SO8.E14: Big Fat Baby News

[Ketzel]

Things are looking up for Whitney during an Asheville getaway, but when she discovers Ryan has been keeping devastating news from her, will she ever be able to trust him again? Whitney is shocked by a surprise call from Chase and his baby daughter.

[Floatingbison]

That's a beautiful waterfall except for all the overweight people climbing all over it.

[Eldemarge]

I'm running a bath but I thought I'd catch the beginning of The Fat Narcissist show since I'm just sitting around...

[mamadrama]

She acts like she's so strong and determined to be doing things like this, only it's NOT her being "strong." it's literally putting others' lives in danger. 

[Floatingbison]

Yes, I'm watching this.  I think I've hit rock bottom.  Well, I guess admitting that I have a problem is the first step.

[Snarkastikate]

Whitney & Buddy.  Whitney & Buddy.  Christ almighty.  

[mamadrama]

Why is she so loud all the time? The bellowing alone would drive me away. 

[Eldemarge]

Chase's baby is born.  It's DEVASTATING NEWS and all about poor, poor Whitney.

[mamadrama]

So is the "big fat baby" in the title referring to Whitney? 

So it's okay for her to talk about her mental health and her depression but the minute Buddy mentions HIS she throws a hissy fit? 

[Floatingbison]

I saw a great rock show at the Grey Eagle in Asheville.  I'm still on their email list . . .it reminds me of happier (pre pandemic) times.

 

http://www.thegreyeagle.com/

Edited February 10, 2021 by Floatingbison

[mamadrama]

Up until this moment my 9yo honestly thought that "no BS" stood for "no bullshit." 

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I saw a great rock show at the Grey Eagle in Asheville.  I'm still on their email list . . .it reminds me of happier (pre pandemic) times.

Every year my town has a Mushroom Festival and a big part of it is a huge rock show. It's amazing. My area is known for agates and people come from all over the country to pick morels and to go rock hounding in our creeks. 

[Eldemarge]

Where are they, again?  Looks pretty. I like rainy with palm trees.

NM, I am dumb.  Asheville.

Edited February 10, 2021 by Eldemarge

[mamadrama]

Geeze, you'd think Chase's girlfriend would have the compassion to cross her legs and wait until Whitney was ready before she gave birth...

Edited February 10, 2021 by mamadrama

[Floatingbison]

My rock show was more of the deafening, sweaty type @mamadrama!   But I hear you on rocks too... Mrs. FB picked up (stole) a shit load of nice rocks in Arizona to bring back for our water feature in the back yard.

[VioletNevermind]

When my friends want to do an activity that I know I can’t physically handle, I don’t participate because it would hold everyone else back and ruin their fun.  WHITNEY.

I was informed tonight that while watching this show, I mutter the words, “This bitch . . . “ about 20 times. 

Edited February 10, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Floatingbison]

I look at Whitney and I think, she needs to start walking, then jogging, and pay attention to her diet, and shelve all her stupid social drama llama ding dong for a year and lose some lbs.

[mamadrama]

Chase posted his baby news on his IG and Whitney is STILL mad that "nobody told her"? Was she expecting to be the first one called? Ryan wasn't "keeping it from her." It was literally on social media. 

Edited February 10, 2021 by mamadrama

[Eldemarge]

I'm going to guess Ryan didn't immediately run out and tell Whitney about the baby is because it has nothing to do with her.  But yes, let's demonize Ryan for.... whatever Buddy is grasping at.

[Floatingbison]

Buddy has such an unfortunate face and body.... and he seems like he's clinically depressed.   Whitney seems like a psychic vampire who sucks the life out of her friends.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm going to guess Ryan didn't immediately run out and tell Whitney about the baby is because it has nothing to do with her.  But yes, let's demonize Ryan for.... whatever Buddy is grasping at.

Buddy has to stick his head a little further up Whitney's ass than normal. After all, he came dangerously close to being fired for being truthful the day before...

[Snarkastikate]

I don't like the new deballed Todd.  So she's calling Ryan a man whore, funny.  Buddy sold his soul to Whit.  Easier than getting a real job I guess.  That's sick.  So Chase still making appearances on Whitney's show.  Interesting, maybe a contractual thing.  So Buddy says  it's shady that Ryan hasn't told Whitney about the baby?  Why would she give a shit if she ever saw him again if this was "real life"?  Isn't this HER show?    Oh the drama LOL.  

[Floatingbison]

Who had a baby?  I'm new here.

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Who had a baby?  I'm new here.

Whitney’s ex fiancé baby mama. 

[mamadrama]

"The baby came early." *snort* I knew they'd play that card. 

[Mommygetz]

Key word being EX-fiancé, Whitney. This baby is no longer your business.

Also, bravo to Buddy for getting subtle revenge on Whitney! 👏🏼

[Floatingbison]

Whitney giving the lecture on how her "friend circle" works...did I hear that right?

