Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

New season, new crew, new LIVE CHAT thread.  Chat along with fellow posters while outsiders wait for felons to be released, felons meet their "loves", felon lovers figure out this might not have been their best life choice, and we get to enjoy what has to be a terrible toupee.  Yes, it's Love After Lockup season 4.  Friday night viewing is back!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Counting the minutes.  The preview was enough to get me all geared up for the how.  

[OoogleEyes]

I'm watching the last episode from last season.  Those LIPS! What a wacky bunch 

OMG, the walk to the mailbox. I forgot about that! 🤣🤣

Edited June 19, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[goofygirl]

I'm seeing like a what's happened since deal.  Did I miss this before??

Chevelle & Quualude break up?  Cynthia signs up for inhouse rehab? Andrea & Lamar & fam are going on a family mission to Ghana? Lacey goes on bedrest?

I musta missed this whole thing.  I don't remember ANY of this stuff!

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I'm seeing like a what's happened since deal.  Did I miss this before??

Chevelle & Quualude break up?  Cynthia signs up for inhouse rehab? Andrea & Lamar & fam are going on a family mission to Ghana? Lacey goes on bedrest?

I musta missed this whole thing.  I don't remember ANY of this stuff!

That’s okay, @goofygirl. There will not be a pop quiz. 

[goofygirl]

Thank you!  It must be WINE TIME???

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Thank you!  It must be WINE TIME???

Oh yes, absolutely!

[goofygirl]

Old Quualude is starting to make sense.  Jeebus.  

Shut it up Chevelle.  You are a MORON honey. So sorry.

Edited June 19, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shovel and Qualuude weren’t made for each other after all. The kid will have to find someone else to call “Daddy,” even if she never met him before.

[OoogleEyes]

What happened to his rolling suitcase of sadness?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Shavel. You make it sound like there was nothing in it for you. We all know better.

Looks like Toupee Guy is the new FlapJack.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What happened to his rolling suitcase of sadness?

He left it at that corner he was headed for while Chevelle chewed on his behind.

No Sarah, he'll just USUALLY let those girls down. They're gonna end up JUST LIKE YOU.

Edited June 19, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Michael isn’t on the show anymore, I won’t have to turn on the closed captioning.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, this "proposal" is just embarrassing 

[candall]

I feel all fond and nostalgic about these nutjobs!

I find myself rooting for Smellyjacket and Kristiana+.  You crazy kids.  You know you love each other!

 

 

Oh wait.  It's Sarah and Michael.  Never mind.  Bring on the next team.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I’m totally convinced that Michael will be a loyal husband and father for years to come. Just kidding.

[goofygirl]

Seriously.  Let's just wrap this one up and MOVE ALONG...

[OoogleEyes]

I can't wait to see what false eyelashes this season will bring 

[goofygirl]

BYEEEEEE......

Meanwhile, the devil dick strikes again.

And now for the #1 moron of the season, Shawn.  Wave byeeeee to your $50k.  Wait, WHUT?? She in prison?? And she needs $$$$ ?? 

And now... Shawn's got another one from the penpal website.  HIS POOR KIDS!

 

Edited June 19, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Seriously.  Let's just wrap this one up and MOVE ALONG...

Eh, they need to give us a yardstick to measure this season’s losers loving couples by.

[Floatingbison]

Got home from work and I was doing some landscaping. . . . I was spreading snark dust!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie: So even though I hate you, stole your car and your credit card, I think I’m entitled to need some money.

Edited June 19, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

SEND ME MONEY 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I can't wait to see what false eyelashes this season will bring 

Off the charts.  They're going to completely bypass the eyebrows and become tangled in the women's hairlines.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn hasn’t played the fool enough, so he’s doubling down.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

14 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What happened to his rolling suitcase of sadness?

It was so sad it rolled off without him.  :-( 

[Gobi]

We're back. Sure hope I don't have to shank a skank tonight!

[kacesq]

Squee!!! So happy for new ...participants! Tired of the 90DF crew.

[OoogleEyes]

What a trip last season was!

Now....let's go 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why do I love this show so much?❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kacesq]

I see the makeup choices are on point, as always...

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why do I love this show so much?❤️❤️❤️❤️

Maybe it resonates with your Inner Cellmate

[goofygirl]

You love it because it is a total reflection of our fellow felon humans with a skosh of cray!

[Floatingbison]

Daonte!!! DYNO-MITE!

[LEILANI2]

I thought he was the convict.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Closed captioning needed to be switched on after all. This guy refuses to open his mouth when he talks.

[LEILANI2]

Oh no, Nicole has the crazy eyes.

[goofygirl]

Lort, these people! Nicole the robber!

[Floatingbison]

Pink wine?   ....is that from the Château Lafite Rothschild cellars?

[LEILANI2]

Actually they both have crazy eyes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole does have such an innocent look about her, doesn’t she?

[Gobi]

"I wanted to be married by 28, now I'm 33. But I'm never gonna give up on that dream. Where's my time machine ? "

[OoogleEyes]

OMG wut.

[candall]

I bet he humps that teddy bear, too.

[LEILANI2]

What did I just see.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Down boy. From the looks of things, she’s not giving it up without a fight, or a boob job.

[LucyEth]

This guy reminds me of Caesar from 90-day.  

[kacesq]

I see Derrick will be playing the role of reasonable friend.

[LEILANI2]

This might be a new low, he just showed us the sex toy he sticks his peen in and then cleans it in the dishwasher.

[Floatingbison]

I have a client who is on for re-sentencing next month who would be perfect for this show.  My staff has talked with her about it and she says she's up for it.  She advertises on Caged Ladies.  I can't say who it is, but she's really nice, but she's not above running scams on guys (which makes her perfect for LAL).   She says she has about 20 guys on the hook and she strings them along and they send her money.