!!

And Chane and the M-E-N he chats up on THEIR skanky FansOnly site...  Cracks me the hell up.  Think Lacey got a wad of filler stuck up in her brain somewhere?  She seems extra off these days.

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Please strap on your polygraphs and answer the following questions:

Have you ever snarked with a man or woman other than your spouse/significant other?

Have you ever watched pornography other than Life After Lockup?

Have you ever milked a prostate or had your prostate milked?

Have you ever welcomed someone to your, or been welcomed to someone else's vagina?

Remember, the polygraph knows if you're lying.

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2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Please strap on your polygraphs and answer the following questions:

Have you ever snarked with a man or woman other than your spouse/significant other?

Have you ever watched pornography other than Life After Lockup?

Have you never milked a prostate or had your prostate milked?

Have you ever welcomed someone to your, or been welcomed to someone else's vagina?

Remember, the polygraph knows if you're lying.

No.

But those men and women I communicate with for money, is my JOB.  Remember?  It's YOUR JOB TOO DUMBASS!

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3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

What in the holy hell is Lisa whining about now?I'm afraid for Stan the Man!

If she had access to his bank account she'd have a pillow over his face in a trice. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Please strap on your polygraphs and answer the following questions:

Have you ever snarked with a man or woman other than your spouse/significant other?

Have you ever watched pornography other than Life After Lockup?

Have you never milked a prostate or had your prostate milked?

Have you ever welcomed someone to your, or been welcomed to someone else's vagina?

Remember, the polygraph knows if you're lying.

Great, show hasn't even started yet and I'm already DEAD.

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22 minutes ago, candall said:

I am sad to report that the LAL promo team was unable to hoover any interesting nuggets out of tonight's show for yesterday's preview.  

It may be a full hour of Lacey browbeating the hell out of Chane and Brittney's one working fallopian tube chasing Ray down and locking him in a chokehold.

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HOW'S GRETA?

She's doing great  @candall.  

It's been a really smooth transition, except she gets cold when we walk her.  She has several little dog outfits now, so that should help, but going from Cabo to Washington State has been a big transition.  

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ray learned how to move his eyebrows in a scowl after many hours of practice.

He's just exhausted. After all, he and Brittany are having sex "constantly". Poor guy's too tired to make any facial expressions.

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2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

She's doing great  @candall.  

It's been a really smooth transition, except she gets cold when we walk her.  She has several little dog outfits now, so that should help, but going from Cabo to Washington State has been a big transition.  

There are few moments as great as when a southern pup sees snow for the first time.  Get ready!

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