ByaNose August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 David is playing so zen that his game is pretty boring. His acting dumb is annoying the HG. He might need to pick it up a bit or he’ll be out on his keister real soon. Link to comment
mooses August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Callaphera said: Oh, Janelle won the HoH Room endurance comp and stayed behind. Janelle: "I know I'm good with Memphis and whatever." Memphis: *noncommittal noises* Yeah, that wasn't the reassurance I was hoping for. Even with the little lie of, "I don't want a big alliance" thrown in there. 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Callaphera said: dark chocolate covered pretzels First fried pickles, now dark chocolate covered pretzels. It's like the world's best random picnic basket is coming together as the days unfold. 7 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 And now Franzel and National Filet Mignon (vegan non-meat alternative, natch) are in the HoH room with Memphis. Arbor Day is offering to play in the Safety Suite to lead the rest of the house off the scent. Franzel says at least two of them should play. Arbor Day is like a kid on a sugar buzz going "YEAH YEAH YEAH!" in a whisper and jumping up and down because... I dunno, she sucks. Now Dani is there. Oh yay. Three blondes I can't stand all in the room at once. Woo. Arbor Day: "No, I wanna do it and fucking win." Ah, there's the crazy asshole we all know and never loved. 6 6 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, CrazyDog said: you guys really are the best. And way more entertaining than this season. This is a very low bar to clear. 7 6 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 About the alliance name: Memphis: "They [Production] is checking The Usual Suspects [because it's probably a trademarked name because it's a movie, dumbasses]." Christmas: "Yeah, because The Closers [the temp name]. Tyler pointed out that you take off the C and it's The Losers." Fuck off, Tyler. Stop doing our work for us. Now it's not funny anymore. *kicks a rock* 18 2 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Callaphera said: And now Franzel and National Filet Mignon (vegan non-meat alternative, natch) are in the HoH room with Memphis. Shut up and leave, you two; it's 20 minutes past his bedtime. ETA: Make it three, since I missed that Dani showed up because I don't really care. Edited August 14, 2020 by Alice Mudgarden 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Dani: "Are you think straight up or backdoor?" Memphis: "Nah, not the backdoor. It's too early." Hello again, Helen. (Memphis hasn't named any names for nominees. He's being cagey with everyone saying that he hasn't decided.) 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Dani: "Are you think straight up or backdoor?" Memphis: "Nah, not the backdoor. It's too early." At least take him out to get some fried pickles and dark chocolate covered pretzels first before you start talking about using the backdoor, Dani. Edited August 14, 2020 by Alice Mudgarden 12 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) Memphis locked the HoH door. Da'Vonne goes upstairs and knocks on the door. "Oh, he probably asleep." She went to go ask Memphis how he's feeling, he's refusing to name names and keeps saying that he's waiting until tomorrow, he doesn't know. Can Cody please go up there so we hear what Memphis really thinks? Da'Vonne gave him the "Not to use the kids but we're both parents" pitch. Edited August 14, 2020 by Callaphera Link to comment
mooses August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) The fact that Christmas is safe this week in this giant alliance, but is already volunteering to burn her Safety Suite as part of the "cover up," it's like...do these people never learn? Does she not remember being the biggest patsy her last season? And she's so eager to repeat it so soon for the most rag-tag alliance? Yeesh. Edited August 14, 2020 by mooses 4 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Alice Mudgarden said: At least take him out to get some fried pickles and dark chocolate covered pretzels first before you start talking about using the backdoor, Dani. Oh good, I'm g;lad I'm not the only one who read that quote from the gutter. Regarding TequilaTyler's supposed snark. Bitch, please. I am not threatened by anything coming from someone who looks like a grown up Cousin Oliver after he went through the Brady Male Perm Rite of Passage. Edited August 14, 2020 by Maverick 16 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Cody is in the HoH room. Cody: "You got it locked?" Memphis: "Yeah. I want to discourage people from coming in here." He just wants to put away his clothes, do his DR, and go to bed. It's 30 minutes past Grandpa's bedtime. Respect your elders! Also, I have no idea what Arbor Day and David were talking about but I heard her say: "I can just talk. Y'all will have to tell me to shut up if it's too much." (paraphrased) Okay, but we've been saying that you talk too much since BB19 and you still haven't listened soooo... 2 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Maverick said: Oh good, I'm g;lad I'm not the only one who read that quote from the gutter. You know you can always count on me. I'll make that joke, no worries haha Edited August 14, 2020 by Alice Mudgarden 1 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Memphis tells Cody he is thinking about putting up Nicole A and David. He is not sold on Ian. 3 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 1 minute ago, choclatechip45 said: Memphis tells Cody he is thinking about putting up Nicole A and David. He is not sold on Ian. Good Memphis, good. You show everyone what a power play you are. 8 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 I have to say, Memphis locking his door and just wanting sleep is very much, as the kids say, "a mood". 9 3 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, Maverick said: Good Memphis, good. You show everyone what a power play you are. Honestly, it is kind of refreshing that he is not letting someone else running his HOH. 9 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, Maverick said: Good Memphis, good. You show everyone what a power play you are. Did Helen teach you nothing about timing? 2 Link to comment
