S12.E11: The Monthiversary

[humbleopinion]

Approaching the first milestone, the couples are reminded of the commitment they made to a complete stranger one month ago; while some celebrate this achievement, others question their future with their spouses.

Edited March 22, 2021 by humbleopinion

[gonecrackers]

Have to say it... am loving Jake - in every way - on Unfiltered.  Damn.

Edited March 24, 2021 by gonecrackers

[Crashcourse]

I just caught the last 30 seconds so I don't know what anyone said, but Jake looked like a caveman to me.  I know he wanted to show off those arms.

Edited March 25, 2021 by Crashcourse

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Have to say it... am loving Jake - in every way - on Unfiltered.  Damn.

I’d love to watch that, but am unwilling to give up Jeopardy for it. 

[gonecrackers]

Jake team vs. Haley team ... get ready to rumble. 😂

[gonecrackers]

4 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

I just caught the last 30 seconds so I don't know what anyone said, but Jake looked like a caveman to me.  I know he wanted to show off those arms.

And why not? He worked for them. Ladies always say "if you got 'em flaunt 'em" about their boobs, so why shouldn't he show off his nicely worked arms.

Then there's Twiggy next to him... (sorry Erik, that was mean of me). 😈

[Straycat80]

No more apartment living? Shouldn’t Clara wait to see if they are going to make it and have sex before moving into Ryan’s place? Confused. 

[Mindthinkr]

She might think if she doesn’t commit all the way and move in that he won’t go all the way and put it in. 

[Crashcourse]

12 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

And why not? He worked for them. Ladies always say "if you got 'em flaunt 'em" about their boobs, so why shouldn't he show off his nicely worked arms.

Aaaannnnnd the fighting begins!  😅

[gonecrackers]

5 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

Aaaannnnnd the fighting begins!  😅

*ding ding*

Nah, kidding. I'm pretty tired so you have the advantage.

I just remind myself I have no personal stake in these folks, but it still sucks me in. 😞

[Straycat80]

Paige just stated her main problem: she has fallen in love with THE IDEA of marriage. I like Briannas commentary  about how everything with Chris is B.S.  she’s right. Too bad Paige would not have listened. 

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

*ding ding*

Nah, kidding. I'm pretty tired so you have the advantage.

I just remind myself I have no personal stake in these folks, but it still sucks me in. 😞

Hah, I just finished stuffing my face with cookies so I'm in no shape to fight anyone.  😄

Seriously though, as long as I've watched this show, I'm still amazed that people come on this show to marry a stranger at first sight.  

Oh gawwwd.  Jake and Haley.  

[gonecrackers]

FFS Haley, you both know there's no connection... shows the chart stuff is total BS.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

Hah, I just finished stuffing my face with cookies so I'm in no shape to fight anyone.  😄

I got into the M&Ms with Almonds. Mindless eating as I watch this nonsense. I had to put the bag in the other room or this show would give me an extra 5 lbs. 

[Crashcourse]

Shut the fuck up Virginia.

[Cancun]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

FFS Haley, you both know there's no connection... shows the chart stuff is total BS.

Ha, I was gonna say the Chart Lady had better relationship advice than “the experts.”  Be aware of a tendency to control, actively let defenses down, let go of negative energy.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Cancun said:

Ha, I was gonna say the Chart Lady had better relationship advice than “the experts.”  Be aware of a tendency to control, actively let defenses down, let go of negative energy.

None of it will work for them though. 😂

[Cancun]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

None of it will work for them though. 😂

Totally agree!  Was just thinking how ironic that a chart reader sounds more helpful than an expert. Wacky show. 🤣

[Straycat80]

Too much of these fakers. I really want to see Paige smack Chris in the head with that cue stick. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Mes amis! I am so mach late!

Tarot cards?! The shark, he is jumped!

Edited March 25, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

Here goes Sir Gaslight again.  Good Lord.  And why does he show up looking like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch every. single. time.  Paige is a damn fool, period. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Mes amis! I am so mach late!

Better late than never. 
Welcome 😊

[Mean Jeanne]

I don’t know why this is bothering me so much but

SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL, WHY CAN’T RYAN GET A NORMAL GROWNUP HAIRCUT?!?
FFS!!!!!!!!
 

And all the stuff the rest of you are saying, yeah that too

 

[Crashcourse]

So now I'm really beginning to think that Paige and Chris are putting on a show.  

[Mindthinkr]

It’s been a week since we were together.... He means a week since they’ve had sex. It’s better if she only sees him when they are filming. She falls into his trap over and over and keeps having sex with him. If he’s that hard for her to resist then she’s been better off to keeping it to filming times which are coincidentally what she gets paid for. 

[VioletNevermind]

I know Pastor Cal isn’t calling people “unmatchable.”  Pretty big talk from someone who, along with a team of others, has left a shitload of ridiculousness in his wake due to his matching “skills.”

(Yes, I’m still going to watch it.  See you guys then! *sigh*)

[Hangin Out]

Well what do you know .. it’s the Chris & Paige Bullshit Show again.  To boot, I couldn’t even fast forward either.  Damn.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Silver Bells said:

Well what do you know .. it’s the Chris & Paige Bullshit Show again.  To boot, I couldn’t even fast forward either.  Damn.

