Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yet another child that is much smarter than their parent. 

[candall]

I like Kristiana.  I don't know why, really.  She's rough, but I liked it when we first met her and she scootched over and flung her arm around John instead of trying to pretend she wasn't twice his size.

 

But the producers must loathe her because they just switched back and forth between scenes of her shoveling food into her face and straight-on shots of those fucking wonky eyebrows.

[Maybeitsme]

What terrible acting 😕

[kacesq]

I hate Shawn but I do love me a good meet outside the prison gate scene! So thanks for that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Sara got some prison makeup tips so she’ll look her best upon release.

[Floatingbison]

alot can change in prison....on a steady diet of starchy foods.

 

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Shawn will go out in a cornfield to have sex. This poor guy. 

What a wanker. 

Edited September 4, 2021 by goofygirl

[shantown]

Gotta love a vodka smoothie 😂

[hookedontv]

Shawn-ew! There’s no way she’s gonna f*ck him in the car, or corn field….

[Floatingbison]

an alcoholic drink five minutes out of prison....what could possibly go wrong?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Good lord, I do not want to think about Shawn having sex with anyone ever.  And now he's making booze smoothies.  If she needs to get drunk to have sex with you, maybe don't have sex? 

[kacesq]

Ha! I dont think Shawn even bothered to pull the price tag off those supermarket flowers 

[hookedontv]

Just now, shantown said:

Gotta love a vodka smoothie 😂

Breakfast of champions! 

[Pepper Mostly]

God, no, please no more sex by the side of the road. 

She wants some booze so she can maybe black out before sexing up creepy Shawn. 

[Floatingbison]

maybe a corn field....

oh, you smooth talking romeo

[Gobi]

If it doesn't work out with Sara, does Shawn lose $50K?

[LEILANI2]

Why does Sharps keep showing us his tires lol

[Floatingbison]

if the corn stalk's rockin'

don't come a knockin'

[Auntie Anxiety]

This should be good. I wonder what she looks like.

[kacesq]

Shawn really dressed for the occasion!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. If Brittany was smart she'd say "Well, you're his parents! Don't you owe it to your son to support him?" 

That's why they want Britney to marry him PDQ!

[candall]

Wow!  Shawn has a new artsy intro, complete with his own bouncy theme song.  What did this git do to deserve all that?

[LEILANI2]

Oh I'm just a guy standing by the side of the road waiting for my fourth inmate girlfriend to get released.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Shawn-ew! There’s no way she’s gonna f*ck him in the car, or corn field….

I will not fuck you Shawn You Are!

I will not fuck you in a car!

I will not fuck you in a bar!

I will not fuck you in a chair!

I will not fuck you anywhere!

Edited September 4, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Sara got some prison makeup tips so she’ll look her best upon release.

Oooh, I hope she shares them, too! I love those prison makeup tutorials. Almost as much as the prison cooking ones! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why does Sharps keep showing us his tires lol

They are subliminally showing us that this storyline is a total retread?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This guy is such a moron.  Ugh.  Who would meet Shawn and want to have sex with him?? 

[hookedontv]

Shawn would really improve his chances of getting lucky if he wore a pickle costume….

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Good lord, I do not want to think about Shawn having sex with anyone ever.  And now he's making booze smoothies.  If she needs to get drunk to have sex with you, maybe don't have sex? 

Shawn is incapable of such higher thinking.

[LEILANI2]

SHAWN- Unemployed.

Note to Shawn, these inmates don't want you if you don't have money to put on their books.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

if the corn stalk's rockin'

don't come a knockin'

☠☠☠

I love this so much!

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This should be good. I wonder what she looks like.

She looks a little bit like Pam from The Office.

 

ETA:  She's no Destinie, of course.

 

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Edited September 4, 2021 by candall

[Floatingbison]

mmmm, does this silky ear of Iowa corn make you horny baby?

Edited September 4, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

If it doesn't work out with Sara, does Shawn lose $50K?

I mean, if Shawn doesn't stand to lose $50K, did it even happen? 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I will not fuck you Shawn You Are!

I will not fuck you in a car!

I will not fuck you in a bar!

I will not fuck you, near or far! 

 

[mamadrama]

I wonder if Shawn was able to rent the same Air BnB from last season?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Shawn would really improve his chances of getting lucky if he wore a pickle costume….

IKR? It's no big dill.

[hookedontv]

If Shawn and this chick end up with a kid after having sex in a corn field, it give a whole new meaning to “Children of the Corn.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

mmmm, this this silky ear of Iowa corn make you horny baby?

The corn is sexier than Shawn. 

[WaltersHair]

There's a bad Children of the Corn joke in there somewhere

Just now, hookedontv said:

If Shawn and this chick end up with a kid after having sex in a corn field, it give a whole new meaning to “Children of the Corn.”

you beat me to it. lol

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have a really good job and hope one day to own curtains".

[Keywestclubkid]

She does not live in that house .. 

[Gobi]

Here, Puppy, Puppy!

[Floatingbison]

the booze in that bottle she threw looked more like dishwashing soap.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Were those treatments for lung cancer, by any chance?

Edited September 4, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The corn is sexier than Shawn. 

Especially summer sweet corn....ooooh yeah, bayyybee

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puppy's Mom, Dog, is looking rough. 

[goofygirl]

Uuh oh.. Did Puppy RUNNOFT???

Meet a sweet lookin' " travelin' man"?

Her mama ain't talked to her in TWO WEEKS????

Stood her mama up for some doctor appointment??

RUN!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!!

SAVE YOURSELF AMBER!!!

[shantown]

We lost a viewer over here... they couldn't handle someone named Puppy
"How on earth did you find this show?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy is chasing another female dog in heat.

[Gobi]

No corn hole jokes. Nope, won't do it.