CrazyDog August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Alice Mudgarden said: This is a very low bar to clear. You all are at Dan's Funeral level of entertaining. One of my fav BB moments ever. I really hate seeing Labor Day, BadNicole and Dani get their way this week. Ugh. Hopefully something blows up on them. I kind of feel for Memphis' desire to just go to bed and get away from these people. How is David on anyone's radar? Just an easy nom? I'm not opposed to Nicole A on the block, but its definitely the wrong Nicole. Maybe Kevin will get the week off. 4 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Memphis told Cody not to play in the Safety Suite and save it for next week just in case but if Cody can convince Tyler to play, that would be best. Memphis: "I could put up Kaysar and Janelle and let them go at it." (Cody points out that Memphis has a good rapport with Janelle and they can use them, Memphis agrees.) Memphis: "I'm more concerned about Da'Vonne and Bayleigh." If Christmas wins next week and she puts up Janelle, that would be best for the bros. Memphis about doing fan favourite moves and shit: "I'm not here for the audience. I'm here to win." 1 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Cody keeps forgetting his season had Battle of the Block which is why his alliance was able to run HOH the whole season. 4 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) Cody: "Nicole A, I wouldn't mind her going up. She's a number for Janelle." Precious Cinnamon Roll Nicole: "Janelle's a bad bad bad person and I still love her because I love everyone but bad. Bad Janelle." Also MEMPHIS JUST WANTS TO PEE so he left Precious Cinnamon Roll Nicole cooling her heels outside the HoH room for the past ten minutes while he talked to Cody and then finally go to drain the lizard. Hee! Edited August 14, 2020 by Callaphera 2 2 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alice Mudgarden said: Did Helen teach you nothing about timing? Yes, the time is nownever. 2 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Memphis about doing fan favourite moves and shit: "I'm not here for the audience. I'm here to win." Yes, and stopping Nicole and David from rampaging through this game is a brilliant way to achieve that. I'm glad he's making his own decisions (but it sounds like that may not even happen) but he could make better choices. 1 6 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Meanwhile, in the kitchen: Dani: "Enzo! Janelle just said that's there's booze in the Safety Suite. Real booze." Janelle: "Full bottles!" Heh. 2 1 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) Nicole F is telling Ian that Nicole A fought Kevin to have the bed next to Janelle. Edited August 14, 2020 by choclatechip45 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, Callaphera said: MEMPHIS JUST WANTS TO PEE FALL IN YOUR PEEEEEE 11 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, choclatechip45 said: Nicole F is telling Ian that Nicole fought Kevin to have the bed next to Janelle. That bitch. 4 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, choclatechip45 said: Nicole F is telling Ian that Nicole fought Kevin to have the bed next to Janelle. So that she could seethe quietly every night as Janelle's morning breath wafts across her face, intensifying her "She said I didn't deserve my win!" rage. Stay mad, Franzel. Just now, Alice Mudgarden said: FALL IN YOUR PEEEEEE Best memory of BB21 ever. JACKSON. FALL IN YOUR PEE. FALL IN IT. YOU FELL IN YOUR PEE. Same energy as all of us begging for Big Meech to fall in her own pile of vomit on the swings comp. 5 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, Alice Mudgarden said: FALL IN YOUR PEEEEEE Didn't someone have to pee and bailed in the Pressure Cooker? If the misery that's 2020 finally gives us something good and we get a return of Pressure Cooker, we know one HG who won't be able to hack it. Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Ian just told Memphis he hasn't heard from Dan in years. YIKES. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) Apparently Franzel told Cody that Memphis plays like Caleb. Oh God, Memphis please sit down and refuse to play the Veto. 3 minutes ago, Maverick said: Didn't someone have to pee and bailed in the Pressure Cooker? If the misery that's 2020 finally gives us something good and we get a return of Pressure Cooker, we know one HG who won't be able to hack it. And weren't they locked in there before another person or two dropped out because they could only leave in groups of three? There have been so many pee pee dances at comps over the years that I might be getting them mixed up. And then there's Jackson pissing himself ten minutes into an endurance comp. Edited August 14, 2020 by Callaphera 2 Link to comment
keke23 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 I wish Janelle really did have this army that everyone has created in their heads. 14 Link to comment
vb68 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Maverick said: Bitch, please. I am not threatened by anything coming from someone who looks like a grown up Cousin Oliver after he went through the Brady Male Perm Rite of Passage. Ok, that has to be nominated as one of the best lines of the season so far! 29 minutes ago, Alice Mudgarden said: I have to say, Memphis locking his door and just wanting sleep is very much, as the kids say, "a mood". Hell, remember Sam's "This is MY room and nobody else better be up here!" 31 minutes ago, choclatechip45 said: Memphis tells Cody he is thinking about putting up Nicole A and David. He is not sold on Ian. If some are pissed David is a HN, yeah nominating him is going to go over nice and easy. 28 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Memphis about doing fan favourite moves and shit: "I'm not here for the audience. I'm here to win." Gee, couldn't tell you Grumpy Old fart. Edited August 14, 2020 by vb68 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Best memory of BB21 ever. JACKSON. FALL IN YOUR PEE. FALL IN IT. YOU FELL IN YOUR PEE. Maybe my proudest moment of witch power magic of all time. 2 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Apparently Franzel told Cody that Memphis plays like Caleb. Hahahahaha WHAT? 2 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Tyler just told Cody it doesn't make sense for Memphis to have the whole alliance play in the safety suite tomorrow. Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, Alice Mudgarden said: Hahahahaha WHAT? I don't know what this means. He's dumb but pretty? He's emotional? A wild card? He tells tall tales about African medicine men coming into his hospital room when he was a wee slip of a boy and touching his knees after he had been paralyzed in a tragic tractor accident and then CALEB COULD WALK AGAIN? (I love that it's an actual Caleb story and not a Raven story.) Proposed: we now call Memphis "Beast Mode Grandpa". 7 3 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 1 minute ago, keke23 said: I wish Janelle really did have this army that everyone has created in their heads. She does. She controls the ants in the house. Seriously, her comic will have the army of ants she wields behind her as her magic psychic waves emanate from her head. She can also cure COVID but won't until she wins BB and nearly took out 3/4 of the Midwest the other when she sneezed but the media covered it up and called it a derecho. 6 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, Maverick said: She does. She controls the ants in the house. Seriously, her comic will have the army of ants she wields behind her as her magic psychic waves emanate from her head. She can also cure COVID but won't until she wins BB and nearly took out 3/4 of the Midwest the other when she sneezed but the media covered it up and called it a derecho. I've seen this movie. Paul Rudd hasn't aged a day since Clueless. 1 4 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) Memphis just told Kaysar he could go the easy road or after a threat like Cody, Christmas, Janelle or even him (Kaysar). Edited August 14, 2020 by choclatechip45 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, choclatechip45 said: Memphis just told Kaysar he could go after a threat like Cody, Christmas, Janelle or even him (Kaysar). Hey Alice, I think we figured out our Caleb comparison already. What is happening I don't understand Memphis is being more honest with Kaysar and Janelle than everyone else? https://twitter.com/BB_Updates/status/1294151050279006208 3 Link to comment
Maverick August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, choclatechip45 said: Memphis just told Kaysar he could go after a threat like Cody, Christmas, Janelle or even him (Kaysar). Was he stroking a white cat or speaking in an evil foreign accent when he said this? Because this sounds like a Bond villain talking about his stolen nuclear bombs. "One never knows where they may go off. Cape Canaveral. The White House. Maybe even THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, MR. KAYSAR". Edited August 14, 2020 by Maverick 14 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) My only guess is that he knows keeping Kaysar/Janelle keeps the target off of him. Memphis told Kaysar chose David to go on slop because he thinks he will lose his mind and breakdown. Edited August 14, 2020 by choclatechip45 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Precious Cinnamon Roll Nicole just pointed out to Kevin that she was only in the HoH room for thirty seconds but Kaysar is still in there. Dun dun DUUUUUN. 1 Link to comment
mooses August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 I am a little worried about Kaysar feeling so comfortable that he'll let his crazy "let's go to war" spinning side out. I could see Memphis targeting him if he felt he could be a liability. Janelle shouldn't let Kaysar out of her site for too long. 2 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Just now, mooses said: Janelle shouldn't let Kaysar out of her site for too long. She needs a springy leash on a harness thing that parents use on their unruly kids. Side note: I found out that the husband was one of those hyperactive leash kids and it's been three years since his mom told me over a wine lunch and I haven't stopped laughing yet because she told me that he never understood why he could runrunrunrun and then would get snapped back. 4 1 Link to comment
choclatechip45 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Kaysar/Memphis have to have a pregame alliance with Janelle because that seemed way to comfortable. Cody telling Enzo and Tyler he doesn't trust Dani she has to much info. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, choclatechip45 said: Memphis told Kaysar chose David to go on slop because he thinks he will lose his mind and breakdown. 1 Link to comment
Alice Mudgarden August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Proposed: we now call Memphis "Beast Mode Grandpa". I love it. I was also gonna say I hate it because then that would make me grandma age, but then I realized I'm a cool night owl who doesn't want to go to bed at 10 pm and can totally hang with the young, hip kids of today. 13 minutes ago, Callaphera said: What is happening I don't understand Memphis is being more honest with Kaysar and Janelle than everyone else? THIS IS WHY HE CONFUSES ME. I DON'T GET WHAT HE'S DOING. Is he working with Cody because of the Derrick connection before the game but really wants to work with Kaysar and Janelle? Is he feeling things out and not actually choosing sides? Is he just really tired because now it's an hour past his bedtime? Edited August 14, 2020 by Alice Mudgarden 1 5 Link to comment
vb68 August 14, 2020 Share August 14, 2020 Tyler called out Memphis wants everyone to play for safety this week so Memphis has an easy time getting it next week. Cody tells Tyler he's only worried about Janelle. 1 Link to comment
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