Welcome to my world. I can’t record or FF. 

[VioletNevermind]

Vincent, I say this every week, but please keep it together tonight.  Only one hour to go.  You can do this. 

[spunky]

She signed a contract you big dummy, so of course she'll talk to you on camera. Chris is the worst!

[spunky]

Vincent and Brianna are so cute. I hope Vincent doesn't find another reason to have a tantrum and ruin their day.

[CSunshine76]

 Chris is THE WORST. THE ABSOLUTE F’ING WORST.

Paige, please, for the love of God, stop engaging this MFer. Block his number and file for divorce. 

[Hangin Out]

1 hour ago, gonecrackers said:

Have to say it... am loving Jake - in every way - on Unfiltered.  Damn.

Yes, and he does talk and makes sense.  He also owns a couple of jackets and ties which he’s worn on Unfiltered before.  He decided to go casual tonight.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

 Chris is THE WORST. THE ABSOLUTE F’ING WORST.

Paige, please, for the love of God, stop engaging this MFer. Block his number and file for divorce. 

I’m sure she will as soon as the money for filming stops. She’s just going along with the game for now. 

[Myrtle Urkele]

I have a feeling that he either is gaslighting her or asking her to sleep with him whenever they're not on camera. It could be self-preservation for her to only interact with him when cameras are around. He's done so much shady stuff with not talking to her in front of production. I'm so disappointed in this show this season.

[Straycat80]

I’m not buying these fake nicey nice interactions between Haley and Jake. She can’t stand him, walk away. He knows she can’t stand him, he should walk away. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I’m not buying these fake nicey nice interactions between Haley and Jake. She can’t stand him, walk away. He knows she can’t stand him, he should walk away. 

There remains the slight possibility that Jake isn't really fond of Haley!

[VioletNevermind]

Want to know what I hope?  I hope that Haley somehow falls for Jake during the last week of this nonsense and Jake politely but firmly sends her home to the rest of her thoroughly crappy wardrobe.

[Straycat80]

5 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

There remains the slight possibility that Jake isn't really fond of Haley!

Yeah, he definitely does not like her either. If she won’t walk he should. 
 

That was an awkward and painful conversation. These two are now staying together like Chris and Paige, for the paycheck apparently. 

Edited March 25, 2021 by Straycat80

[Crashcourse]

My God, Jake looks like he'd stab her with his fork.  The man really is creepy.  Haley should stop trying and be honest with him.   

[gonecrackers]

Haley & Jake - END IT!!!!!!!!!!

[Crashcourse]

If Jake was so sexually attractive to other women like he says, then I wonder why he went on MAFS.  He's bullshitting and women find him creepy AF.

Stop fake crying Haley.  You know damn well you don't want him.  

[VioletNevermind]

“It’s a hug.”  Yes, Jake!  FINISH HER!!!  I have zero issue with this.  He richly deserves this after what Haley has put him through.  

[Mindthinkr]

Jake is right. They’d have to be struck by lightning ⚡️. The chances of them both being hit is astronomical although I do know a couple that was walking on the beach holding hands. He got hit and she felt the shock through him. 
This couple is like his steak. Well done. 

[gonecrackers]

Oh fucking keep your tears Haley - so stupid. You did not give everything - you fucking faked everything & he's tired of your BS. I really hope this is IT for them.

3 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

If Jake was so sexually attractive to other women like he says, then I wonder why he went on MAFS.  He's bullshitting and women find him creepy AF.

Stop fake crying Haley.  You know damn well you don't want him.  

He said he's never been with anyone who didn't find him attractive, as in, people he's dated, not everyone in the world.

And yes she's completely fake, always has been, he's calling her out on it & she can't handle it. boo hoo Haley

Edited March 25, 2021 by gonecrackers

[Mindthinkr]

Does anyone else feel like this show is dragging tonight. I’m tired and it’s not giving me an enthusiasm to stay up and watch. I am because I like snarking with y’all. 

[Retired at last]

It's not even on here for another 90 minutes, but I am getting all I need to know from you guys -thanks! I may try to watch the Jake/Haley scenes. I am not a Haley fan.

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Does anyone else feel like this show is dragging tonight. I’m tired and it’s not giving me an enthusiasm to stay up and watch. I am because I like snarking with y’all. 

Ditto! 

[Crashcourse]

4 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

He said he's never been with anyone who didn't find him attractive, as in, people he's dated, not everyone in the world.

And I didn't say everyone in the world..  When I said "women" I meant women he's dated.  I still say if they found him attractive that he would have wound up with one of them.  He's a muscle bound liar and he knows he's creepy and he likes to play that up. 

Frankly, I'd be afraid to be alone on an elevator with his ass.  

[LennieBriscoe]

Haley hates how Jake just cuts through her crap! He spoke honestly and perhaps with not a little embarrassment about Haley's pulling back from hugs and from a kiss. 

AND he got his "In 4 weeks you won't  have to see me again [I'll divorce you]!" dibs! 

Paige could take some lessons!

Edited March 25, 2021 by LennieBriscoe