[mamadrama]

Whitney, quit blubbering and bellowing in the rain. You are not Rachel McAdams and this is not THE NOTEBOOK. 

[Snarkastikate]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Buddy has to stick his head a little further up Whitney's ass than normal. After all, he came dangerously close to being fired for being truthful the day before...

Yeah it's really obvious tonight.  Why is Todd even there, teasing me with the memory of how fun he was?  

OMG another freakout, so maybe Buddy should not have told her, or maybe in private.  But why am I pretending this is reality when it's not.  Ooooo the drama in the rain, her fakery is really showing through.  Lots of fast talking.  

[SunnyBeBe]

Her theory that Ryan owed her some duty to report baby news is ridiculous.  One of those contrived producer things....

[Floatingbison]

Whitney lost her voice....sure... what an attention seeker.  I've known people like this, . . . always want to make it about themselves.

[PupCal]

I love Ryan's fake-ass excuse about why he had to leave.

[Floatingbison]

I'll bet her voice has mysteriously  come back in the next scene.

[Snarkastikate]

Her bathing suit makes her look like a hot air balloon

[Donut Bear]

I am feeling so good. I am so happy.  I have never felt so good.  This is the happiest I have ever been. 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Her theory that Ryan owed her some duty to report baby news is ridiculous.  One of those contrived producer things....

I don't think that part's contrived. Whitney's a bitch. I think she honestly did feel that entitlement. 

[alabetser]

After watching the whole team practically carry her up that waterfall, she had better not try and brag about it as an accomplishment. It takes no skill to be carted around like that and it's endangering other people in the process.

And why is she so obsessed with knowing the baby arrived? Why is she even interested in any of this? It couldn't be less about her. It's literally the lovechild of what they are trying to sell as a cheating ex. Most people would block him or be tempted to go full Maleficent on their scorned lover, not be on stand-by like she's adopting the kid.

Edited February 10, 2021 by alabetser

[mamadrama]

She's obsessing over whether or not Chase, or anyone else, has acknowledged her "likes" or comments. Just when I think she can't get any more full of herself...

[Donut Bear]

This show gives the perverted impression that all of these so called friends have nothing better to do than cater to, worry about, cheer up, encourage, and humor Queen Whitney. 

[mamadrama]

22 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

My rock show was more of the deafening, sweaty type @mamadrama!   But I hear you on rocks too... Mrs. FB picked up (stole) a shit load of nice rocks in Arizona to bring back for our water feature in the back yard.

ha ha ha! I went back and re-reread your post. My head's clearly been somewhere else lately. I can't wait to return to deafening, sweaty rock shows. Just one more thing I'm looking forward to once this pandemic's a memory. 

[Snarkastikate]

3 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

This show gives the perverted impression that all of these so called friends have nothing better to do than cater to, worry about, cheer up, encourage, and humor Queen Whitney. 

That's their job

[mamadrama]

When I first had my newborns I know that my husband and I parked our asses on Instagram 24/7 to see if any of our exes acknowledged us. 

[Eldemarge]

That baby was not "early."   

Whitney is already trying to figure out how to get that baby to worship her.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

That baby was not "early."   

Whitney is already trying to figure out how to get that baby to worship her.

She'll be sending "Uncle Whitney" presents soon. i

[jacksgirl]

13 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

That's their job

That's why they were dubbed "Social Barnacles"

[JeanJean]

Don't @ me, but I do feel this week Whitney was much better. She realized she jumped unfairly on Ryan.  I actually think Chase should have sent her a text first asking if it was okay to call with the baby - that could have put her in a really uncomfortable position. I felt like Buddy was kind of a douche briefly, but overall it was a vast improvement after last week. 

Edited February 10, 2021 by JeanJean

[Me from ME]

In next week's preview, Buddy said that when they had sex he was "dru..." Just as we always suspected.

[mamadrama]

"I'm living in a little box with no room to..."? Nah, that's too easy. 

[Floatingbison]

We're supposed to be getting Big Snow tomorrow, so I'm going out to covid central to get some food and then fill up with gas to get ready in case we get Snowmageddeon.

[Snarkastikate]

Does she still see a therapist?   Just wondering.  The 1000 lb sisters are more mentally balanced than she is.  So next week they're bringing up that Buddy & her had sex, AGAIN???  Holy crap.

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, JeanJean said:

Don't hate @ me, but I do feel this week Whitney was much better. She realized she jumped unfairly on Ryan.  I actually think Chase should have sent her a text first asking if it was okay to call with the baby - that could have put her in a really uncomfortable position. I felt like Buddy was kind of a douche briefly, but overall it was a vast improvement after last week. 

I feel like what we were watching was Whitney suddenly realizing how she probably appears on camera and going into some damage control.