Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Now that we're in, we're gonna strip the house of all furniture. . cool?

that could be a perfectly nice house with some decent landscaping.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I do not care about the Brittany storyline.  I want to but I just don't.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Who am I kidding, I'm in.

Oh I am DEFINITELY in. I have no shame. 

[Floatingbison]

Is Shane's beard a babe repellant?

[OoogleEyes]

If Brittany is that passionate about this, she should get a job at a rehab house and learn how it works from the ground up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Every week, Chane amazes me with his hairdos. He missed his calling.

[candall]

Oh, yes.  I was trying to remember what other stultifying storyline they showed on the Thursday preview--it's "Chane Takes Lacey to the Gym."

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, I remember watching Kody Brown blow dry his hair and pondering my life choices. Now I'm watching Brittany and her friend lug boxes out of a garage. What has happened to my life? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chane and that female gym rat need better acting coaches.

[Keywestclubkid]

that wasn't a fake ass set up at ALL .. LOL come on now

[OoogleEyes]

This storyline is SO contrived 

[Ladystardust]

How much did they pay this woman to pretend she’s attracted to Shane (who looks like he just rolled out of bed and got dressed in a dark closet). 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey on that bike, oh my stars. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yes!  Upcoming!  Daonte and Nicolle Sr.!

[Floatingbison]

Dig the dialogue:

 

I'm owt.

Like seriously, are you for real?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte, you’ve been missed! And guess what, kids? Brittney has a secret about her past! I’m shocked, SHOCKED! What a twist.

Edited October 2, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Ooh! A secret from the past! There's never been anything like that on the show.

[Floatingbison]

A Dark Secret From The Past, one of the tried and true Sharp storylines, along with Will She Show Up At the Airport (or Resort in Cesar's case)

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daonte, you’ve been missed! And guess what, kids? Brittney has a secret about her past! I’m shocked, SHOCKED!

Well, so far, everyone's secret has been a girlfriend on the side.  I'm okay with it if Brittney wants to trend.

[goofygirl]

Hey fellow snarkers!!Think Nicolle Sr. is going to ask Doante for some $$$?

Uh yeah, Doante.. This is ALL on YOU MAN!  Dipsydoodle.

Edited October 2, 2021 by goofygirl

[Ladystardust]

Just now, candall said:

Well, so far, everyone's secret has been a girlfriend on the side.  I'm okay with it if Brittney wants to trend.

Didn’t Britt already have that storyline?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

A Dark Secret From The Past, one of the tried and true Sharp storylines, along with Will She Show Up At the Airport (or Resort in Cesar's case)

I've started taking notes for a LAL bingo card. 

[candall]

. . . two completely different thangs.

[Ladystardust]

What is wrong with this guy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Nicole. You're so smooth. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nicolle: Like, like, like, like, like, like

I I had a drink every time she said like I would need to call an ambulance. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Dig the dialogue:

 

I'm owt.

Like seriously, are you for real?

Obviously, writers weren't in the budget this year 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

What is wrong with this guy?

He's dumb as a brick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Short article about Love During Lockup. Commit it to memory.

https://www.primetimer.com/item/WE-TV-orders-Love-After-Lockup-spinoff-Love-During-Lockup-gASNY5

Wait, what just happened to Nicolle, Sr.? Why am I sure she’s playing Daonte with a new approach?

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

What is wrong with this guy?

“I feel like I let her down.” Boy, what?

[Gobi]

She gets a panic attack at the thought of sex with Daonte.

[Keywestclubkid]

Meth is what happened D Meth LOL 

[Ladystardust]

Do they have matching chains?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DAONTE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE GETTING PLAYED. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Didn’t Britt already have that storyline?

Brittany did.  It would be new for Britney.  Dammit!  We cannot handle this many Brit-y variants!

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

What is wrong with this guy?

So very many things.  Do you have 10-12 hours while we list them? 

[JenE4]

Nichole and Daonte meeting by a gigantic St. Patrick’s themed LOVE sign. Daonte is hoping for the subliminal “LOVE” message to get to Nichole, while she’s working the “gold at the end of the rainbow” messaging on him.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Didn’t Britt already have that storyline?

Marcelino Brittany did, but I thought this was Ray Brittney?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicolle is in desperate need of her next hit, thus her emotionality.

[Floatingbison]

You threw me away like trash.

You used me, like an ashtray heart!*

*Captain Beefheart

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole: I just missed you! 

Pepper Mostly: Well, you missed his wallet, anyway. 

[Gobi]

"Like I missed you, like, you know, your like money and like, you know."

Edited October 2, 2021 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Nicolle: Like, like, like, like, like, like

I I had a drink every time she said like I would need to call an ambulance. 

I hope that the sexy EMTs from My 600lb Life show up for you!

[Maybeitsme]

Nicolle is losing it and obviously sorry for EVERYTHING she's done and of course Dontae falls for it. She's sincere y'all,  don't you see her leg shaking? 🤣

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, she's dangling the possibility of a three some!  That's the nuclear option, right there!  

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Brittany did.  It would be new for Britney.  Dammit!  We cannot handle this many Brit-y variants!

So very many things.  Do you have 10-12 hours while we list them? 

 

1 minute ago, candall said:

Marcelino Brittany did, but I thought this was Ray Brittney?

Dammit. I already forgot there were 2 Brittanys. I lost all my brain cells listening to Nicole and Deonte. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Even stupid idiot Shawn is starting to catch on. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Daonte she misses your sweet sweet credit cards. The anxiety from living with her broke girlfriend is driving her crazy. Also, she needs some cash for meth.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh FFS, you will only miss Shawn's money.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is jealous of Sara’s 6yo daughter. And you know he doesn’t give a shit about kids by how he treats his own SIX kids.

[Empress1]

I hate Shawn so fucking much.