Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Grandma Ray is tiny.  I am still sure she could kick Brtiney's ass.  Grandma doesn't play. 

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

O.M.G.!!!!  I just spit iced tea all over my computer!! HILARIOUS!! YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!

Granny, her intentions are just what you think they are!

[mamadrama]

"I can have anything I want out of here?" 

That almost sounded genuine. I'm so used to everything being staged...

[Gobi]

Not since Antony and Cleopatra has there been such passion!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ray looks like he’s completely repulsed by into Brittney.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ray looks genuinely happy to see his grandmother.  Britney, not so much.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Grandma: I came here today to make sure that shameless hussy doesn't take advantage of him. 

Well, Ray is certainly transported with joy at seeing Brittany. He kissed her like he was kissing a parrot. 

[Nuccganggang]

ray looks like he’s rather be anywhere but near britney and her dungeon

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Nuccganggang said:

i hope jeff doesn’t go down on anissa, he might lose a tooth

That guy would lose a tooth on a trunk bologna sandwich. 

[Nuccganggang]

HAHHAAH LETS GO CHECK OUT THE KITCHEN!!

[For Cereals]

Grandma Ray knows Britney is about to live out her Misery fantasy with her grandson…

[candall]

I dunno.  I think Britney and Anissa need their own Nicholle Jrs.  

[Floatingbison]

This way more comfortable than prison.

 

Don't be so sure.  Give it a couple days.

[Maybeitsme]

I'm liking grandma, she's got Brittany's number 

[goofygirl]

Speaking of dungeons.... Wonder when Lisa's gonna get to see Stan's house o' fun with the cops on their ass??

[OoogleEyes]

I want to see Jennifer Hudson as Aretha.  Looks good. 

[Floatingbison]

I'm surprised there hasn't been an Aretha Franklin biopic before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I’ll ask the question that no one wants to ask: Does Brittney keep her wig on while having mad, passionate sex with Ray and his ankle bracelet?

[Ladystardust]

You know, a pair of JNCOs will cover that ankle monitor very nicely. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I’ll ask the question that no one wants to ask: Does Brittney keep her wig on while having mad, passionate sex with Ray and his ankle bracelet?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[mamadrama]

These dumbasses who spill their secrets on national TV and say they hope their partner never finds out is the equivalent of a kid covering their eyes during hide-n-seek and thinking nobody can see them. 

 

[candall]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That Anissa kisses that foul, semi toothless mouth with apparent enjoyment gives me the shudders. 

And now she's telling him what flowers she wants. Oh dear. 

I'm literally cringing.  He ran out of excuses to get away from her and finally had to let her touch him. . . and she immediately launches into wedding details.

I am so SAD for her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like trouble in paradise for Pickle Girl and her soulmate.

[Gobi]

An ex-con not caring about other people? How unusual.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

These dumbasses who spill their secrets on national TV and say they hope their partner never finds out is the equivalent of a kid covering their eyes during hide-n-seek and thinking nobody can see them. 

 

Of covering your head with your towel if you encounter a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so stupid it thinks if you can't see it, it can't see you!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Courtney:  Things suck with Josh.
Next scene: Courtney buys a wedding dress. 🙄

[Nuccganggang]

if they’re not dressed in pickle costumes, i don’t want to watch courtney and josh. i feel sad for both of them

[mamadrama]

I lost all my hair because of COVID. My cheap Party City wigs that I bought for fun snd paid $8 for still look better than Lady Ramen's.

[Keywestclubkid]

Whhhhhy doesn't he spend all his attention on me WHYYYYYYYY ,,,, Ugh 

[shantown]

Maybe it's just me but I would leave out the "it was a double proxy wedding and neither of us were there" part out of the wedding dress shopping 

[goofygirl]

Courtney's WEDDING DRESS shopping?? What the hell??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Majestic? Pickle Girl? There are many adjectives to describe her but that’s not one.

[WaltersHair]

I'm late!! Had to do a family thing so I know it's half over.

[OoogleEyes]

Aren't they already married?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like trouble in paradise for Pickle Girl and her soulmate.

NO! Say it isn't so! My faith in true love is shattered.

[Gobi]

No pickle wedding dresses?

[Keywestclubkid]

hes not your fuck machine lady he is a human with his own feelings .... what the fuck is she expecting from this man 

[Nuccganggang]

you’re buying a wedding dress, and this dude flushed his wedding ring down the toilet?? i am flabbergasted by this decision making 

[Ladystardust]

Yes, wedding dress shopping is a sure way to fix a rocky patch in your relationship. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Courtney, it’s crazy to entertain the thought, but maybe he’s just not that into you? Just saying.

[shantown]

I would pick a Mrs. Frizzle style dress covered in pickles

[Floatingbison]

Double proxy death row maximum security intensive management unit wedding. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

No pickle wedding dresses?

Maybe she'll have them embroider a pickle into the hem. 

[Nuccganggang]

floating mermaid? more like a cvs bag drifting thru a lake in flint, michigan

[Floatingbison]

This is the world's saddest bridal shop.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Yes, wedding dress shopping is a sure way to fix a rocky patch in your relationship. 

Its a rule on any Matt Sharp show that there has to be a wedding dress shopping scene. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I'm late!! Had to do a family thing so I know it's half over.

Every week we need to be reminded of certain priorities. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Courtney's WEDDING DRESS shopping?? What the hell??

Nicolllllee is steady beack pedaling.... Just sayin'.

[Gobi]

Wait till she finds out that he cleans it in the dishwasher.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Nuccganggang said:

floating mermaid? more like a cvs bag drifting thru a lake in flint, michigan

 

Just now, Floatingbison said:

This is the world's saddest bridal shop.

Ya’ll are killing me tonight.