Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did Kristianna rush into marriage?  Yes. Yes, she did.  She was out a minute when they were in the back of the pickup getting married. 

[mamadrama]

11 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

an alcoholic drink five minutes out of prison....what could possibly go wrong?

 

Even Shawn knows she'll need alcohol for that...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, shantown said:

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

Obviously that person isn’t a reality tv connoisseur.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Puppy's Mom, Dog, is looking rough. 

Wouldn't Puppy's mom be : BITCH??

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, shantown said:

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

the show found us

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Wouldn't Puppy's mom be : BITCH??

She does look rode hard and put away wet 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, shantown said:

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

VIEWER DOWN!

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Did Kristianna rush into marriage?  Yes. Yes, she did.  She was out a minute when they were in the back of the pickup getting married. 

Now there's a sentence I bet you never thought you'd type.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

the show found us

We’re the victims.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, shantown said:

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

Lightweight!

[shantown]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

We’re the victims.

"Life Watching Lockup"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

the show found us

What's that saying? When you're ready, the teacher appears? When you're a reality TV slut, the trash appears.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, shantown said:

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

His loss.  Were you reading him the comments??  I've thrown back my head and issued forth a silent guffaw at least four times tonight.

[Keywestclubkid]

I hope sloth from the goonies comes out. I really do. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Someone needs to tell Shawn about Nicole Junior. 

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

No corn hole jokes. Nope, won't do it.

Awww... come on!  It's FRIDAY NIGHT!! In the middle of a really ridiculous show!

We can take it!

Edited September 4, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Someone needs to tell Shawn about Nicole Junior. 

Did he have a dishwasher? I didn't notice.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What's that saying? When you're ready, the teacher appears? When you're a reality TV slut, the trash appears.

Namaste 🙏

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hey Shawn, if you do get lucky, do the world a favor and use a condom. You already have half a dozen kids you only bother to see once a month.

[WaltersHair]

Quote

We lost a viewer over here.

This little viewing group is as hard as the criminals. You have to jump in with both feet or run like hell with this show.

[Gobi]

18 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Lort.  Shawn will go out in a cornfield to have sex. This poor guy. 

What a wanker. 

You could even say that he's stalking her! 

Thank you, try the veal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kristanna hasn’t heard that they make bigger clothes.

[kacesq]

OMG no! Not fake eyelashes to go with thise brows!

[mamadrama]

Ironically, I bought my first dragon fruit yesterday. No idea what to do with it, I just thought it was pretty. 

[kacesq]

Does John know how the story of Bonnie and Clyde ended?

[candall]

FIX THOSE EYEBROWS.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, he's going to take her to a field where they will be shot hundreds of times? 

[OoogleEyes]

How can Kristianna see with those eyelashes? Does this woman not own a mirror? Or has a friend/family that likes her?

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO BE SHOT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does John know how the story of Bonnie and Clyde ended?

And when did this Bonnie and Clyde obsession begin?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS John, Bonnie and Clyde were gunned down in a field.  They are not a life goal!

[candall]

Trust you????  You're letting her walk around looking like a Batman villain!

[hookedontv]

Stupidest idea for a photo shoot. 

[Gobi]

Maybe he knows about a different Bonnie & Clyde?

[goofygirl]

Am I freaking crazy or do Kristiana's eyebrows keep changing?? Or is it just ME?? I have had almost 3 glasses of wine!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If your people stayed through the crazy eyebrows, they’ve earned some time off for good behavior.

Edited September 4, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[LEILANI2]

He's addicted to getting married over and over again to John Gacy in drag.

[hookedontv]

That was a long way down for John’s knee. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Could production not clean her hat before they gave it to her? 

[candall]

Did Clyde have bad knees?

[Coltee Gal]

Kristina looks like she’s being held hostage

[Auntie Anxiety]

Queenie is definitely king size.

[LEILANI2]

Isn't it a parole violation to consort with ex felons and continue to film a  reality show about inmates and appear in all the  sequels.

Edited September 4, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Keywestclubkid]

Parole for 20 years? I love how she plays it off like oh that’s nothing. That’s 20 fucking years. Child 

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

Did Clyde have bad knees?

He did chop off two toes in prison.

[LEILANI2]

Couldn't she have just hit her up on Facebook.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Queenie is a better cop than the cop who met with Brittany in Vegas.

[kacesq]

Queenie will be serving as Exposition Fairy tonite..

 

 

[LEILANI2]

I just get a vibe from repeat offenders.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber, no one believes that you care one iota for Puppy.

[Gobi]

Do you want to know how Queenie got those scars?